Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and frustration, like in “Cant my parents fucking shut up omg shut up shut hup shut up im fucking tired of hearing ym ducking name SHUT UP OMGGGGGGGGG IT MAKES ME WANT TO RIP YM HAIR OUT” and “So my dad sees me get so overwhelmed that i start hitting my head snd pulling on my hair infront of him and he still yells at me okay bro”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth toward online friends, as in “Omg so many new mooties i love all of you” and “Mootie appreciation post i literally lob you 🥹🥹🥹”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor to describe struggles, like “Ive been self sabotaging everyday for the past 6/7 years 😂😂😂😂” and “Hello since i ate that fucking kebab j cant stop farting this isbso embarrassing ugh”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Expresses strong passion for anime/manga and characters, for example “Peak peak and peak” and “I feel so maternal towards rudo he is so baby and so cutie”.
- Bilingual communicator: Comfortably switches between English and Spanish in tweets like “Tener depresión y cursar 2do de bachillerato es totalmente incompatible me voy a cortar el puto cuello” and “La salud de nuestros estudiantes nos importa 🥺🥺” hasta que estas en 2do de bachi.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical thinking: Harshly insults herself and her body in tweets like “Yes i would like my breakfast to be my leftover kebab from yesterday because im fat and greedy and i should die” and “Im so fat im hokgm to fie”.
- Destructive coping: Mentions self-harm impulses, e.g. “me voy a cortar el puto cuello” and intense self-hitting in “i start hitting my head snd pulling on my hair infront of him”.
- Academic avoidance: Frequently procrastinates and expects failure, like “Se supone que tenia que estudiar, me he pasado el dia sin hacer nafa 😂😂😂” and “So i got up at 4am and k didnt staudy at all and im 100% sure im going to fail”.
- Anger outbursts: Expresses intense hostility toward others, for instance “I hate my fucking dad”, “Lowkey all redditors should die”, and “I hate my brother so fucking much”.
- Body-image fixation: Talks obsessively about weight and food guilt, such as “Yeah so i shouldn’t have eaten that fucking kebab, i onlt ate half of it but i feel like a fucking whale” and “Its okay ll jusg skip lunch😳”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, highly self-critical, anxious about school, and often feeling isolated. Like Lisa stressing over grades and burnout, this user constantly spirals about exams and motivation, e.g. “TOMORROW ILL GET UP AT LIKE 4am TO STDUY IM GOING TO DIE” and “Tener depresión y cursar 2do de bachillerato es totalmente incompatible me voy a cortar el puto cuello”. They show strong emotional intensity and idealism, complaining about unfair school systems and resellers, similar to Lisa’s perfectionism and moral outrage, as in “If i ever go thrifting and i find a reseller ITS ON FUCKING SIGHT” and ““La salud de nuestros estudiantes nos importa 🥺🥺” hasta que estas en 2do de bachi”. Like Lisa feeling out of place socially, they often feel left out and lonely online, seen in “Feeling left out on twt is another level of loserness” and “If im boring online im extra boring irl”. And despite all the angst, they still gush over media and people with intense affection, echoing Lisa’s earnest fandom and empathy, as shown in “Sighhhhh i love girlssss” and “I feel so maternal towards rudo he is so baby and so cutie”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted than extroverted: they often talk about hiding in the school bathroom and not wanting to go back to class (“Vro im in my school bathroom rn i dont wanna go back to latin”), feeling left out online (“Feeling left out on twt is another level of loserness”), and being boring both online and IRL (“If im boring online im extra boring irl”). Their focus is heavily emotional, self-reflective, and imaginative rather than practical, pointing to intuition: they ask conceptual questions like “So can u guys actually imagine pictures?” and talk about motivation and self-sabotage in a broad, abstract way (“Ive been self sabotaging everyday for the past 6/7 years 😂😂😂😂”, “How do u guys get motivated to do anything”). They clearly prioritize feelings and values over logic, venting about family conflict and depression (“So my dad sees me get so overwhelmed that i start hitting my head snd pulling on my hair infront of him and he still yells at me okay bro”, “Tener depresión y cursar 2do de bachillerato es totalmente incompatible me voy a cortar el puto cuello”), and expressing strong emotional reactions to characters and media (“I feel so maternal towards rudo he is so baby and so cutie”, “Sighhhhh i love girlssss”), which fits Feeling. Their lifestyle reads as disorganized and procrastination-heavy, indicating Perceiving: they repeatedly plan to study and then don’t (“Se supone que tenia que estudiar, me he pasado el dia sin hacer nafa 😂😂😂”, “Yeah so im supposed to eb studying”), joke about having no schedule in personality tests (“the only thing i relate to is not having a schedule”), and decide impulsively about things like haircuts or food (“Me hago una side?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔”, “Im going to eat a kebab yumyum yum im sucha. Fucking fattaas”). Altogether, the emotionally intense inner world, idealistic venting, and messy, spontaneous lifestyle align most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you ‘didn’t leave a single drop’ of that natilla… if I say you look extra yummy in that tweet, will you also leave zero crumbs of my heart? 😳
- You hating on every ‘chopped’ anime man in your screenshots is crazy, because statistically that means you still have one slot open for a non‑chopped, non‑ugly loser like me.
