schizoidGamer
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Mapping: Posts frequent new beatmaps, e.g., 'map dump incoming 6EC GF NM4 Inner Circle' and shares links to his osu! maps.
- Collaborative Spirit: Regularly teams up with other mappers, such as 'collab with @astralraiin' and 'OBWC #13 TEAM UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO @yi_feiri @donkplant'.
- Technical Skill: Shows programming knowledge and editor expertise, like 'unique_ptr and make_unique is insane wtf' and 'opening the editor' tweets.
- Satirical Humor: Uses absurd, ironic jokes, e.g., 'I’ve come to realize: one should seek to goon...' and 'never kill yourself ༘♡ ⋆｡˚'.
- Goal Setting: Explicitly outlines future aims, e.g., '2025 goals: fall in love, learn typescript and react, rank up in osu...'.
Weaknesses:
- Profane Language: Frequent vulgar phrasing, such as 'guys why is there a snitcher growing out of my asshole' and 'fuckkk i need a mans to rearrange my guts...'.
- Excessive Sarcasm: Overreliance on irony, seen in '2025 goals... (joke)' and constant self‑ironic remarks.
- Emotional Instability: Mentions mental‑health struggles and self‑harm cues, e.g., 'im sick and sticking to my meds' and 'never kill yourself'.
- Inconsistent Content: Tweets jump from mapping to random memes, like 'just me or new windows update making all my devices BSOD' and 'what if we had osu parkour battles...'.
- Self‑Deprecation: Regularly downplays his work, e.g., 'i cant remember the last time i mapped for fun' and 'i hate that mapping feels like a chore'.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is a rebellious, sarcastic troublemaker who often feels misunderstood, which matches the user's chaotic humor and self‑deprecation. The tweet "guys why is there a snitcher growing out of my asshole" shows crude, rebellious humor typical of Bart. The user’s admission of fear of rejection and isolation in the 2025 goals tweet mirrors Bart’s constant struggle for acceptance at school. Their constant sarcasm and irony, such as "Never kill yourself" and "competitive video games at 2am is like being cucked 3 ways", reflect Bart’s cynical outlook. Finally, both are students who oscillate between wanting to have fun and feeling the pressure of expectations.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user shows introverted tendencies, often reflecting on personal feelings and inner thoughts, as seen in tweets like '2025 goals: fall in love ... Leave behind the layer of constant satire and irony I surround myself with in fear of rejection and isolation so I can build honest and genuine social relationships.' They focus on abstract, imaginative ideas and future possibilities, evident in statements such as 'Obsession always precedes mastery' and 'what if we had osu parkour battles where you had to map a pattern and then hit it' which indicate an intuitive (N) preference. Their decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions, for example the repeated encouragement 'never kill yourself' and the affectionate declaration 'I love the ocean 🏝️', suggesting a feeling (F) orientation. While they occasionally discuss technical details like 'unique_ptr and make_unique is insane wtf', the overall tone is spontaneous and flexible, with frequent topic shifts and a lack of strict scheduling, as shown in 'just me or new windows update making all my devices BSOD' and 'i hate that mapping feels like a chore... i will still finish all the gds/collabs/customs as soon as possible', indicating a perceiving (P) style. Therefore, the combination of Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving points to an INFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a perfect 300 osu! map? Because every time I see you, my heart hits every note flawlessly.
- I’d love to collab with you—I'll bring the hit‑sounds, you bring the charm, and together we’ll drop a chart that shatters the leaderboard and maybe a few hearts.
- If love were a C++ object, you’d be a std::unique_ptr: there’s only one of you in my memory, and I’ll never let you be deleted.
- Waterloo student by day, osu! mapper by night—how about we debug some TypeScript together over coffee and see if our chemistry compiles?
- You’re like a snitcher map hidden in my mind—always revealing the secret beats of my heart, and I’m ready to follow the rhythm to the ocean’s edge with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
OSU! mapper & Waterloo student, caffeine-fueled code monkey. Once mapped a beat while my coffee flooded the keyboard. (Pro tip: never trust a snitcher.)– @schizoidGamer
Your signature cocktail
Mapmaker's Madness
The cocktail 'Mapmaker's Madness' mixes bright electric blue curaçao with a jolt of energy drink, echoing the neon chaos of @schizoidGamer's OSU! mapping streams. A splash of vodka grounds the drink, representing the part‑time student side that keeps them tethered while they chase 'goon' glory, as they wrote 'one should seek to goon in every facet of life. Become desensitized to normie faps, only then will you search for wisdom and true pleasure that awaits in the depths of a subject.' The sour lemon‑lime mix adds a bitter edge, mirroring their frustration that 'i hate that mapping feels like a chore' and the late‑night feeling that 'competitive video games at 2am is like being cucked 3 ways.' A dash of absinthe gives an unsettling, almost schizophrenic twist, nodding to their bio 'full time schizo' and the recurring reminder 'never kill yourself.' A cotton‑candy garnish tops it off, a fleeting sweet nod to their '2025 goals: fall in love learn typescript and react be happy (optional)'.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user frequently emphasizes personal ambition, such as in the tweet '2025 goals: fall in love learn typescript and react be happy (optional) Rank up in osu (impossible)', showing a drive to achieve. They also stress the importance of obsessive dedication for mastery, saying 'Obsession always precedes mastery. Never stop jerking it, gooners and goonettes'. Even when mapping feels like a chore, they declare 'I will still finish all the gds/collabs/customs as soon as possible', highlighting resourceful perseverance. These traits align with Slytherin's core values of ambition, determination and resourcefulness.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Their self‑description as a "part time student full time schizo" and constant feeling of being an outsider, e.g., "never kill yourself" and "I hate that mapping feels like a chore," echo the self‑deprecating tone of Radiohead’s "Creep." The chorus "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" mirrors how they label themselves as a "normie‑fap desensitized goon" and post bizarre jokes like "guys why is there a snitcher growing out of my asshole." The line "What the hell am I doing here?" resonates with tweets such as "I feel alive" juxtaposed with "I love the ocean 🏝️" that hint at a yearning for purpose amidst chaos. The song’s melancholic melody fits their blend of dark humor and moments of genuine longing, as seen in the self‑preservation reminder "never kill yourself" and the occasional hopeful note "I feel alive." Overall, "Creep" captures the alienation, irony, and fragile hope that pervade their timeline.
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