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Lisa Simpson is the intellectually driven, socially conscious character who often feels out of place, mirroring @Schilted’s blend of tech expertise, political activism, and mental‑health awareness. The user’s tweet "Thank fuck Scotland has it’s own legal system and isn’t subject to the whims of the dumbest shit the UK Gov does." shows the same progressive, justice‑seeking mindset Lisa displays when championing causes. Their candid discussion of anxiety and therapy—"One week till I start therapy :)" and "I have now had a coworker, a therapist and a GP ask me if I have ADHD."—parallels Lisa’s frequent bouts of over‑thinking and emotional sensitivity. The user’s focus on LGBTQ topics, evident in "'Trans' being the 5th most common tag people searched for on Grindr; completely unsurprised.", aligns with Lisa’s inclusive, forward‑thinking outlook. Finally, the blend of academic ambition ("I’ve got 5 A’s at Advanced Higher…") and occasional self‑doubt ("I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing so far in EU5") echoes Lisa’s high‑achieving yet insecure nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong introverted orientation, often reflecting on internal states and personal mental health, e.g., "I have now had my coworker, a therapist and a GP ask me if I have ADHD. I should maybe get a referral" and "I miss all the people I used to talk to back between 2020 and 2022." Their focus on patterns, big‑picture political analysis and abstract ideas, like "high key the entire reason Reform have been way less successful in Scotland is because the SNP captured the element of the population who would be susceptible to populism wayyyy before Reform did," indicates an intuitive (N) preference. Their comments are driven by logical critique rather than personal values, as seen in "Fuck the EBU, good on Ireland, Spain and the Netherlands for dropping out of this shit show" and "If they were smart they'd build another park circus here," showing a Thinking (T) style. Finally, the frequent admission of uncertainty and spontaneous interest across many topics, such as "I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing so far in EU5" and "I’ve been putting it off for years cause I'm stubborn as hell and think I can solve everything myself but maybe it is time to get on anxiety meds," points to a Perceiving (P) approach. Overall the pattern matches the INTP type.

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Cybersecurity whiz 🌐 | Scotsman 🇸🇩 | Once mistook a wood pigeon call for a summer bonfire—nostalgia hits hard. | On a mission to spread kindness!– @Schilted

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The 'Rainbow Firewall Fizz' blends Scotch whisky for their proud Scottish roots, echoing the tweet "Thank fuck Scotland has it's own legal system and isn't subject to the whims of the dumbest shit the UK Gov does." A splash of blue curaçao adds a vivid rainbow hue, celebrating their LGBTQ+ identity as seen in "'Trans' being the 5th most common tag people searched for on Grindr; completely unsurprised." Activated charcoal syrup gives the drink a dark, smoky edge, a nod to the cyber‑security world they work in, referenced by "why are americans in the comments freaking out about the puregym airlocks and calling it dystopian." Honey and a sprig of heather sweeten the mix and recall nostalgic moments like the wood pigeon tweet "what ever happened to wood pigeons; I was remembering the call they make…" and their love for Gaelic "Sin mar a tha, mar a bha, mar a bhios." The fizz from club soda mirrors their restless energy and occasional anxiety, hinted at in "I have now had a coworker, a therapist and a GP ask me if I have ADHD."

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong analytical mindset, often sharing detailed commentary on infrastructure, politics, and tech, e.g., "HS2 should have been built North to South from Edinburgh/Glasgow down to Manchester in the first leg." Their bio highlights an interest in cyber security and Scottish Gaelic, indicating a love for learning: "Digital Security Graduate, Security Engineer and general gay with an interest in Cyber Security and Scottish Gaelic." They frequently reference external sources and data‑driven arguments, such as linking articles and quoting statistics like "The treatment for anxiety is exposure, not avoidance" and "I’ve had my VPN set to NYC… the sheer amount of anti Mamdani ads I get is wild," showing their curiosity and intellect. These traits align most closely with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom and knowledge.

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The user repeatedly describes feeling trapped by anxiety, burnout and a desire to escape their current situation – “I think I genuinely need to leave the UK, anyone who isn’t a pensioner is just being screwed” and “I think it’s why I burnt out in work so fast”. They also mention not knowing what to do in games like EU5 and feeling pressure from work and finances, echoing the song’s refrain “I want to break free”. Their LGBTQ+ identity is highlighted in tweets about “Hot twink” and trans searches on Grindr, and the song’s performer Freddie Mercury is a celebrated gay icon, making the anthem especially resonant. The lyric “I want to break free, I want to break free” captures their yearning to liberate themselves from mental‑health constraints, political frustration, and a stifling environment.

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