Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Creativity: Produces original illustrations and fan art, even offering to make "phone strap keychains" of musicians.
- Passionate Enthusiast: Deeply invested in niche music like black midi and shame, even "colorpicking flags" from album covers.
- Community Oriented: Actively seeks out connections and "more f1twt mutuals" to share interests with others.
- Humorous Perspective: Uses self-deprecating wit, such as comparing a censored friend's photo to "an Epstein files esque image."
- Open Individuality: Confidently expresses agender identity and personal "gender" aesthetics without hesitation.
Weaknesses:
- Unhealthy Habits: Admits to being a "creature of bad habit" and taking medication like "bestalin" in unsafe ways.
- Extreme Hyperbole: Uses violent imagery, such as wanting to "shoot someone with a pressure washer" or "skin all vagueposters."
- Validation Seeking: Frequently begs for engagement, specifically asking for "one more follower" to reach milestones.
- Communication Neglect: Openly ignores personal messages, stating they "don't reply to dms" because notifications are off.
- Vindictive Tendencies: Admits to "praying at a mosque to curse everyone" on a website because of negative reviews.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @schlgenheim is a young, artistic intellectual who feels like an outsider, often expressing a bleak worldview through niche interests like post-punk and avant-jazz. They display a sophisticated and sometimes cynical taste in music, criticizing "horrendously pretentious saxophone arpeggioslop" while identifying as a "creature of bad habit with nothing and no one to live for". Their creative side mirrors Lisa’s saxophone playing, seen when they design animal versions of bands in “Black Midi as animals A 🧵” or create “phone strap keychains of their favorite musician”. Ultimately, their combination of social activism, deep-rooted musical obsession, and a self-described “self portrait” of a lonely artist perfectly encapsulates the Lisa Lionheart spirit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Asa/Vic displays Introversion through a preference for solitary hobbies like digital art, Tomodachi Life, and listening to music alone in their room. Their Intuition is evident in their abstract and absurdist sense of humor, as well as their deep interest in experimental music and the creation of metaphorical animal representations of bands. They lean toward Feeling, using their platform for emotional expression and self-identification through pride flags and personal art. Finally, their Perceiving trait is highlighted by a spontaneous, unfiltered tweeting style, admitting to ignoring notifications, and a self-described identity as a "creature of bad habit."
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the 'Hellfire' album cover? Because you’ve got me feeling completely abrosexual and colorful tonight.
- I promise I’m way more than 'pretentious saxophone arpeggioslop'—I’m the kind of melody you’d actually want to hear in your fridge.
- If we were in Tomodachi Life, I wouldn’t even need CheatEngine to give you my heart—but I can still help you spawn those clothes if you want.
- You can stop petting the members of Shame now; I’m right here and I promise I’m a much better 'cutie patootie' than the bassist.
- Is your gender 'Heaven or Las Vegas'? Because being with you feels like a Cocteau Twins song—dreamy, ethereal, and impossible to explain.
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Indonesian artist & agender creative. When I’m not sketching F1 grids or making black midi phone charms, I’m likely cursing RateYourMusic reviews at the mosque.– @schlgenheim
Your signature cocktail
The Schlagenheim Slop-tail
This experimental concoction is served in a glass as dark as “black midi animals”, reflecting Asa’s deep-rooted obsession with the UK post-punk scene. The base uses Indonesian Arak to honor their roots while maintaining the chaotic energy of someone who claims “MIKA HATES ME”. It features a bitter edge for the “horrendously pretentious saxophone arpeggioslop” they love to critique, yet it's topped with a vibrant fizz because, as they say, “You're an F1 fan your grid is a pride parade”. This drink is a self-portrait in a glass: agender, abrosexual, and “slepy as fuvk”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Asa/Vic displays a distinct Ravenclaw profile through their intense creative pursuits and eclectic, niche interests. They channel their creativity into specialized fan art and merchandise, even conducting an “Interest check would you guys fw black midi phone charms” and creating complex color-picked pride flags “colorpicked from black midi albums ^_^ Agender (Schlagenheim) Aroflux (Cavalcade) Abrosexual (Hellfire)”. Their wit is sharp and often intellectual, seen when they critique musical tropes as “horrendously pretentious saxophone arpeggioslop” or seek technical knowledge for “making/developing/coding/whatever!”. This combination of artistic output, technical curiosity, and a highly specific, curated aesthetic aligns perfectly with the house of the wise and creative.
Your movie
Your song
953 - black midi
The song 953 perfectly encapsulates @schlgenheim’s chaotic, high-energy presence and their deep-rooted obsession with the band black midi, which they reference constantly through art and merchandise concepts. Their bio describes them as a “creature of bad habit”, mirroring the frantic and unpredictable nature of the Schlagenheim era from which the song originates. The user even identifies their gender identity using the album's aesthetics, stating their “Agender (Schlagenheim)” flag is color-picked from its artwork. Ultimately, the track’s blend of mathematical precision and noisy outbursts matches a user who listens to “swans and doing math crossword” to stay awake.
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