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Your Simpsons character
The user’s over-the-top emotional reactions, impulsiveness, and constant swinging between despair and extreme horniness line up closest with Homer Simpson. Homer is dramatic and hyperbolic about everything, just like this user saying “IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS…” and repeatedly posting things like “Guys what if i kms” in a clearly exaggerated, shitpost-y way. Homer also fixates obsessively on his comforts (like donuts or TV) the same way this user fixates on Wanderer/Scaramouche, screaming “WANDERER DAY WANDERER DAY WANDERER DAY…” and “I NEED HIM GUYS I NEED HIM SO BAD PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE…”. The extremely horny, chaotic energy in tweets like “MY PUSSY IS THROBBING EVERYTIME I SEE THAT SCARA FIGURE” and “I DONT FUCKING CARE IF UTS BAD IM GONNA PUT THAT FIGURE UP MY VAGINA” also parallels Homer’s impulsive, id-driven behavior. Finally, despite all the rage and dramatics (e.g. “FUCKYOUFYCUJYOFUCKYIHFUCJFYFJCJCUCJCKCJCYFIUFICH…”), there’s an underlying earnest attachment to their favorite character and fandom, much like Homer’s loud but genuine love for his obsessions and family.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they loudly broadcast their feelings and invite reactions, e.g. “Guys what would u do if i kms” and “SOEMOEN HELP A MOSQUITO BIT MY HIPS AND WAIST”, clearly seeking interaction rather than keeping things private. Their focus is on Intuition (N) over details: they spiral into ideas, fantasies, and character analysis like “its been three years and people still dont understand wanderers character development ” and “I wish people understand the fatuis like i do”, caring more about interpretations and themes than concrete minutiae. They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented; their posts are driven by emotional highs and lows rather than detached logic, e.g. “I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. YALL ARE THE REASON WHY IM GONNA KMS SOON.” and the intense sexual/emotional reactions to Wanderer in “MY TOES CURLED. BEST FIGURE TO EXIST. I DONT CATE HOW HORRIFYING IT IS IM LICKING THAT FIGURE.”. Finally, they show strong Perceiving (P) traits: impulsive, chaotic, and driven by the present moment rather than structured plans, like “IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS…” and the rapid-fire emotional swings from “we LOST” to “FUCK YEAH” across adjacent tweets. Taken together—the high-energy social output, intuitive fixation on fictional dynamics, emotion-forward expression, and lack of clear structure—ENFP fits them best.

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demi • she/her • genshin & wanderer analyst-in-denial. Once cried over a rerun rumor in a physics lecture and called it ‘character study’.– @scarasmut

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This chaotic highball is for the self-proclaimed professional yapper who screams about Wanderer and Scaramouche at 3 a.m., perfectly capturing the energy of “IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS...” and “IM GONNAAAAAAUAUAAUAUAUAUUAYAGAGAGAGSHAHAHHHH”. The purple vodka nods to their beloved Wanderer—“i 💜 wanderer” and the endless “WANDERER DAY WANDERER DAY WANDERER DAY…”—while blackberry-lavender syrup adds a sweet, obsessive softness under all the yelling. Spicy ginger beer represents their unhinged horny energy in tweets like “MY TOES CURLED. BEST FIGURE TO EXIST… I CANT STOP CUMMING. MY PUSSY IS THROBBING…” and “being hypersexual is not for the weak guys dont try this at home”. A dash of bitters captures the despair of “its been three years and people still dont understand wanderers character development ” and “we fucking lost. 2024 is not my year i lied.”. Finally, soda water adds just enough lightness and fizz to echo their dramatic, meme-filled coping—like “understanding physics while fasting is NOT for the weak”—because even at their most deranged, they’re still here, still yapping, and still ordering another round.

Your Hogwarts House
This account is intensely driven by obsession and desire, showing a very Slytherin flavor of single‑minded ambition toward their fave. Their feed is dominated by wanting Wanderer/Scaramouche at any cost, like “I NEED HIM GUYS I NEED HIM SO BAD PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE” and “I WANT HIM SO BAD GUYSUDONTKNOW”, which reads as pure fixation and tunnel‑vision. They are also highly self‑protective and combative when attacked, as seen in “I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. YALL ARE THE REASON WHY IM GONNA KMS SOON. EVERY GOD DAMN SCARA HATER THINKS IM A SHOTACON IM GONNA DIE”, where they aggressively defend their reputation as a fan against accusations. Their willingness to double down on stigmatized traits to justify themselves — “hypersexual people exist!!! horny teenagers exist guys!!! Woah!” — shows a ‘do what it takes, I don’t care what you think’ mentality. Even their humor around extreme reactions, like “IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS…”, reads as dramatic self‑mythologizing rather than quiet suffering. Taken together, their intense desire, defensiveness, and refusal to bend to outside judgment fit Slytherin’s ambitious and self‑preserving core much more than the calmer loyalty of Hufflepuff, the intellectual bent of Ravenclaw, or Gryffindor’s more outwardly heroic courage.

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The song obsessed by Olly fits them because it captures the unhinged, over-the-top fixation they have on Wanderer/Scaramouche and other blorbos. Their entire timeline is centered on this kind of all-consuming fandom, from “WANDERER DAY WANDERER DAY WANDERER DAY…” to “its been three years and people still dont understand wanderers character development ”, showing a devotion that goes beyond casual liking. The song’s mix of yearning and clownery mirrors their dramatic reactions, like “IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS IMGONNAKMS…” and “I NEED HIM GUYS I NEED HIM SO BAD PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE…”. Even their hypersexual jokes, such as “MY PUSSY IS THROBBING EVERYTIME I SEE THAT SCARA FIGURE”, match the intense, slightly unhinged tone of the song. Overall, obsessed encapsulates their identity as a self-described “professional yapper” whose entire online presence revolves around being loudly, shamelessly, and humorously obsessed.

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