Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-reflective: Shows awareness of his own growth and inner life, e.g. wanting to change emotionally in bio and in “eu qro q em 2026 eu deixe de me ressentir com coisas q tem que vir dos outros”.
- Creative: Engages in many artistic activities and writes in an original, humorous way, as in “minha vida é ler, ouvir musica, ver filme, escrever, compor, pintar e, mais do que tudo, pensar. n adianta negar”.
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares feelings of frustration, love, and gratitude, like “eu amo estar vivo e todas as pessoas que fazem tal vivencia se mais leve” and “sou o homem mais azardo da historia mas o mais sortudo pq to vivo”.
- Intellectually-engaged: References philosophy, criticism, and exams, and defends more nuanced opinions, e.g. “um negocio q me deixa puto e quem fala mal do wes assim... seja mais sincerero(ou menos burro)” and “eu vou seguir os passos do meu goat nietzsche, infelizmente”.
- Resilient: Acknowledges difficulties but keeps a defiant or humorous stance, like “a minha musica com mais visualizacoes tem 166 vistos... mas imagine 116 pessoas numa sala. é uma galera.” and “eu sou muito otario de ter perdido pqp” while still moving on.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Frequently uses aggressive or violent wording, e.g. “que vontade de matar algm pqp q raiva” and “vtnc prce q to cvsnd com uma parede”.
- Body-shaming: Tweets disrespectfully about people’s appearance and weight, like “maior raiva do mundo wnd a goridnha diz q vai emgrecer” and “feia na internt, na vida real, no mundo das ideias pqpppppp trifecta suprema da feiura”.
- Sexual-objectification: Talks about women in a reductive, sexualized way, for example “q vntdd de arrochar uma gordinha agr” and “qria ser um baleia Azul pra poder comer as baleia azul pq e a maior buceta do reino animal”.
- Cynical-resentment: Shows recurring bitterness toward groups and situations, like enjoying others’ academic failure in “eu fico muito feliz todo começo de ano vendo o pessoal do studytwt se fodendo” and calling critics “pseudo pseudo intelectual” in “ai vc vai ver o perfil dum bosta desse”.
- Impulsive-posting: Tweets intense thoughts or anger in the moment, then later recognizes the toxicity of the environment, as seen in “vou dar um tenpo de internet mano, nao existe isso nao cara. é pior que o proprio satã.” and various rage-filled posts.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: impulsive, chaotic, often crude, but with flashes of surprising self-awareness and genuine feeling. Like Homer, he swings between loving life and raging at it – for example, he writes “que vontade de matar algm pqp q raiva” yet also “eu amo estar vivo e todas as pessoas que fazem tal vivencia se mais leve”. His humor is vulgar and bodily, in the spirit of Homer’s lowest moments, as in “qria ser um baleia Azul pra poder comer as baleia azul pq e a maior buceta do reino animal” and “caloria e o krlho come essa porra e fodasse”. At the same time, he has a lazy-heroic, half-educated-philosopher vibe—mentioning Nietzsche in “eu vou seguir os passos do meu goat nietzsche, infelizmente” yet constantly messing up studies and exams like Homer bungling work and responsibilities, as in “vtnc errei as hora do intercampi por meia hora” and “quando vc perde uma prova de frances pq achou q n teria nda”. Finally, despite all the cynicism and trolling (e.g. “eu fico muito feliz todo começo de ano vendo o pessoal do studytwt se fodendo”), his bio “Sempre é tempo de mudança no meu coração” and posts about love and heartbreak, like “eu quero ter o coração dilacerado por um amor que é fadado ao fracasso”, show the same sentimental core Homer keeps hidden under his messiness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite joking about friends and parties, they center their life on solitary pursuits like “my life is reading, listening to music, watching movies, writing, composing, painting, and above all, thinking” (“minha vida é ler, ouvir musica, ver filme, escrever, compor, pintar e, mais do que tudo, pensar. n adianta negar”) and complain about struggling to converse and flirt (“simplesmente nao sei conversar… prce um alien tentando se disfarcsr”). They show clear Intuition (N) in their abstract, philosophical takes on fashion and capitalism (“'deserviço pra moda' como se a moda em si ja nao fosse uma alucinada perversao capitalisa”), meta comments about hope as a poison (“o pior veneno q existe é a esperança”), and existential reflections on love and suffering (“eu quero ter o coração dilacerado por um amor que é fadado ao fracasso”). Their tone is predominantly Thinking (T): they value argument and critique, mocking people who can’t argue well (“da pra saber quando o cara foi moggado por fatos e argumentos”), ranting about shallow film criticism (“ai vc vai ver o perfil dum bosta desse e nao passa dum pseudo pseudo intelectual q nem uma critica sabe fazer direito”), and treating politics and education in a detached, analytical way (“medicina vai sofrer oq aconteceu com eng civil e com direito… faz oq tu gosta mermao”). They read as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they are messy and spontaneous—missing exams and events (“vtnc errei as hora do intercampi por meia hora”, “quando vc perde uma prova de frances pq achou q n teria nda nas semanas dos encontros univiadarios”)—and their tweets show improvisation and changing whims, like switching language goals (“esse ano é o ano do espanhol. ou melhor, español.”). Overall, an introspective, theory-loving, argumentative, unstructured style fits INTP better than nearby types like INTP/ENTP or INTJ, especially given the strong emphasis on thinking for its own sake and disdain for rigid planning or systems.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your life is ‘ler, ouvir música, ver filme, escrever, compor, pintar e, mais do que tudo, pensar’ — I’m just trying to apply for an internship in all of those, preferably with practical classes in ‘beijo até sem paixão mesmo’.
