Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses chaotic, self‑aware jokes like “ATAQUE DE INCESTO!!!!!!!! 🦟🪲...” and “tbm ne eu n tomo banho dwsde o ano passado” to entertain and exaggerate situations.
- Affectionate friend: Speaks warmly about friends and coworkers, e.g. “meus amigos do trabalho são meus amores” and invites others to hang out like “oi algm vem na cacau show tomar milkshake dos ursinhos carinhosos”.
- Nerdy enthusiasm: Shows passionate interest in games and anime, such as League, Silent Hill, Animal Crossing and Naruto in tweets like “eu sempre irei te amar, animal crossing.” and “eu sou literalmente o yone”.
- Self‑expression: Openly shares looks, makeup, and style experiments, e.g. “esse mês to mt girly 🎀” and “minha vó e minha amiga falaram q eu tava igual uma vampira ?? bem vinda de volta katherine pierce”.
- Supportive attitude: Encourages others in stressful moments, like wishing calm and luck to ENEM takers in “tenham um bom dia de enem, mantenham a calma... boa sorte 🌷”.
Weaknesses:
- Familial strain: Expresses strong resentment about living with her mother in “cada dia que eu passo morando com a minha mãe é um karma por algo ruim que já fiz”, suggesting unresolved home tension.
- Impulsive posting: Shares intense or shocking states in real time, like “tomeimmw mt clonazepam sem querer bateu soninho mas n quero dormir inferno” and “eu juro eu nunca mais tomo zolpidem”.
- Self‑neglect: Jokes about poor basic care like bathing in “tbm ne eu n tomo banho dwsde o ano passado” and describes physical strain in “mais um pouco e minhas veias ficam acima da pele”.
- Work frustration: Shows strong dissatisfaction with job and supervisor, e.g. “hj vcs dormem feliz pois eu me estressei full no yrabaio vo me demitir ^^^^^^” and “so dei oi pro supervisor e ele 'oq vc quer?' ... juro vo me desvivw”.
- Online oversharing: Admits timeline is too explicit for public, saying “criei uma tl tao boa aqui que simplesmente n posso abrir meu twt em público” and needing to lock and curate followers in “privei meu twt e bloqueei uns 80 perfis”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: introspective, smart, caring, a bit anxious, and very online/nerdy. Like Lisa, they juggle being high-achieving and sensitive (talking about work, faculty, and meds) while still being playful and affectionate, e.g. their anxiety over a future figure arriving late: “vcs n tem ideia da ansiedade q eu fico qnd lembro q comprei uma nendoroid q so vai chegar em agosto ....”. They show a very Lisa-like tenderness and encouragement toward others, such as wishing luck to ENEM takers: “mantenham a calma, todo mundo vai estar nervoso ou ansioso, acreditem em vocês”. At the same time, they’re a passionate nerd for games and niche interests (League, Silent Hill, Animal Crossing), mirroring Lisa’s obsessive love of her own hobbies: “eu sempre irei te amar, animal crossing.” and “so compro robux respondendo pesquisa 🙏”. Their mix of self-deprecating humor, frustration with home life (“cada dia que eu passo morando com a minha mãe é um karma por algo ruim que já fiz”), and desire to be loved and understood feels very much like Lisa trying to grow up in a chaotic environment while clinging to cute comforts like plushies, cosmetics, and fandom merch.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets revolve around solitary or one‑to‑one activities (gaming, collecting, home life) rather than big social scenes, and they explicitly curate privacy and boundaries, e.g. “privei meu twt e bloqueei uns 80 perfis NAO ME SIGA SE SÓ SEGUE PERFIL DE PUTARIA, HENTAI TA LIBERADO MAS IRL NAO”. Their interests and expression suggest Intuition over Sensing: they frequently indulge in imagination, fandoms and future‑oriented fantasies like “visão do meu futuro marido qnd eu chega em casa estressada do trabalho” and playful scenarios with fictional characters such as “vcs acham que eu (sayacrossing) teria chance com ele (pyramide head) ?”, rather than focusing mainly on practical details. Their decision‑making and values clearly favor Feeling: they emphasize emotional states and relationships, e.g. anxiety about a future figure purchase in “vcs n tem ideia da ansiedade q eu fico qnd lembro q comprei uma nendoroid q so vai chegar em agosto ....” and care for self‑image and others’ comfort in “me pediram os cuidados do meu cabelo mas eu n sei fzr thrend bonitinha, irei tentar aquiii :(”. Their lifestyle appears more Perceiving than Judging: they often describe going with the flow and procrastinating or acting on impulse, such as “fiquei c preguiça de colocar no cabelo todo + ... vou ter q trabalhar c o cabelo assi amanha pq fiquei c preguiça de terminar tchau” and chaotic sleep/medication habits like “tomeimmw mt clonazepam sem querer bateu soninho mas n quero dormir inferno”. The mix of rich inner fantasy life, emotional intensity, idealized future relationship images, and somewhat disorganized, spontaneous day‑to‑day behavior fits INFP better than neighboring types such as ISFP or ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you started playing League because you fell in love with Thresh, do I have any chance if I promise to hook you a Sumikko Gurashi plush every time you carry me bot lane with your Milio? :3
- You said every day living with your mom feels like karma for something bad you did — maybe the universe is just stalling until it can spawn me in your life like a secret Silent Hill F deluxe route.
