Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled Integrity: Praises Thomas Massie for his “integrity to reject special interests”.
- Financial Awareness: Monitors market shifts, noting “Silver collapses to levels not seen since Jerome Powell”.
- Self-Improvement Focus: Admits to personal growth by stating “I'm genuinely working on this. I will provide updates.”.
- Protective Boundaries: Rejects the sexualization of women in media, calling critics “a creep” for demanding revealing outfits.
- Law Abiding: Expresses a clear stance on civil order in bio: “Maybe it would be smart not to attack law enforcement.”.
Weaknesses:
- Misogynistic Language: Repeatedly uses slurs, labeling a woman a “bestial hypocritical whore”.
- Hostile Rhetoric: Uses ableist insults against those they disagree with, calling them “retarded”.
- Judgmental Extremism: Argues that women “should be ashamed and shamed for their 'sexual pasts'”.
- Racial Generalization: Dismisses civil rights movements by comparing them to “black murderers spanning history”.
- Religious Intolerance: Generalizes nations based on faith, calling Mexico a “narco shithole overrun by prostitutes” due to Catholicism.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Dalin exhibits the same abrasive, high-handed cynicism and gatekeeping tendencies as Springfield’s local elitist, Comic Book Guy. He spends much of his time delivering scathing, judgmental critiques of others, such as calling a public figure a “bestial hypocritical whore” or dismissing people's intelligence by stating, “If you went to university, chances are you're already cooked, retard”. Like the Simpsons character, his worldview is defined by a sense of intellectual and moral superiority, often lashing out at what he deems “disgusting” modern culture. Even his interests, ranging from economic doom-posting to video games like Resident Evil, mirror the character's obsessive, basement-dwelling intensity. Ultimately, his proclamations that “The lot of you are like sharks smelling blood in the water” capture the quintessential 'Worst. Post. Ever.' energy of a man perpetually unimpressed by the world around him.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Dalin demonstrates Introversion through a focus on solitary intellectual pursuits and a clear disdain for modern social dynamics, once lamenting, “I haven't felt a girl's slender hand run through my hair in a fucking while”. His Intuition is evident in his focus on systemic theories, such as the need to “destroy the global Pedophile empire” and his analysis of historical qualitative differences in humanity. The Thinking trait is dominant in his blunt, often abrasive logic and economic analysis, such as when he calls a politician a “dangerous moron” based on IQ estimates or critiques the “US deficit spending crisis”. Finally, his Judging nature is shown through his rigid moral standards and decisive calls for societal structure, demanding that “women should be ashamed and shamed for their 'sexual pasts'” to restore human propriety.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the US deficit? Because I’m ready to ignore all other special interests and just SPLIT. THE. BILLS. with you.
- I promise I’m not an Indian X phishing bot, but I’d definitely skip the gold and silver bull market just to invest some time in you.
- They say Wall Street is all about sharks smelling blood, but I’m just a girl with a slender hand looking for some hair to run it through.
- If you’re still looking for a girl who isn’t a 'larper' and loves Jesus, I’ve got the integrity of Thomas Massie and a Spotify playlist that’ll keep you awake for better reasons.
- I’m no Resident Evil protagonist, but I promise my standards for 'permanent salvation' involve a lot less gaming and a lot more us.
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Finance professional navigating the gold & silver markets from Wall Street. Passionate about fiscal integrity, split bills, and finding the perfect Spotify vibe.– @ScaryDaligator
Your signature cocktail
The Wall Street Moralist
This drink is high-octane and unapologetically abrasive, reflecting a man who believes “it would be smart not to attack law enforcement.” The bitter Amaro represents his disdain for modern culture, particularly his view that “women should be ashamed and shamed for their 'sexual pasts'” and his vocal distaste for anyone he labels a “satanic whore.” We use pure coconut water because he demands a partner who is a “young*** virgin who loves Christ,” while the gold and silver elements toast to his obsession with a “bull market for gold and silver” and his belief that “dollars right now are a very powerful asset.” It is a stern, judgmental pour for someone who sees “black people as people, not a protected species.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dalin exhibits a sharp, exclusionary worldview focused on purity and traditional hierarchies, often using harsh rhetoric to maintain social boundaries. Their preoccupation with financial markets and strategic accumulation is evident in the advice that “Dollars right now are a very powerful asset to have because they can buy gold and silver at a relatively high rate”. They display a classic Slytherin disdain for those they deem inferior, frequently using ableist slurs such as “If you went to university, chances are you're already cooked, retard”. Furthermore, their intense focus on 'chastity' and 'propriety' manifests as a desire for a specific, idealized partner, stating they “will accept nothing less than a woman who loves Jesus with all her heart”. This combination of ambition, resourcefulness in finance, and a rigid 'us vs. them' mentality aligns them firmly with the house of Salazar Slytherin.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
Dalin’s feed is defined by a volatile mix of religious moralizing and intense personal insecurity regarding women and infidelity. This paranoia is best captured in his tweet, “I can't sleep I can't stop thinking about you with those girls on that island. What did they have that I don't”, which mirrors the obsessive jealousy found in Mr. Brightside. He frequently lashes out at women he perceives as unfaithful, claiming “women should be ashamed and shamed for their 'sexual pasts'” while simultaneously longing for intimacy, noting he “haven't felt a girl's slender hand run through my hair in a fucking while”. The song’s themes of betrayal and a 'sick mind' perfectly reflect his preoccupation with “filthy women” and his struggle to find a partner who meets his rigid, idealized standards.
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