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Moe Szyslak is the epitome of a depressed, self‑destructive bar‑owner who often turns to alcohol and harbors suicidal thoughts. The user’s tweet "Tried to text the suicide hotline and they left me on queue for too long so i gave up." mirrors Moe’s frequent feelings of hopelessness. Their frequent references to drinking, such as "I m drinking vodka and drawing yaoi. Life is truly beautiful.", echo Moe’s reliance on booze to cope. The dark self‑harm imagery – "I love when my gums sting and burn… I swallow the blood that seeps from my gums" – aligns with Moe’s masochistic humor and self‑injury in moments of despair. Their overall tone of rotting and decay – "I’m rotting from the inside out." – fits Moe’s gritty, downtrodden persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are highly introspective and self‑focused, showing a preference for internal processing (e.g., "I feel like shit. These past few weeks have seriously been awful."). They frequently dwell on abstract, imaginative concepts and metaphorical worlds, such as "The decay of angels but they’re evil and polyamorous (non committal of course)" and the many fan‑fiction AU posts, indicating a dominant Intuition. Their language is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "Self love is important i think?" and "I love when my gums sting and burn," pointing to a Feeling decision style. The posting pattern is spontaneous, erratic, and unstructured—e.g., "Day drinking keeps my sanity intact" and "I’m drinking vodka and drawing yaoi. Life is truly beautiful"—reflecting a Perceiving lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Illustrator | Fyozai fan | coffee-fuelled midnight sketches | once turned a lab report into a comic strip– @schizocreep

Your signature cocktail
This dark elixir blends black vodka, the minty bite of crème de menthe, and the blood‑red depth of pomegranate juice to echo @schizocreep’s love of vodka and “minty toothpaste” rituals, as they wrote, "I love when my gums sting and burn… I swallow the blood that seeps from my gums". The addition of activated charcoal and a dash of absinthe mirrors their fascination with decay and rot, captured in tweets like "Im anemic and cold… I wish more than anything that I could crawl into a small crevice and rot" and "The decay of angels but they’re evil and polyamorous". The cocktail’s bitter edge reflects the self‑destructive humor in "Tried to text the suicide hotline and they left me on queue for too long so i gave up" while the mint offers a fleeting sense of clean relief, just as they claim, "I’m drinking vodka and drawing yaoi. Life is truly beautiful".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s constant stream of original fan‑art, intricate world‑building threads (e.g., 'Thread with all of my Fyozai stalker au posts …') and imaginative musings like 'I couldn’t sleep, so my brain decided to conjure up a funny little thought…What if fyozai was in a modern day situation ship' reveal a strong creative and intellectual drive. Their tweets also show deep self‑analysis and curiosity about their own mind, as seen in 'I love when my gums sting and burn…I brush my teeth so hard my hand cramps,' and 'I’m anemic and cold. I wish more than anything that I could crawl into a small crevice and rot…shitty mood.' This pattern of thoughtful introspection, artistic experimentation, and a love for exploring complex ideas aligns with the Ravenclaw values of wisdom, creativity, and curiosity. Unlike Gryffindor’s boldness, Hufflepuff’s loyalty or Slytherin’s ambition, the user’s primary traits fit the Ravenclaw house.

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The user’s repeated references to self‑harm and numbness – for example, "I floss my teeth everyday… I swallow the blood that seeps from my gums for a good ten minutes" and "Tried to text the suicide hotline and they left me on queue for too long so i gave up" – echo the opening lines of “Hurt”: “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”. Their description of feeling “rotting from the inside out” and "I’m anemic and cold. I wish more than anything that I could crawl into a small crevice and rot" mirrors the song’s themes of decay and isolation. The lyric “the old me is dead” fits their statements like "I’m stupid this is supposed to be fyosig oh my god im killing myself" and "I feel like shit". The overall tone of hopelessness and yearning for release in the song matches the user’s frequent mentions of suicide, depression, and a desire to "be crucified like teenage christ". Finally, the melancholic, introspective mood of “Hurt” complements the dark aesthetic seen in their many fan‑art posts.

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