Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Consistently tweets excitedly about niche interests like phaidei, mydei, and various series, e.g. “ITS ISEKAI OFFICE WORKER TUESDAY” and “forced myself into khrtwt as soon as 2026 started . happy 20th anniversary”.
- Humorous commentary: Uses jokes, exaggeration, and crying/laughing reactions to entertain followers, like “this is me at 6 yrs old watching digimon 1 like 😭😭😭” and “the fkin national bookstore 😭😭😭😭”.
- Critical thinker: Calls out issues in fandom and media such as orientalist designs and discourse, e.g. “I WANNA RT A PHD FANART BUT THAT DAMN ORIENTALIST DESIGN IS PISSING ME OFFFF STOP DRAWING THAT SHIT I BEG” and “cant help but compare them to ly6us fans… and honestly ly6us were more classy abt his crimes”.
- Protective values: Defends characters and creators they care about, as in “any one that hates on complainer shall fall” and their frustration at hate posts like “ch4tgpt create a hate post about a queer genshin ship for me to send to someone’s strawpage”.
- Expressive honesty: Openly shares feelings about anxiety and preferences, such as “i wonder if i should go........i have anxiety irl” and personal takes like “i dont like it. baguio (and similar places) cold air is good. but metro manila cold air is something sinister”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh phrasing: Uses very strong or aggressive language toward people and ships, e.g. “can scott die already” and “that one fucking ship that i hate”.
- Sexual oversharing: Publicly tweets explicit sexual fantasies about characters, like “saw some mydei pictures today and my immediate thought was 'i want to see him struggle as he takes something deep in his throat'” and “MYDEI PUSSYYYYY”.
- Conflict attraction: Shows enjoyment of or engagement in fandom drama and fights, e.g. “mydei rp account but its characters accurate so he only posts chimera animations and get into fights defending the chrysos heirs” and commentary on discourse like “why r ppl talking abt talking shit abt fics u dont like whats going on”.
- Negative fixation: Returns repeatedly to things they dislike (ships, designs, lineups), as in “thank god i dont keep up much w enst*rs anymore bc the lineups for the special unit songs are so SHITTTT” and “yea no were not doing this again”.
- Public anxiety spiral: Vents anxious or overwhelming thoughts directly onto the timeline, e.g. “i wonder if i should go........i have anxiety irl” and overwhelmed reactions like “FUCKKKK I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE”, which might intensify stress instead of easing it.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re intensely fandom-brained and analytical in a way that fits Lisa more than the others: they dissect media, tropes, and ships in detail, like when they complain about orientalist art in fanworks and say “I WANNA RT A PHD FANART BUT THAT DAMN ORIENTALIST DESIGN IS PISSING ME OFFFF STOP DRAWING THAT SHIT I BEG”. Lisa is opinionated and politically aware, which echoes this user’s willingness to call out fandom behavior and discourse, such as questioning people’s takes about fic and saying “why r ppl talking abt talking shit abt fics u dont like whats going on”. Like Lisa, they’re both earnest and dramatic about the things they love, whether it’s ships like Phaidei and Mydei (“DOM FEM MYDEI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”) or niche BL and anime references. There’s also that mix of intellectualizing and very human, emotional posting—switching from meta about villain fans and Hamilton to horny or ship-brained reactions—which mirrors how Lisa can swing between precocious seriousness and typical over-the-top tween emotions. Overall, they feel like an adult, deeply online, fandom-saturated version of Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they describe having real‑life anxiety and hesitation about going out, e.g. “i wonder if i should go........i have anxiety irl”, and most of their excitement is channeled into fandom spaces rather than in-person social scenes. Their interests and language are highly Intuitive (N), centering on ships, tropes, and conceptual dynamics instead of concrete, real‑life details, such as “truly one of the best tropes 🙂↕️ and ofc it’s phaidei” and musing about character dynamics like “taking this srsly a bit, what kind of dynamic would they even have 😭😭😭❔❔❔ they are NOT talking to one another 😭😭😭”. They read as strongly Feeling (F): their posts are emotionally expressive, full of empathy or strong likes/dislikes ("i love you,” "i miss mdkr oh my god its so serious"), and moral concern, such as calling out orientalist designs in “I WANNA RT A PHD FANART BUT THAT DAMN ORIENTALIST DESIGN IS PISSING ME OFFFF”. Their style points to Perceiving (P) more than J: they appear spontaneous, reactive, and comfort-seeking ("sitting my fat ass comfortably on seat 6" and choosing seats based on vibes in multiple seat tweets like “seat 7 its time to get freaky w boothill 😛😛😛”), and they bounce between many interests (Genshin, HSR, Enstars, BLCDs, isekai, etc.) rather than showing structured, planned posting. Altogether, an emotionally intense, fandom‑immersed, values-driven, and somewhat chaotic online presence fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if July 10 is Phaidei Day and March 14 is also Phaidei Day, can we add one more date to the calendar: the day you let me sit next to you in that imaginary seating chart, staring at you the way you stare at Arlecchino’s face?
