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Scearpo's personality and actions closely resemble Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. Both are cynical, power-hungry, and often disregard the well-being of others in pursuit of their own goals. Like Mr. Burns, Scearpo exhibits a disdain for societal norms and a preference for control, 'The horse is a rotting corpse at this point, but there’s no less satisfaction in beating it than when it was still alive.' He also shares Mr. Burns's penchant for dark humor and a willingness to manipulate others, 'The most egregious part of teenage mutant ninja turtles isn’t mutant talking turtles, it’s that they had the energy to be doing martial arts all day on a diet of only pizza.' Both characters are driven by a desire for power and a lack of empathy for those around them.

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Warlord Commander of YAYO Corporation, Chief of Staff at Remilia Corporation. This is not a promise of equity or ownership in anything.– @Scearpo

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Scearpo's personality aligns with the traits of Slytherin, known for ambition, cunning, and a thirst for power. His tweets often express a desire for control and dominance, 'absolute total warfare against both the state and populace is the kindest act of mercy', and a willingness to manipulate others to achieve his goals, 'Legislation is a permanently inferior substitute to the psychic connection between members of a homogenous cohesive society, a system subject to manipulation and contortion at the hands of malicious actors.' He also displays a strong sense of self-preservation and a disregard for rules, 'The gangstalked hiding in my walls tier paranoid schizophrenic is one of the most arrogant narcissistic pieces of shit on the planet.' These characteristics resonate with the values of Slytherin, which prioritizes ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to do whatever it takes to succeed.

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The song 'Mr. Brightside' by The Killers captures the essence of Scearpo's cynicism and his critique of societal norms. The lyrics, 'Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine', reflect his desire to break free from the constraints of conventional thinking and challenge the status quo. The song's themes of jealousy, betrayal, and the struggle for power resonate with Scearpo's often harsh and critical perspective on relationships and social dynamics.

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