- You, stressed in the school bathroom avoiding Latin while binging Gachiakuta and tweeting about Rudo like he’s your baby… I don’t wanna add to your workload, but can I apply to be your favorite side character? I come with emotional support and snack recommendations.
- You call yourself a ‘bisexual loser’ who complains a lot, stuck in 2º de bachillerato depression and exam hell… but reading through your timeline felt like finding the main character in the middle of a filler arc. I don’t wanna fix you, I just wanna sit next to you at 4 a.m. ‘studying’ and sharing cold leftovers.
- You: ‘Yeah so I shouldn’t have eaten that kebab, I feel like a whale’ and ‘I’ve been self‑sabotaging for 6/7 years 😂’ — me: okay but have you tried sabotaging yourself into accidentally going on a date with someone who thinks you’re the hottest, funniest oomfie on their interaction circle chart?
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • eng/esp • survives exams with anime, cold leftovers & too much coffee. Once woke up at 4am ‘to study’ and just scrolled instead.– @scarykitty69
Your signature cocktail
Bisexual Loser Natilla Fizz
This drink starts with vanilla custard-infused vodka for their natilla obsession and comfort-food core, inspired by “HACIA COMO UN AÑO QUE NO CIA NINGUNA NATILLA AMO LAS NATILLAS” and “My favoritest food ever so yummyu so delicious”. Pink grapefruit soda brings a bright, chaotic fizz that matches their dramatic timeline energy, from “Im going to go insaaanneeeee” to “GOODNIGHT EVERYNYAN ILL BE BACK IN LIKE 3/4 HOURS TO “STUDY””. Matcha syrup nods to their anime/manga and mochi-loving side, with #anitwt and “I want a green tea mochi” giving the drink a slightly nerdy, cozy bitterness. A cloud of salted caramel foam captures the mix of sweetness and self-roast in lines like “Im such a fat fucking chud” and “Ive been self sabotaging everyday for the past 6/7 years 😂😂😂😂”. Finally, a sharp lime wedge squeezed on top adds the sour bite of their rants, echoing “I hate my fucking dad” and “Lowkey all redditors should die”, making the cocktail loud, messy, and weirdly lovable—just like their feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows strong self‑preservation, sharpness, and a tendency toward hostility rather than harmony, which fits Slytherin more than any other house. They frequently express contempt and a readiness for conflict, e.g. “If i ever go thrifting and i find a reseller ITS ON FUCKING SIGHT” and “Lowkey all redditors should die”, which suggests an aggressive, us‑vs‑them mindset typical of Slytherin rather than the more inclusive Hufflepuff vibe. Their reactions to being annoyed are intense and self‑focused, like “Cant my parents fucking shut up omg shut up shut hup shut up im fucking tired of hearing ym ducking name SHUT UP OMGGGGGGGGG IT MAKES ME WANT TO RIP YM HAIR OUT” and “Seriously why cant they fucking shut up omg its so fucking annoying”, which emphasizes their own boundaries over getting along with others. Even in fandom and social settings, they show a strong sense of taste and superiority, calling characters or people “ugly” or “chopped” as in “He is so incredibly chopped omg keep that mask on bro” and “Boi he is ugly ash”, a very Slytherin way of asserting standards and judgment. While they struggle with motivation and self‑sabotage, their survival instinct and bitterness toward systems that fail them, seen in “Tener depresión y cursar 2do de bachillerato es totalmente incompatible me voy a cortar el puto cuello”, still reflect a Slytherin core: a person who feels trapped but is constantly thinking in terms of enduring, lashing out, and protecting themselves emotionally.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a mix of teenage angst, self-loathing, and dark humor that runs through their timeline. They frequently express hatred for school and academic pressure, like in “Tener depresión y cursar 2do de bachillerato es totalmente incompatible me voy a cortar el puto cuello” and “So we have 12 days left of class during February and 6 of them i have tests hahaha im hoing to kms ahahahaja”, echoing the song’s themes of being overwhelmed and disillusioned with youth. Their body image struggles and ED-related posts, such as “Yes i would like my breakfast to be my leftover kebab from yesterday because im fat and greedy and i should die” and “Im so fat im hokgm to fie”, mirror the song’s fixation on imperfection and self-critique. The dramatic, nihilistic tone of tweets like “Fuck god fuck every fucking useless god that doesn’t exist” and “I hate everything im literally not motivated to do anything” also fits the song’s blend of despair and theatricality. At the same time, their queer identity and obsession with girls in posts like “Sighhhhh i love girlssss” parallel the way Teen Idle explores identity and longing within messy, intense teenage emotions.
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