- You said you’d sit your ‘fat ass comfortably on seat 6’ and ‘get freaky w Boothill’ in seat 7, but I’m thinking seat 3 is optimal: good view of Sandbina yuri, Durin within talking distance, and me right next to you defending the Chrysos heirs like your Mydei RP account.
- You support Chongyun being ‘number 1 least earner in Teyvat’ and still call him ‘that’s my boy’—I don’t earn much either, but if unwavering devotion is your type, I’m basically the Chongyun of courting you.
- You: ‘phainon > papanon and mydei > mamadei, they’re meant to be parents, they need to have kids asap.’ Me: I don’t know about kids yet, but I’m ready to be the butch sailor Phainon to your femme siren Mydei and at least start with dinner.
- You keep yelling ‘MYDEI BOOBIES’ and ‘MYDEI PUSSYYYYY’ on main, but the real plot twist is when you start screaming ‘MY DATE’ because I actually managed to take you out offline despite your ‘I have anxiety irl’ tweet.
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dan · 22 · fandom analyst & chronic seat chart strategist. Once overthought a fictional train layout more than my real-life career path.– @sbotchi_
Your signature cocktail
The Phaidei Brainrot Fizz
This cocktail is bubbly, loud, and a little unhinged—just like someone happily screaming about Phaidei/Mydei every few tweets, from “#phaidei” to “DOM FEM MYDEI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Sparkling rosé nods to the soft, romantic but slightly dramatic vibe in their bio and ships, like “phainon > papanon and mydei > mamadei is just too perfect. they are meant to be parents”. Calamansi brings a sharp, Filipino citrus kick for their Tagalog tweets and Manila weather complaints in “metro manila cold air is something sinister”. Lavender syrup is for the unexpectedly tender, aesthetic side that gets emotional over office worker isekai and BL recs like “rediscovering jackass dont touch blcd 🥹🥹 its so peak”. Pink grapefruit soda adds chaos and fizz for their timeline-hopping fandom energy from Genshin to Enstars to KHR, reflected in “forced myself into khrtwt as soon as 2026 started”. Finally, edible glitter on the ice captures the loud, slightly feral thirst in tweets like “MYDEI BOOBIES” and “seat 7 its time to get freaky w boothill 😛😛😛”, making this drink as extra and sparkling as their feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, confrontational edge and strong instinct for calling things out, which aligns most with Slytherin’s assertive, self‑protective traits. They’re quick to block and distance themselves from people whose behavior or art styles they dislike, as seen in “i may have seen a subtweet abt them n tried to find the artist and yup 😂😂 ive blocked them alr” and their refusal to engage with orientalist fanart in “I WANNA RT A PHD FANART BUT THAT DAMN ORIENTALIST DESIGN IS PISSING ME OFFFF STOP DRAWING THAT SHIT I BEG”, which suggests strong boundaries and a willingness to cut people off. They also show a taste for morally dubious or controversial ships and fiction, such as “kanamecest is so good omg” and “that one fucking ship that i hate”, reflecting comfort with darker or taboo material rather than a Gryffindor-style moral rigidity. Their humor is often cutting and strategic, e.g. laughing at villain‑character fans as “that one omega hamilton tumblr posts” and mocking discourse trends in fandom like “why r ppl talking abt talking shit abt fics u dont like whats going on”, which shows social shrewdness and an outsider’s critical stance. While there are flashes of loyalty to faves and ships (e.g. fierce defense of Chrysos heirs in “mydei rp account but its characters accurate so he only posts chimera animations and get into fights defending the chrysos heirs”), the overall pattern is someone who is selective, opinionated, and unafraid to be harsh—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the warmer Hufflepuff or more detached Ravenclaw.
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Your song
girls - girl in red
The song girls by girl in red fits them because it’s unapologetically queer, playful, and obsessed, mirroring how they gush over ships and characters like Phaidei and Mydei, for example when they just post “#phaidei” or scream about “MYDEI PUSSYYYYY”. The song’s messy, intense affection matches their horny, humorous tone when they say things like “DOM FEM MYDEI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “saw some mydei pictures today and my immediate thought was 'i want to see him struggle as he takes something deep in his throat' FUCKKKK I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE”. Their bio (“they/she | 22”) and repeated yuri/queer ship talk, like wanting to watch “sandbina yuri” and screaming over “101 DALMATIANS TOXIC YURI?!”, fit the sapphic, chaotic energy of the track. The way they turn every little thing into ship fodder and emotional fixation, such as imagining them as parents in “phainon > papanon and mydei > mamadei is just too perfect. they are meant to be parents. they need to have kids asap”, is very in line with the obsessive crush vibe of girls. Overall, the song’s theme of loudly loving women and not toning it down matches their entire timeline of capslock passion, memes, and queer fandom brainrot.
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