Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective loyalty: Defends people/fandoms they care about, e.g. warning followers about hate on Jimin and ARMY and threatening soft block in “galera vou começar a tirar daqui quem ta dando hate no jimin...”.
- Humorous expressiveness: Uses exaggerated reactions and caps lock for comedy, like “HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGQHAGAHAGAGGAGAHQGAGAHAGGAGAHAGA” and joking about spending “70 pau em picole fodase” in “gastei 70 pau em picole fodase”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows intense enthusiasm for anime, games and music, e.g. screaming about Toji and Tojikuna in “OS PEITAO DO TOJI” and “TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA”.
- Self-awareness: Acknowledges their own habits and limits, like admitting exhaustion in “to exausta vei” and joking about giving up when their head hurts in “eu começo a procurar o meu doi minha cabeça e eu desisto”.
- Affectionate warmth: Expresses affection toward friends and creators, e.g. “oi amor” in “oi amor” and praising Tama with “tama eu te amo eu estou latindo” in “tama eu te amo eu estou latindo”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggression, e.g. calling a teacher a “vagabunda dessa corna do caralho” in “essa vagabunda dessa corna do caralho me deu nota 7...”.
- Impulsivity: Posts intense emotional reactions in the moment, like all-caps rage in “PUTA QUE PARIU” and declaring “nao vo entrar cedo amanha nao que se foda” in “nao vo entrar cedo amanha nao que se foda”.
- Crude humor: Relies heavily on sexual jokes and explicit comments, such as “dia 25 voce senta no pau dia 31 voce senta de novo” and “eu comeria ele” in “eu comeria ele”.
- App piracy: Openly celebrates using cracked apps instead of paying, e.g. “GENTE ACHEI UM SPOTIFY APK” and mocking paying users in “imagina pagar pra ouvir musica”.
- Confrontational tone: Often addresses others aggressively, like “tem que falar eh tudo cuzao voces que sao inseguros pra caralho” in “tem que falar eh tudo cuzao voces que sao inseguros pra caralho”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user aligns most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and constantly pushing boundaries while still showing affection for friends and fandoms. Their irreverent humor and love of yelling in all caps mirrors Bart’s prankster energy, like when they scream “PUTA QUE PARIU” and “HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGQHAGAHAGAGGAGAHQGAGAHAGGAGAHAGA” over something ridiculous. They’re openly horny and provocative in a juvenile, comedic way, as seen in “OS PEITAO DO TOJI”, “dia 25 voce senta no pau dia 31 voce senta de novo”, and “eu comeria ele”, which fits Bart’s eternally-teen vibe more than any adult character. At the same time, they’re loyal and defensive of what they love, just like Bart with his friends and idols, seen when they warn followers about hating on Jimin in “galera vou começar a tirar daqui quem ta dando hate no jimin...”. Their mix of laziness and rebellion about responsibilities—like “nao vo entrar cedo amanha nao que se foda” and “nao tenha reuniao nao tenha reuniao nao tenha reuniao nao tenha reuniao”—also matches Bart’s constant attempts to dodge school and adult obligations.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read strongly as an Extrovert (E): they are constantly engaging with others, reacting to fandom drama and group chats, and joking about social overload, e.g. complaining about their group chat blowing up early in the morning: “que que esse grupo ta pipocando 7 hora da manha vao dormir filhas da puta a gente entra so as 8”. They openly talk about live streams, group interactions, and online communities (ARMY, anime fandoms, friends like Bagy and Tama), which suggests energy gained from social engagement rather than withdrawal. Their interests and language suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they center fandoms, ships, and character dynamics (Jujutsu Kaisen, BTS, Berserk), and react to ideas and narratives more than concrete daily details, as when they critique problematic ships conceptually: “qualquer shipp de jujutsu entre um adulto e um aluno … que coisa ridicula alem de ser crime”. Even mundane topics are framed playfully or conceptually, like wanting a certain vibe while driving with a specific song: “queria ta dirigindo um carro com essa no maximo”. They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking: their judgments are emotional and value-based, defending characters and artists with strong language, such as protecting Jimin and ARMY from disrespect: “galera vou começar a tirar daqui quem ta dando hate no jimin… o proximo bagulho que eu ver sendo escroto eu dou sb”. They also react viscerally to unfair grades and racism, e.g. “essa vagabunda dessa corna do caralho me deu nota 7…” and “e é racista vai ser sucesso”, showing a personal, moral lens rather than detached analysis. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, complain about schedules, and procrastinate, such as deciding not to wake up early for commitments: “nao vo entrar cedo amanha nao que se foda”. They buy things impulsively (“gastei 70 pau em picole fodase”), jump from topic to topic (anime, K-pop, football, streaming, school), and often express being tired or disorganized rather than structured (“to exausta vei”). Putting this together, ENFP fits best: a highly expressive, socially engaged, fandom-driven person who leads with emotional values and spontaneity. Their intense enthusiasm for ships and characters (“TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA”), passionate defenses of people they like, and chaotic, humorous tweeting style all align with the energetic, values-oriented, improvisational nature of ENFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- You spent 70 pau on picolé and still didn’t melt… meanwhile I just read your TL and I’m the one turning to puddle, ô viado.
