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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly oscillating between apathy and intense obsession. Their timeline is full of impulsive, dramatic reactions, like “fuck that stupid gemini cup man😭” and “playing fgo again was a mistake i failed a subject now i have summer class”, which fits Bart’s tendency to go all-in on fun even when it wrecks his grades. They show loud, over-the-top fixations on niche interests and characters, e.g. “I LOVE NOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️” and the barrage of frantic Noah tweets like “AM I DREAMING??????”, similar to Bart’s obsessive fandom over whatever captures his attention that week. The sarcastic, resigned tone in posts like “life is gonna be so over in 4 moths” and “whatever man atleast its something” matches Bart’s mix of teenage nihilism and dark humor. Overall, they read like a modern, extremely online Bart: mischievous, dramatic, a little self-destructive, but clearly passionate and creative under all the shitposting.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read strongly as introverted: their timeline centers on solitary hobbies (gacha, FGO, horse game, fanart) and inner reactions rather than hanging out with people, e.g. the artblock-focused “the artblock is crazy all i can draw rn is chiikawa staring inyo my soul” and the self-contained meltdown over pulls like “ok yea the 30 pulls did not getme sunday”, with no sign of an offline social circle. Their style is heavily intuitive: they riff in metaphors and conceptual jokes rather than concrete details, such as “life is gonna be so over in 4 moths” or the exaggerated bit “d3rlord something something yellow king something grinding his yellow sheets something something send tweet”, and they obsess over fictional arcs and symbolism like grand Rider Noah in FGO (“if we turn nemo to the grand rider would he evolve to noah???”). Emotion is front and center, pointing to Feeling: they’re openly dramatic and value attachment, especially to favorite characters, like the flood of Noah tweets (“this is the happiest day of my life”, “i miss him alot”), and their complaints are affective rather than reasoned, e.g. “fuck that stupid gemini cup man😭” or “i hate that stupid beep card actually they just want me to kms and use it”. Their behavior is highly perceiving: they’re impulsive about games and shopping (“i online shop so much that when an order arrives everyone immediately assumes its mine”), jump between fandoms and moods (“i am trying to do artfight rn but the stables are calling me”), and admit to disorganized consequences like “playing fgo again was a mistake i failed a subject now i have summer class”. Overall, the emotional intensity, imaginative fandom focus, introspective tone, and chaotic, spur-of-the-moment lifestyle line up best with INFP.

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Art student, gacha victim, and part‑time horse game disaster. Once failed a class reopening FGO, still saving for my next fictional husband.– @SchizoSpectrum

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The NOAH-ver Pull Panic Fizz is a chaotic blue drink with a sharp sweet–sour base of blue curaçao and calamansi, echoing their dramatic gacha highs and lows like “its noaver” and “gakumas give me atkeast one ssr tenmari or sena card plsssss” and the resigned sigh of “whatever man atleast its something”. A shot of cold brew coffee represents the student burnout and late-night grind behind tweets like “playing fgo again was a mistake i failed a subject now i have summer class” and “life is gonna be so over in 4 moths”. Lychee liqueur brings a soft, almost romantic sweetness for all the affectionate obsession and yuri art energy in “yuri”, “pink x black haired girl yuri”, and the emotional attachment of “your as beautiful as the day i lost you”. Sour grape soda adds a fizzy, noisy chaos for their unhinged fandom spirals and ARG/minecraft brainrot like “girrl beam #d3rlord3 #averythemayo #minecraftarg” and “d3rlord something something yellow king something grinding his yellow sheets something something send tweet”. Finally, a sprinkle of edible silver glitter rests on top to celebrate the rare, euphoric wins like “I GOT HER IN 20 PULLS LETS GO” and the all-caps devotion in “BBG CAME BACK” and “I LOVE NOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️”. This cocktail is strong but playful, a jittery love letter to a timeline that swings between "idk anymore man" and “life is good life is great🥰🥰🥰🥰”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong creative and analytical streak that fits Ravenclaw best. They constantly think about character design and narrative details, like asking “how do you give your oc a job” and “how do i dress a character like an estranged father”, which shows a reflective, conceptual way of engaging with fiction. They’re very meta about games and systems, wondering about mechanics and lore such as “if we turn nemo to the grand rider would he evolve to noah???” and commenting on FGO’s design with “they added a grand system in fgo but didbt add grand rider noah?????”. Their humor is also quite abstract and referential, seen in lines like “d3rlord something something yellow king something grinding his yellow sheets something something send tweet”, which reads like playful, self-aware nonsense typical of a witty Ravenclaw. While there are emotional bursts of fandom loyalty (for example, intense reactions to Noah such as “this is the happiest day of my life”), those moments still revolve around dense media knowledge and interpretation rather than pure bravado, hard work, or ambition, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.

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Mitski’s nobody fits their mix of clowning, obsession, and low-key despair. Their timeline swings between intense hyperfixations and gacha pain, like “gakumas give me atkeast one ssr tenmari or sena card plsssss” and “ok yea the 30 pulls did not getme sunday”, echoing the song’s desperate repetition and craving for something to finally go right. There’s a constant background of burnout and self-deprecating drama in posts like “life is gonna be so over in 4 moths” and “playing fgo again was a mistake i failed a subject now i have summer class”, matching the song’s feeling of being overwhelmed and alone. At the same time, they have bursts of parasocial joy and yearning—especially around Noah, like “this is the happiest day of my life” and “I LOVE NOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️”—that mirror the song’s intense, almost hysterical longing. Their bio, “random acc havent decided what yo use this for yet ig,” and posts like “idk anymore man” reinforce the drifting, slightly lost tone that makes nobody such a fitting soundtrack for them.

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