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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, very online with niche interests, and constantly thinking about art, media, and the future. Like Lisa obsessing over books and jazz, she hyper-fixates on games and stories, gushing about Death Stranding 2 with posts like “É como se eu realmente estivesse jogando metal gear que coisa incrível Death Stranding 2 é fantástico” and “Que cenário incrível que jogo espetacular”. She’s self-aware and anxious, openly saying “ansiedade é um bagulho mt louco pq mesmo q eu esteja ansiosa por uma coisa boa eu nao consigo comer dormir me distrair porra nenhuma”, which fits Lisa’s neurotic, overthinking nature. There’s also a principled streak: she rants about pitbull stigma in “eu odeio quando postam videos de pitbulls… isso só aumenta mais o odio contra a raça”, echoing Lisa’s empathy and social conscience. Finally, her desire to pursue cinema despite practical concerns in “fodase eu quero fazer faculdade de cinema idai que nao da dinheiro… pelo menos eu vou ser FELIZ” mirrors Lisa’s tendency to chase passion and ideals even when the world tells her it’s not practical.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most tweets center on solitary, immersive activities like gaming marathons and late-night sessions, e.g. “eu nao dormi mano só joguei a noite toda”, and there’s no sign of seeking big social gatherings or external validation beyond sharing their feelings online. Their focus on narratives, symbolism, and emotional meaning in games suggests Intuition (N) more than Sensing, as in “eu só li um spoiler mas tomara que ele tenha achado um jeito bom de reescrever isso pra mudar uma parte do 1 jogo assim”, which shows concern with story reinterpretation and thematic coherence rather than just mechanics. They are strongly Feeling (F): they react emotionally and empathetically to characters and relationships—“ELES ME FAZEM TÃO FELIZ 😭😭😭😭😭 eu nao quero que esse jogo acabe” and “eu acabei de ler um spoiler de ds2 e eu simplesmente não consigo acreditar. Eu vou chorar tanto quando eu chegar nessa parte” show intense, value-driven responses rather than detached analysis. Their stance on pitbull stigma is framed in moral/empathic terms, as in “isso só aumenta mais o odio contra a raça E faz uns filhos da puta comprar o cachorro com essa mentalidade dele ser violento e cria ele desse jeito”, prioritizing harm and fairness over pure logic. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they frequently act on impulse and go with the flow, such as “nao aguentei esperar ate amanha e fui ver spoiler de ds2. Estou destruída” and “eu jogo cp2077 na conta do Davi. Não sei se compro cyberpunk na minha ou compro expedition 33 socorro”, showing spontaneity and indecision rather than structured planning. Their dream-chasing attitude toward study also feels P: “fodase eu quero fazer faculdade de cinema idai que nao da dinheiro ou nao tem mercado no brasil pelo menos eu vou ser FELIZ” emphasizes personal meaning over practicality and rigid life plans. Taken together—emotion-driven reactions, value focus, imaginative engagement with stories, and spontaneous, inwardly-focused behavior—INFP fits best.

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Film student brain, gamer heart. Death Stranding analyst, Johnny Silverhand enthusiast. Once winked at a handsome old man and immediately fled.– @schuriac

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This cocktail runs on the same chaotic gamer energy as someone who says “eu nao dormi mano só joguei a noite toda” and treats an all-night Death Stranding 2 session as a personality trait. The cachaça–coffee combo represents their loud, Brazilian, slightly unhinged grind to improve their English despite “não aguento mais sofrer bullying por jogar em inglês”. Bright pink grapefruit and passion fruit syrup stand in for the mix of sweetness and drama when they yell “MEU DEUS MEU GOAT NÃO 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔” and “ELES ME FAZEM TÃO FELIZ 😭😭😭😭😭 eu nao quero que esse jogo acabe”. A light mezcal rinse adds smoky, enigmatic vibes, like thirsting over Higgs and Johnny Silverhand in “que homem lindo como pode ele existir” and “acho o Johnny muito gostoso mas é esquisito lembrar que ele é o Keanu Reeves”. Finally, a dash of saline mirrors their anxious, salty honesty in “ansiedade é um bagulho mt louco pq mesmo q eu esteja ansiosa por uma coisa boa eu nao consigo comer dormir me distrair porra nenhuma que doideira” while still staying just light enough to be fun, experimental, and a little bit feral—like someone who would say “fodase eu quero fazer faculdade de cinema idai que nao da dinheiro… pelo menos eu vou ser FELIZ”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: emotional boldness, impulsiveness, and a tendency to throw themselves head‑first into things they care about. They openly defy practical concerns to pursue passion, saying “fodase eu quero fazer faculdade de cinema idai que nao da dinheiro ou nao tem mercado no brasil pelo menos eu vou ser FELIZ”, which is a very brave, heart‑over‑head stance. Their all‑night gaming and excitement about story beats show an impulsive, live‑in‑the‑moment temperament, e.g. “eu nao dormi mano só joguei a noite toda” and the all‑caps explosions like “MEU DEUS MEU GOAT NÃO 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔”. They also react protectively and dramatically to characters they love, as in “eu na porta do kojima se alguma coisa acontecer com a Lou”, which fits Gryffindor’s protective, heroic streak. Even their annoyance at injustice toward dog breeds — “eu odeio quando postam videos de pitbulls … isso só aumenta mais o odio contra a raça” — reads as someone ready to fight for what feels unfair. While they have creativity and humor, the dominant pattern is passionate, emotional courage and a willingness to act on their convictions, which aligns most with Gryffindor.

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The best fit is “First Time” by Mac DeMarco, which they themselves reference and emotionally tie to their favorite characters. They explicitly say that “For the first Time do Mac DeMarco mas a parte 'It’s Just like seeing her, for the first time, again.' É a Lou e a Tomorrow” (“For the first Time do Mac DeMarco mas a parte “It’s Just like seeing her, for the first time, again.” É a Lou e a Tomorrow”, showing how deeply they connect that song’s nostalgic, bittersweet love to their gaming experiences. The song’s dreamy, slightly melancholic feel matches their emotional intensity when playing story-heavy games like Death Stranding 2—for example when they say (“ELES ME FAZEM TÃO FELIZ 😭😭😭😭😭 eu nao quero que esse jogo acabe”) and (“eu acabei de ler um spoiler de ds2 e eu simplesmente não consigo acreditar. Eu vou chorar tanto quando eu chegar nessa parte”). Their bio “sei de nada e falo bosta” and chaotic enthusiasm, like (“eu nao dormi mano só joguei a noite toda”) and (“Essa noite não dormirei.”), also fit the song’s laid‑back but emotionally sincere tone. Overall, First Time encapsulates their mix of romanticism, attachment to fictional characters, and the way they relive feelings "for the first time, again" through games and stories.

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