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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Her sharp humor is evident in tweets like 'cómo vas a tener los cuatro abuelos vivos dejá alguno para los demás,' where she turns a mundane observation into a hilarious quip.
- Creative: Milena's artistic side shines through in her jewelry-making mishap ('me tuve que cortar un mechón de pelo porque se me enganchó con una herramienta haciendo joyería') and her whimsical drawings ('nada que ponerme a dibujar un grillo con sombrero bailando no pueda solucionar').
- Observant: She has a keen eye for the absurdities of life, such as her observation about dating dynamics ('las mujeres vamos al baño en grupos para chamuyarnos a sus novias').
- Sarcastic: Her sarcastic take on societal norms is evident in tweets like 'si tu novio estudia administración de empresas para mí estás soltera.'
- Relatable: She captures universal experiences, like the awkwardness of body suits in public bathrooms ('lo degradante que es salir con un body puesto y tener que hacer pis completamente desnuda como un demente senil').
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Her tweets often lean toward a cynical view of the world, such as 'finalmente hay sustento de la ciencia para poder decir libremente y con respaldo académico que los tipos son cada día más pelotudos.'
- Overcritical: Her criticism can come across as harsh, as seen in 'le dije a unas chicas de la facultad que cami mayan no me parecía muy linda y me miraron como si hubiera avalado el atentado a la amia.'
- Self-Deprecating: Her humor often turns inward, like when she jokes about her artistic skills ('nada que ponerme a dibujar un grillo con sombrero bailando no pueda solucionar').
- Blunt: Her straightforwardness might not always land well, as in 'cómo vas a tener los cuatro abuelos vivos dejá alguno para los demás.'
- Distracted: Her whimsical and creative tendencies might sometimes distract her from more pressing matters, as hinted in 'hace años que finjo que sé lo que es un brunch.'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Milena's sharp wit, critical nature, and occasional idealism align her with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, Milena is highly observant and often critiques societal norms, as seen in 'no puede ser que a milei siempre se le ocurra que es momento de destruir la educación pública en época de parciales.' Both are intellectuals with a flair for humor and a touch of cynicism.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Milena fits the ENTP personality type: energetic, witty, and always questioning norms. Her extraversion shines through her humorous social observations, like 'las mujeres vamos al baño en grupos para chamuyarnos a sus novias.' Her intuitive and thinking traits are evident in her sharp critiques of societal and political issues, such as 'no puede ser que a milei siempre se le ocurra que es momento de destruir la educación pública en época de parciales.' Finally, her perceiving nature is reflected in her spontaneous humor and adaptability to life's absurdities.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a jewelry-making tool? Because you’ve got me tangled up in your charm.
- Are you Fleabag? Because I’d let you narrate my life any day.
- Do you believe in signs? Because the universe just sent me a message: it’s you.
- Are you a CBC math exam? Because you’ve got me calculating all the ways to impress you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your witty tweets.
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Jewelry-making Viking accident survivor | CBC graduate with a degree in sarcasm | Observing life one absurdity at a time | Fleabag vibes but make it Argentine | Political humor, creative chaos, and sharp observations.– @schatzmilena
Your signature cocktail
The Sarcastic Spritz
The Sarcastic Spritz captures Milena’s sharp, bittersweet humor. The Campari reflects her biting wit, as seen in tweets like 'si tu novio estudia administración de empresas para mí estás soltera.' The Prosecco adds a bubbly, playful touch, mirroring her whimsical side ('nada que ponerme a dibujar un grillo con sombrero bailando no pueda solucionar'). The bitters and orange slice represent her layered personality—both sharp and sweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Milena's wit, ambition, and sharpness make her a Slytherin. Her tweet 'si tu novio estudia administración de empresas para mí estás soltera' demonstrates her cutting humor, while her ability to navigate social situations ('dios me manda a los del centro de estudiantes con volantes y convocatorias para que aprenda a poner límites') shows her resourcefulness. She’s not afraid to challenge norms, as seen in 'me da bronca que ahora exista el término mileísmo y sea de milei y no de milena.'
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Rolling in the Deep - Adele
Milena’s blend of humor, depth, and occasional cynicism aligns with the emotional intensity of 'Rolling in the Deep.' Her tweet 'ayer me puse triste en la calle y al mismo tiempo arrancó a llover vi a una rata corriendo y me crucé a un ex' captures the dramatic, heartfelt energy of Adele’s song. Both are unapologetically raw and poignant.
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