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Lisa fits best because this user is outspokenly political, moralistic, and very online in a way that mirrors Lisa’s intense sense of justice. They call out structural issues and abuse directly, like criticizing their psychiatrist for victim-blaming rape survivors in “finding out that he tells rape victims that it's their own fault for getting raped and calls patients who want medication drug addicts...” and attacking lolicons/shotacons in “Lolicons and Shotacons are both shit, hope this helps. I play for the lore, not to jerk off to fictional children✌️”. Like Lisa, they’re left-leaning, vocal, and combative toward injustice, calling out cops as predators in “All cops are rapist pedophiles” and criticizing politicians in “ösi Politiker tun alles außer IRGENDWAS hilfreiches für Österreich. Ich kann das alles nimma”. They’re also deeply passionate about niche interests and fandoms—Genshin, Valorant, Dottore—which parallels Lisa’s intense investment in her own hobbies and media, as seen in tweets like “DOTTORE I'M CUMMING!!!!!!”. The combination of being ‘hella woke,’ morally driven, sometimes harsh, and intensely nerdy is very Lisa Simpson with a much sharper, more online Gen Z edge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they tweet constantly about fandom drama, arguments, and public interactions, openly calling people out and rallying others, e.g. warning Genshin players to block someone: “Make sure to block this pick me creep on genshin EU servers.”, and talking about being mass‑reported: “Bro some people are mass reporting my account💀”, which shows they are energized by social engagement, even conflict, rather than withdrawing. They’re clearly Intuitive: their posts are heavily value‑ and interpretation‑oriented rather than concrete; they interpret media and characters through political and moral lenses, like “'I hate Kali, she manipulated Eleven.' No you just hate a brown girl with trauma and bad script made by white men.” and “When I read the word 'anti censorship' I expect them to mean serious political stuff that needs to be made aware of or addressed, not their family history goonslop fanfic fied...”. They’re strongly Feeling over Thinking: almost all their arguments are grounded in moral outrage and empathy for victims rather than detached logic, e.g. calling out lolicons/shotacons and linking it to real‑world harm: “Lolicons and Shotacons are both shit... I play for the lore, not to jerk off to fictional children✌️” and criticizing their psychiatrist for victim‑blaming rape survivors: “Reading public reviews of my psychiatrist and finding out that he tells rape victims that it's their own fault...”. Their tone is intense and blunt, but the criteria they use are emotional and ethical rather than purely logical. On the Judging–Perceiving axis, they present as Judging: they make firm, categorical judgments, like “All cops are rapist pedophiles” and “Males never fail at being pathetic losers💔💔💔”, and they often speak in absolutes about what people should do: “If you have a job where you need to tip to stay alive then maybe look for another job or move to another country, hope this helps❣️”. They also clearly seek to organize and police community norms (e.g., calling out fandom behavior, discouraging AI art, amplifying alt account rules), which is typical of ENFJ ‘community organizer’ energy. Putting this together, their outwardly expressive, socially engaged style, moralistic and big‑picture focus, emotional criteria, and decisive, judgmental stance on issues align best with ENFJ.

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Austrian they/them dissecting fandom drama & game lore. Once joined a Valorant event just for the story. Dottore defender, Viper apologist, very online.– @scarylarray

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This cocktail hits as hard as their timeline: the overproof dark rum with a chili rim is for their explosive, zero-filter clapbacks like “Shut the fuck up” and “Men like this aren't lonely enough. Please slit until you reach the bone”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, fruity sweetness that mirrors their intense fandom love for Dottore and Valorant, screaming things like “DOTTORE I'M CUMMING!!!!!!” and defending faves with “Always will be a Viper defender, no matter if alpha or omega🤞”. The espresso shot is their hyper-online, sleep-deprived gamer energy, debating fandom discourse and drama in threads like “Valorant and Genshin fandom are at civil war right now and I feel like this” and asking “Do I go to sleep or pull an all nighter?”. Tonic water brings a bitter edge that reflects their sharp, moral outrage at creeps, cops and lolicons, calling them out with lines like “Lolicons and Shotacons are both shit, hope this helps” and “All cops are rapist pedophiles”. Finally, the charcoal salt & lemon peel garnish nods to their edgy dark humor and self-aware persona—black, punchy, and a little sour—just like when they call themselves a “hella woke lesbian” in their bio and joke that “There is people who still think my name is serious when it's literally a reference to Scary Larry from Break In 2 on roblox...”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by aggressive moral courage and a readiness to jump into conflict, which are core Gryffindor traits. They repeatedly confront people they see as abusive or dangerous, e.g. calling out lolicons and shotacons as "both shit" and explicitly linking that to protecting children: “Lolicons and Shotacons are both shit, hope this helps. I play for the lore, not to jerk off to fictional children✌️” and “then maybe don't don't jerk off to fictional kids??? Weirdo???? If you do that to fictional kids I wonder what you'd do to actual kids, fucking freak”. They also directly expose and warn others about harmful individuals, such as the Genshin player who harasses them after they say they’re a lesbian: “Make sure to block this pick me creep on genshin EU servers... He's been trying to 'change' me after I told him I was a lesbian for days...”, which shows a willingness to publicly fight for their boundaries and others’ safety. Their impulsive, confrontational language—like “Männer wie du werden nicht genug verprügelt.” and “Men like this aren't lonely enough. Please slit until you reach the bone”—fits the hot-headed, charge-first side of Gryffindor far more than the calculated pragmatism of Slytherin. Even when talking about fandom drama, they frame it as standing up for what’s right (e.g. defending Dottore fans or Viper) rather than trying to maintain harmony or stay neutral, pointing again to a bold, combative Gryffindor temperament.

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A well‑known song that fits them is "bad guy" by Billie Eilish, because it leans into a chaotic, provocative persona while still being self-aware and playful. Their bio already signals that vibe: “hella woke lesbian” and a mix of edgy fandoms like Black Butler, RGG, Genshin, and VALORANT. They frequently call people out and take the aggressive role unapologetically, e.g. “Men like this aren't lonely enough. Please slit until you reach the bone” and “All cops are rapist pedophiles”, which mirrors the song’s "I'm the bad guy, duh" energy. At the same time, they’re clearly passionate and protective about their interests and boundaries, like “Lolicons and Shotacons are both shit, hope this helps. I play for the lore, not to jerk off to fictional children✌️” and “I hate it when people downgrade Viper to a whore/male centered now bcs of the new cinematic what is wrong with y'all????”. The mix of dark humor, moral absolutism, and proudly antagonistic stance toward people they dislike embodies the cheeky menace that bad guy is all about.

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