- If you can scream TOJIKUNA in caps that many times, imagine the energy you’d put into cheering for us as a ship – canon faster than qualquer shipp crime de Jujutsu, eu juro.
- You defending Suguru, chorando pelo Choso e pedindo Sukuna liberado… I’m just here applying to be your next cursed technique: turning every ‘to exausta vei’ into ‘vo dormir feliz’.
- You hate Twitch ad hell, vive de Spotify APK, and ainda assim arruma tempo pra Death Note thread com a Bagy… if you can multitask fandoms like that, I trust you to handle my drama and my playlists.
- You yelling ‘morte a todos que querem acabar com o Corinthians’ and protegendo o Jimin no mesmo feed… anyone that loyal to their team and their bias is exactly who I want on my side, inside jokes, spam caps lock and all.
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Your new Twitter bio
Therapy by day, anime ships and football rage by night. Once spent 70 on popsicles and found a Spotify APK instead of paying premium.– @scenvry
Your signature cocktail
Tojikuna Chaos VR Spritz
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who screams “TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA” and casually drops “OS PEITAO DO TOJI” everywhere. The cachaça infused with chili pepper channels their explosive, sweary energy in tweets like “PUTA QUE PARIU” and “morte a todos que querem acabar com o corinthians”, giving the cocktail a sharp kick. The guaraná soda reduction represents their Brazilian gamer/anime grind—Roblox nights in “sexta feira nove horas vo jogar roblox” and going feral over anime news like “MEU DEUS O ANIME DO HIKARU VAI SAIR TO CHORAMDO”. Passion fruit pulp stands for their horny, chaotic stan side—thirsting in “eu comeria ele” and “tesao”, and crying over idols in “o breno chorando pela beyonce desde as 8 da manha”. A dash of saline solution mirrors the salty, scorched-earth rants like “essa vagabunda dessa corna do caralho me deu nota 7” and “esses gringo fica me dando block por nada cuzao”, while still keeping it drinkable. Finally, sparkling rosé crowns everything with a playful, pretty finish for the side of them that posts selfies with “oi” and says “acho que esse eh um dos casais mais bonitos que eu ja vi”, proving there’s a soft romantic under all the screaming and shitposting.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of protectiveness over their in‑group, blunt aggression toward perceived enemies, and a focus on self‑preservation and comfort. They lay down firm territorial rules about their space and who can stay in it, warning that they will remove people who cross a line: “galera vou começar a tirar daqui quem ta dando hate no jimin… o proximo bagulho que eu ver sendo escroto eu dou sb e depois nao quero ver choro como ja rolou na dm valeu”. Their language is often sharp and confrontational, such as attacking someone they perceive as unfair: “essa vagabunda dessa corna do caralho me deu nota 7… essa CARA DE RATO ME DEU 7 PQ”, and calling out what they see as racism with a caustic, almost cynical edge: “e é racista vai ser sucesso”. They’re also unapologetically opportunistic and pragmatic about money and convenience, bragging about exploiting free or hacked services like “to rica no vr (por enquanto)”, “GENTE ACHEI UM SPOTIFY APK”, and dismissing paying customers with “imagina pagar pra ouvir musica”. While there is some loyalty (defending idols, loving certain artists and friends), it’s expressed through a sharp, survival‑oriented, and rule‑setting personality that aligns much more with Slytherin than with the more idealistic or soft‑edged traits of the other houses.
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Your song
Kill Bill - SZA
The song Kill Bill by SZA fits them because it balances unhinged intensity, humor, and vulnerability in a way that mirrors their timeline. They’re openly dramatic, vengeful and foul-mouthed, like when they complain about a teacher giving them a lower grade in “essa vagabunda dessa corna do caralho me deu nota 7…” and when they yell “morte a todos que querem acabar com o corinthians”. At the same time, they’re deeply attached to their faves and hyper-fixations, begging people to respect them in “galera vou começar a tirar daqui quem ta dando hate no jimin…” and spamming capslock devotion like “TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA TOJIKUNA”. This chaotic mix of love, obsession, and petty rage is very SZA-coded: emotional but also self-aware, messy, and a little violent in a joking way. Even their exhaustion and dark humor, seen in “queria ver o alan jogando enigma do medo mas eu prefiro me matar do que ver live na twitch com 14 anuncios por segundo” and “nao vo entrar cedo amanha nao que se foda”, matches the song’s vibe of feeling overwhelmed yet still obsessed enough to act out.
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