
schlopsoil
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Your Simpsons character
Bart is the best match: provocative, loves to bait and prank, and gets a kick out of triggering authority — just like Yond who delights in trolling ('My pfp is generational rage bait it always gets people') and shouts insults publicly. While Lisa is the intellectual, Yond pairs the theory with a mischievous, antagonistic online energy that mirrors Bart’s rebel-with-a-caustic-sense-of-humor rather than Lisa’s earnest moralizing.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP fits best: they are a debater who loves contrarian takes, conceptual sparring, and rhetorical provocation. Extraverted debating shows in frequent public challenges and baiting ('Are you retarded?', 'My pfp is generational rage bait it always gets people'). Intuitive/idea-driven tendencies appear in theoretical dives and cultural critiques ('This kind of stuff comes from a fundamental misunderstanding about the critique that Marx has of capitalism', 'AOT is a masterpiece in fascistic art'). Thinking over feeling is evident from blunt logical corrections and doctrinal policing ('Trotskyists aren’t leftcoms you dumbass'). Perceiving shows in the improvisational, rapid-fire posting style and unwillingness to settle for neat, conciliatory answers ('HHHAHA...','Guys chill 😭 it’s okay you’re both retarded 😭'). Together these traits point to an argumentative, idea-hungry ENTP.

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soilers for life • unapologetic left-communist | dialectical critic of culture & politics | I split hairs so you don’t have to | provocateur, theoretician, and occasional troll– @schlopsoil

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Red for the politics and soilers for life, beet-infused rye gives a sharp, earthy base that evokes 'soilers for life' and proletarian grit; lime cuts the bitterness like their acidic takes ('Are you retarded?'), smoked salt adds an abrasive edge for the confrontational persona, and ginger beer provides effervescence for performative flair ('HHHAHAHA...'). It’s bitter, earthy, and not trying to be genteel — much like the account’s online voice and ideological punch.

Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin fits because the account displays ambition, strategic factionalism, and a willingness to use ruthlessness rhetorically: they write 'My party will be called “the party”' and insist on revolutionary methods ('Every communist party advocates for violent revolution'). Their emphasis on precise political taxonomy ('Trotskyists aren’t leftcoms you dumbass') and the readiness to outmaneuver ideological opponents align with Slytherin cunning and determination. They prize ends and strategic clarity over conciliatory niceness, which is very Slytherin in spirit.

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This song’s raw anti-establishment anger, refusal to be polite, and blunt political messaging match Yond’s tone and content — many tweets are direct and incendiary ('EVISCERATE BILL MAHER', 'Every communist party advocates for violent revolution'). The track’s mixture of rage and ideological clarity pairs with their confrontational, theory-forward persona.

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