- You get genuinely emotional over Animal Crossing birthdays, Sabrina Sato interviewing Justin Bieber, and that one ‘no-heart-if-you-didn’t-cry’ scene… I don’t want to make you cry, but I’d love to be the reason you feel that level of soft, every day.
- If your future husband’s POV is you arriving home stressed from work and ready to beat him up like a ranked Mario Kart lobby, I volunteer as tribute — I’ll bring Cacau Show milkshake and let you vent all your ‘yrabaio’ rage on my chest.
- You: nerd girl with Fenty x K/DA makeup, a 1.20m pillow waiting for a Saya print, obsessed with Yone, Milio and nendos. Me: someone who clearly has terrible aim in life, because I keep missing queues and still somehow managed to hard-int lock my heart on you.
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Your new Twitter bio
League support main, Silent Hill + Animal Crossing lover, recovering Zolpidem taker. Once answered ENEM, then queued ranked anyway.– @sayacrossing
Your signature cocktail
Silent Hill Milkshake dos Ursinhos Carinhosos
This drink is a chaotic cute mashup, just like them going from Animal Crossing to Silent Hill and League in the same timeline, as seen when they say “ele n joga mais apenas as aventuras da ilha de hello kitty” and then ask if they’d have a chance with Pyramid Head in “vcs acham que eu (sayacrossing) teria chance com ele (pyramide head) ?”. The strawberry milkshake and cotton candy rim mirror the bebesinha aesthetic and plushie/cute side from tweets like “eu 🩷 achar coisinhas de sumikko gurashi no interior de mg :3” and “boa noite so p qm ganhou pantufas de gatinhos”. Vanilla vodka and crème de cassis give it a sweeter but definitely strong kick, reflecting the intensity of wanting to beat up a hypothetical boyfriend while he looks at them 🥺 in “querer muito namorar pra ter a sensação de bater no seu namorado e ele chorar e te olhar assi 🥺” and the constant tilt from League in “EU ME IRRITO MT MAIS C MARIO KART ONLINE DOQ COM LOL”. The sparkling lychee soda topper captures their anxious, fizzy energy—between zolpidem and clonazepam incidents like “eu juro eu nunca mais tomo zolpidem” and “tomeimmw mt clonazepam sem querer bateu soninho mas n quero dormir inferno”—while still tasting light and playful. Finally, the sugar hearts and stars are for the soft, supportive side that wishes good luck to others in “oii pessoal, tenham um bom dia de enem… acreditem em vocês” and celebrates small joys like “feliz ano novo para todos que estão lendo isso, desejo coisas boas a todos !! ✨”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong, down‑to‑earth warmth and care for others that fits Hufflepuff. They openly support and encourage strangers, like wishing calm and luck to everyone taking the ENEM in “oii pessoal, tenham um bom dia de enem, mantenham a calma, todo mundo vai estar nervoso ou ansioso, acreditem em vocês e façam uma boa prova e uma redação, boa sorte 🌷”, and expressing genuine affection for coworkers in “meus amigos do trabalho são meus amores”. Their relationship with work and study is very Hufflepuff-coded: they grind through MD5 in League in “fiz a md5 sozinha bebesinha so perdi 1 e cai verdinho”, stick with college to the end of the semester as seen in “último dia do semestre”, and talk about coming home from work exhausted yet still carrying on in “visão do meu futuro marido qnd eu chega em casa estressada do trabalho”. They’re also fair-minded and a bit protective of boundaries, e.g. setting firm lines about who should follow them in “NAO ME SIGA SE SÓ SEGUE PERFIL DE PUTARIA, HENTAI TA LIBERADO MAS IRL NAO”, which shows a grounded sense of what they consider respectful behavior. While they have some chaotic humor and self-deprecating moments, the dominant throughline is loyalty, kindness to friends and mutuals, and a steady, hardworking attitude rather than grand ambition or intellectual elitism, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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girls - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s girls fits them because it’s playful, girly, and a bit chaotic, just like their timeline full of cute aesthetics and dramatic humor, from calling themselves “bebesinha” while gaming in “imagine n gostar da sayacrossing sendo q ela eh bebesinha assim jogando seu lolzinho com seu miliozinho ouvindo suas musiquinhas” to posting pink, kawaii visuals in “sou a pinkie pie i ela a rainbow dash :3”. The song’s theme of feminine confidence and self-indulgence matches their love of makeup and cute merch, like “obg fenty beauty por pensar em nós mulheres nerds” and “eu me bugo indo de nintendo > controle de xbox no pc > emulando ps2”, which shows they fully lean into their gamer-girly identity. Lyrically, girls is about embracing your messy feelings and contradictions, similar to how they swing from cozy posts like “chegar da faculdade e ir jogar joguinhos x3” to unfiltered frustrations such as “cada dia que eu passo morando com a minha mãe é um karma por algo ruim que já fiz”. The song’s mix of vulnerability, attitude, and hyper-feminine energy mirrors how they talk about work stress in “visão do meu futuro marido qnd eu chega em casa estressada do trabalho” while still fantasizing and joking about love, gaming, and future domesticity. Overall, girls captures their blend of softness, chaos, and unapologetic, internet-poisoned girlhood.
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