- Since ‘caloria é o krlho, come essa porra e fodasse’, que tal a gente testar esse manifesto juntos no RU da UFC e depois queimar as calorias tentando dançar, mesmo você jurando que passou a infância só ‘comendo terra e assistindo Minecraft’?
- You compared ‘good nd evil’ in politics and chamou a moda de ‘alucinada perversão capitalista’, but honestly the most dialectical thing I’ve seen is você se dizendo azarado e, ao mesmo tempo, ‘o mais sortudo pq to vivo’ — posso ser a sua contradição favorita em forma de date?
- You said your music has 166 views and imagined ‘116 pessoas numa sala’ — se um dia você tocar ao vivo, eu viro a 167ª pessoa, mas vou ficar na primeira fila fingindo que é um show só pra mim.
- If Clash Royale is te consumindo a ponto de você andar na rua se imaginando como o fisherman dando pull nos outros, fica tranquilo: pode me puxar pra perto, que eu prometo não ser mais um ‘fantasma’ no seu ‘ghosting ou não ghosting’.
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Reader, thinker & music guy in Fortaleza. Once missed a French test for a uni event and turned it into a life lesson instead of a meltdown.– @savones_
Your signature cocktail
The Anti-Aura Walrus
This cocktail starts with strong Brazilian cachaça and coffee, a nod to a mind that lives on overthinking and art, like when they say their life is to “read, listen to music, watch films, write, compose, paint and, above all, think” “minha vida é ler, ouvir musica, ver filme, escrever, compor, pintar e, mais do que tudo, pensar. n adianta negar”. Passion fruit juice brings the chaotic thirst for messy romance, echoing their desire to “have a heart torn apart by a love doomed to fail” “eu quero ter o coração dilacerado por um amor que é fadado ao fracasso” and the random ache of missing a kiss “sdds de dar um beijo ate sem paixao mesmo💔”. A sharp dash of Fernet adds the bitter, slightly poisonous edge of their worldview, the same venom they see in hope itself “o pior veneno q existe é a esperança.” and in their gleeful contempt for internet culture and studytwt “vou dar um tenpo de internet mano, nao existe isso nao cara. é pior que o proprio satã.” and “eu fico muito feliz todo começo de ano vendo o pessoal do studytwt se fodendo n existe preço pra isso”. Ginger syrup cuts through with an energetic, slightly unhinged kick, matching their manic all-caps moments of victory and rage “DEU CERTO PORRA VTNCHAHAHKAKALLKKKKKKKKK🖕🖕🖕🖕🐪” and “que vontade de matar algm pqp q raiva”. The smoked sea salt rim represents the self-aware grit of someone who jokes about being broke, unlucky, and socially awkward yet still insists on being alive and grateful “sou o homem mais azardo da historia mas o mais sortudo pq to vivo” and “simplesmente nao sei conversar... prce um alien tentando se disfarcsr pqp vou fazercurso de como ser humano”. The final vibe is strong, bittersweet, and slightly experimental, just like someone who says “I am the walrus” while building an ivory tower out of the elephants they hunted themselves “i am the walrus” and “construí minha torre de marfim com as presas dos elefantes que eu mesmo caçei”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a constant preoccupation with thinking, art, and learning that aligns strongly with Ravenclaw. They literally define their life as mental and creative activity in “minha vida é ler, ouvir musica, ver filme, escrever, compor, pintar e, mais do que tudo, pensar. n adianta negar”, which is textbook Ravenclaw identity. Their frustration with shallow criticism and short reviews in “me da raiva review no letter q é só umas 3frase. n tem oq dizer n dizkkkkkk nem ao menos sao funny tlgd kkkkkk” and “ai vc vai ver o perfil dum bosta desse e nao passa dum pseudo pseudo intelectual q nem uma critica sabe fazer direito” shows a value for intellectual rigor over surface-level takes. They also analyze culture and politics with a reflective, somewhat theoretical bent, as in “'good' nd 'evil' em analise politica KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJKKJKKKKKKKJJJ” and in their nuanced defense of directors in “um negocio q me deixa puto e quem fala mal do wes assim:'ai mais toda vez e o mesmo filme'... e os estilo dos cabra. n gostar? blz, mas seja mais sincerero(ou menos burro)”. Even when talking about exams and university, they take a reflective, meta angle, as in “quando vc faz o enem 2025 e tem uma revelacao que so seu coração poderia perceber”. Altogether, the love of thinking, art, and critique outweighs their impulsive or edgy humor and makes Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A song that fits them well is Creep by Radiohead, with its mix of self-deprecation, outsider feeling, and dark humor. They often show insecurity and a sense of not fitting in, like when they say “simplesmente nao sei conversar. nem na hora do flerte, nem com os amigos, prce um alien tentando se disfarcsr” and confess worrying about being mocked for their appearance in “qria postar soq iriam me zuar pelos meus seios cabeludos”. There’s also a strong streak of bitterness mixed with longing, visible in “sdds de dar um beijo ate sem paixao mesmo💔” and the way they resent yet desire connection in tweets about exes and past flings. At the same time, they show self-awareness and a kind of ironic detachment, like “sou o homem mais azardo da historia mas o mais sortudo pq to vivo”, which mirrors the song’s tension between self-loathing and the wish to be special. All of this aligns with Creep’s core theme: feeling fundamentally out of place while still desperately wanting to belong and be seen.
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