Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings, from grief (“Saber da morte dessa atriz acabou de acabar meu dia pqp”) to affection (“Queria um abraço dela”).
- Affectionate fan: Shows deep admiration and care for idols and actresses, e.g. Cate Blanchett dreams and obsession (“Sonhei que tinha dado um selinho na cate blanchett”, “Sou doente por ela”).
- Humorous candid: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like joking about Minecraft at 22 (“Aquela amiga que tá viciada em Minecraft aos 22 anos de idade”) and pornified slang with friends (“Se tirar siririca do vocabulário dessa aqui ela fica muda!”).
- Loyal friend: Frequently references and cares about friends and mutuals, like Andressa and Lau (“Vou ficar três dias sem ver a andressa, to mal”, “Amoh contar TUDOH pra lau”).
- Protective critical: Speaks out against things she finds unfair or harmful, such as pirating lesbian content for profit (“Acho o cúmulo da feiúra qm faz pirataria e ainda por cima COBRA por isso”) and sexualizing women (“Me da um ódio essa menina sexualizar qqlr mulher”).
Weaknesses:
- Mood volatility: Often reports feeling “mal” or bad across many posts (“To mto mal”, “To mal mal mal mal”).
- Harsh judgment: Uses strong negative language about people, like calling Andressa “patética” and saying she hates her (“Andressa patética. Odeio ela”).
- Sexual fixation: Frequent explicit sexual comments about women and bodies, e.g. (“Jesus que tesão”, “Esperando com a mão na xereca a série delas”).
- Nostalgic regretful: Dwells on past mistakes and self‑humiliation (“se tem uma pessoa que eu gostaria de apagar da minha vida seria ela. Ai me humilhei tanto pqp”).
- Impulsive posting: Tweets intense reactions in the moment (caps, strong language) like “NÃO MDS NAO NAO NAO NAO” and “NÃO QUERO MAIS!!!!”, suggesting little emotional filter.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intense, emotionally open, and often overwhelmed by caring too much, just like this user who repeatedly says they’re unwell or sad, as in “To mto mal” and “Vou falar igual os pacientes da clínica onde eu trabalho: “Estou triste””. Lisa is also passionate and idealistic about ethics and fairness, which matches rants like “Acho o cúmulo da feiúra qm faz pirataria e ainda por cima COBRA por isso, mais feio ainda quando se eh conteúdo lésbico…” and criticism of sexualizing women in “Me da um ódio essa menina sexualizar qqlr mulher. Acho isso horroroso”. The user is clearly queer and deeply invested in lesbian media and actresses, mirroring Lisa’s outsider, thoughtful energy and tendency to fixate on her interests, as seen in “Sou doente por ela” and “Pqp fazia tempo que eu não ficava obcecada por uma mulher brasileira…”. Like Lisa, they are articulate, dramatic, and self-aware, joking about their own online bubble in “realmente o tt eh uma bolha”, while still being very affectionate and romantic, as in “That should be me holding ur hands. That should be me making u laugh.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They appear more Extroverted (E) than Introverted: they constantly talk about coworkers, friends and mutuals, e.g. joking about work and Andressa in “Eu e a andressa explicando pro pessoal do trbalho oq são twinks semana passada, realmente o tt eh uma bolha”, and describing social scenes like “Gnt cada fofoca aqui morrendo”, which suggests high social engagement and outward energy. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): tweets are rooted in immediate, concrete experiences—physical attraction, food, weather, illness—like “Vou fazer um pão com ovo aqui” and “Cara que dor de garganta do krlh”, rather than abstract theorizing. They lean clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking, reacting emotionally and morally rather than analytically, as in “Saber da morte dessa atriz acabou de acabar meu dia pqp” and their strong value-based rant against piracy in “Acho o cúmulo da feiúra qm faz pirataria e ainda por cima COBRA por isso...”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life looks spontaneous and reactive—impulsive desires and mood swings like “Vou voltar a dormir” and “Querer viajar e td ser mto caro pqp”, and playful last‑minute whims about fandoms and reality shows rather than structured plans. Taken together, the highly social, sensory, emotionally expressive, and improvisational style best matches ESFP, the energetic, feeling-driven “performer” type who lives in the moment and reacts strongly to people and experiences.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re ‘doente’ for Cate Blanchett, Englot and half of Hollywood… how do I apply to be the next woman you lose your mind over in your January photo dump?
