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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, irreverent, and confrontational online presence. Like Bart, they lean into loud self-promotion and attention-grabbing antics, as seen in posts like “FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME I WAS @belarusbeloved THE ONE AND ONLY BELARUS FAN” and “Hi guys I'm @belarusbeloved yo, follow me, I got suspended”. Their tendency to roast and call people out, for example “Why are you guys straight up lying” and “YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HIM HE WOULDN'T LOVE YOUR ASS”, echoes Bart’s mischievous, confrontational attitude. The casual use of edgy language, such as “This retard bro I'm crying”, also fits Bart’s boundary-pushing humor. At the same time, their intense fandom and emotional enthusiasm for Belarus, like “BELARUS 💝💝🥹🥹🥹”, mirrors Bart’s capacity for passionate, if chaotic, devotion to the things he loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they openly seek interaction and attention, for example yelling for engagement in “FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME I WAS @belarusbeloved THE ONE AND ONLY BELARUS FAN” and repeatedly announcing their suspension and new account in “Hi guys I'm @belarusbeloved yo, follow me, I got suspended”. Their tweets show Intuition (N) through focus on fandoms, interpretations, and meanings rather than concrete details, such as meta-commentary on shipping discourse in “PEOPLE MAKING CANADA AND AMERICA EDITS WITH THE DOUJINSHI ART SAYING IRS NOT A SHIP” and identity-leaning humor in “Canada is me , I'm Canada , IT'S REAL”. They appear strongly Feeling (F): they react with emotional intensity and moral judgment, e.g. calling out others in “He wouldn't love a racist Japanese larper like you” and “YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HIM HE WOULDN'T LOVE YOUR ASS”, and proudly stating “Biggest Belarus fan / pro opposition” in their bio, showing value-driven stances. Their style is Perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, like admitting laziness in “The quality is ass but I'm lazy so”, making spontaneous commentary such as “The account gotta say no to posting takes sometimes because wtd”, and jokingly diving into random activities in “Me and oomf are gonna play sex with Hitler and OH GODD THE ART IS HORRENDOUS”. Taken together—highly social, emotionally expressive, value-focused, and spontaneous—this pattern best matches ENFP.

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Belarus enthusiast, art learner & ex-main acc survivor. Once opened a game for the memes and stayed just to roast the character design.– @schizobelarus

Your signature cocktail
The vodka infused with pink peppercorns nods to their intense love for the country and opposition vibes, a sharp but loyal base spirit for the self-proclaimed “Biggest Belarus fan / pro opposition, against Lukashenko” who shouts “BELARUS 💝💝🥹🥹🥹”. Blackberry liqueur adds a moody, fandom-drama sweetness for the person yelling “YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HIM HE WOULDN'T LOVE YOUR ASS” and “This retard bro I'm crying” in the quote-tweet trenches. Tonic water with a splash of grapefruit keeps it bright but a little bitter, matching their exasperated “Why are you guys straight up lying” and “hey can we NOT talk about that???” energy in “Hey so.. can we NOT talk about that???”. A dash of chili tincture captures the occasional unfiltered burn of “He wouldn't love a racist Japanese larper like you” and “You're insane”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud garnish represents their playful, chaotic online persona rebuilding after loss, floating above the glass like their rebirth announcement “FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME I WAS @belarusbeloved THE ONE AND ONLY BELARUS FAN” and the dramatic comeback of “Hi guys I'm @belarusbeloved yo, follow me, I got suspended”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a clear pattern of boldly confronting others and standing up for what they believe, even when it’s aggressive or risky. Calling out people directly with posts like “Why are you guys straight up lying” and “He wouldn't love a racist Japanese larper like you” reflects the Gryffindor tendency to charge into conflict rather than avoid it. Their bio, openly declaring themselves “Biggest Belarus fan / pro opposition, against Lukashenko,” and their intense national affection in “BELARUS 💝💝🥹🥹🥹” show strong convictions and the courage to align publicly with an opposition stance. The impulsive, loud self-promotion in “FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME I WAS @belarusbeloved THE ONE AND ONLY BELARUS FAN” also fits Gryffindor’s dramatic, headstrong nature. Even their harsh mockery, like “This retard bro I'm crying”, suggests a reckless bravery and willingness to say what they think without much self‑preservation, more Gryffindor rashness than Slytherin calculation.

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The chaotic, blunt, and emotionally-charged tone of Teenagers fits them well: they call people out directly and harshly, like in “This retard bro I'm crying” and “He wouldn't love a racist Japanese larper like you”. The song’s theme of pushing back against pressure and authority parallels their open opposition to Lukashenko and stance as “Biggest Belarus fan / pro opposition, against Lukashenko,” along with the anger at people “lying” in “Why are you guys straight up lying”. Their dramatic declarations like “YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HIM HE WOULDN'T LOVE YOUR ASS” match the song’s confrontational energy. Even their playful self-promo and suspension saga in “FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME I WAS @belarusbeloved THE ONE AND ONLY BELARUS FAN” and “I got suspended on main” give them that rebellious, slightly unhinged online persona that aligns with the rough, defiant spirit of the track.

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