- You said you’re a conservative Brazilian woman with Bolsonaro — plot twist: I’m here to be your biggest contradiction and make you vote 100% in favor of us.
- If you can get this exhausted on your first day back at work and still have energy to dream about Cate, Minecraft and BBB, imagine the chaos we could cause on a date and then stay up talking trash about Andressa together.
- You said if Cate ‘goes of arrasta’ you won’t know what to do with your life — I volunteer as emotional support: we can rewatch Carol (2015), cry, and I’ll hold you every time you tweet ‘tô muito mal’.
- Since you’re ‘fumando aqui sozinha’ and threatening to put your pod in @ronitweisz’s mouth, how about a compromise: I show up, we share the pod, you explain twinks and Englot to me, and we see if that ‘Jesus que tesão’ energy transfers offline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian cinephile powered by Carol (2015), Minecraft nights & Brazilian reality TV drama. Works with kids, cries over actresses, still shows up on time.– @scarjchast
Your signature cocktail
The Cate-a-Twista Negroni
This cocktail is strong but playful, like someone who can say “Estou triste” one moment and then be screaming “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” the next. The smoked black tea gin nods to all the cigarettes and pods, from “Fumando aqui sozinha hj” to “Eu botando meu pod na boca da @ronitweisz”, giving it that moody, late-night timeline vibe. Aperol keeps it bitter-sweet and dramatic, perfect for someone who can tweet “To mto mal” and five scrolls later be obsessed, like “Sou doente por ela”. Elderflower liqueur adds a romantic, slightly cheesy softness for every time she dreams of or declares love, from “Sonhei que tinha dado um selinho na cate blanchett” to that over-the-top “Every morning i wake up and I think that I never wanna be far from you”. The passion fruit pulp is for the horny, chaotic thirst of “Pqp que tesão vsf” and “Jesus que tesão”, bright and tropical but still intense. Finally, the expressed orange peel on ice keeps it polished and a little cinematic, a wink to Carol (2015) in the bio and all the reverence for beautiful women who “envelheceu normalmente e continuou linda” like in “Eu amo q ela envelheceu normalmente e continuou linda”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Cindy is highly driven by strong, outspoken convictions and isn’t shy about calling out what she thinks is wrong, which is very Gryffindor. For example, she openly condemns piracy, especially of scarce lesbian content, in a very moral, confrontational way: “Acho o cúmulo da feiúra qm faz pirataria e ainda por cima COBRA por isso… Vcs nao sao melhores que a sapatao do drive”. She is also willing to express intense emotions bluntly and dramatically, like when reacting to the death of an actress: “Saber da morte dessa atriz acabou de acabar meu dia pqp” and “NÃO MDS NAO NAO NAO NAO”, which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, heart-on-sleeve style. Her joking-but-bold political persona tweet, “Sou mulher conservadora Brasileira e estou com Bolsonaro”, shows she’s comfortable staking out a loud position in a highly charged context, again pointing to courage and provocation over tact. Even in interpersonal dynamics, she dramatizes her feelings and boundaries, like threatening to leave to get a reaction from Andressa: “Ameacei a ir embora do ponto umas mil vezes hj e andressa ficava igual o gato de botas kakaka”, which reflects the theatrical bravado typical of Gryffindor rather than the calculated chill of Slytherin or the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff.
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All Too Well (10 Minute Version) - Taylor Swift
The song All Too Well (10 Minute Version) fits them because it's intense, dramatic, and full of obsessive emotional detail, much like how they tweet about crushes, actresses, and reality show contestants. They swing between longing and frustration, saying things like “That should be me holding ur hands. That should be me making u laugh. That should be me this so sad.” and “To mto mal”, echoing the song’s fixation on a person and the pain around them. Their tendency to dwell on past attachments and regrets — for instance, “Quero saber oq levou eu a gostar dela lá em 2024 pqp se tem uma pessoa que eu gostaria de apagar da minha vida seria ela. Ai me humilhei tanto pqp” — mirrors the way the song revisits old memories in vivid detail. They also oscillate between humor and heartbreak, from thirsting over women like “Pqp que tesão vsf” to mourning an actress with “Saber da morte dessa atriz acabou de acabar meu dia pqp”, which matches the song’s mix of tenderness, anger, and nostalgia. Overall, their hyper-emotional, romantic, and slightly chaotic online persona aligns closely with the epic, confessional nature of this song.
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