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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @scissor_w_gwen is a quintessential rebellious prankster who thrives on chaos, satire, and internet subversion. They frequently post high-effort parodies and edited content meant to fool others, such as when they joked, “scissor w gwen follower of mythus emanator of misinformation real”. Their humor is often cheeky and irreverent, displayed through tweets like “he’s so faggy i’m gonna cry” and a self-proclaimed hater status regarding game designs they find lackluster. Despite the troublemaking persona, they are an underdog artist constantly hustling for commissions to survive, much like Bart’s various get-rich-quick schemes, noted when they pleaded “please c0mm1ss10n me im going broke”. Ultimately, their blend of pop-culture obsession and “eat my shorts” attitude makes Bart the perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates Extroversion (E) through a constant, high-energy engagement with their 'chat' and 'oomfies,' often seeking immediate external validation, as seen when they ask “give me like 200 likes i’ll do it”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on creative 'splash art edits' and conceptual parodies rather than literal representation, noted when they claim “my splash art edits senses are tingling”. They exhibit Thinking (T) through a blunt, often provocative sense of humor and a willingness to critique game ethics or design, such as calling a character “a total flop” and criticizing a “paywall” for edited art. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shines through a spontaneous, deadline-defying lifestyle, admitted when they ask if followers can “wait a bit” because they have an assignment due the next day.

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Turning splash art into 'trust the process' masterpieces. ✂️ Once hacked Hoyolab (spiritually) for the vision. Gacha veteran & freelance illustrator. Comms: Open 💌– @scissor_w_gwen

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, high-energy cocktail is served fast and messy, perfect for an artist who loves to do a “quickie”. The espresso vodka base is a nod to their obsession with Sabrina Carpenter and the “that me espresso” energy they bring to every edit. We add bitter melon to represent their “very much a hater” side when characters don't serve enough cunt, while the sparkling rosé reflects their self-proclaimed “faggy” and flamboyant aesthetic. Finally, the silver glitter honors their status as an “emanator of misinformation”, making the drink look deceptively official—just like their parody leaks.

Your Hogwarts House
Gwen demonstrates a strong Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness, often leveraging viral trends and provocative humor to drive their art business. They are unapologetically self-interested, frequently linking their Ko-fi and commissions with calls like “please c0mm1ss10n me im going broke” or asking for likes to unlock content as seen in “give me like 200 likes i’ll do it”. Their cunning side shows through a self-admitted role as an “emanator of misinformation” to stir engagement, and they aren't afraid to express strong, elitist opinions, such as calling a character a “lisa reject” or critiquing others for putting content behind paywalls while navigating their own professional ethics. Ultimately, their drive to turn a hobby into a hustle while maintaining a sharp, witty edge perfectly aligns with the house of ambition.

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The user's online persona perfectly mirrors the witty, confident, and 'pop-coded' energy of Sabrina Carpenter’s hit. They frequently reference the singer, even describing a Pokémon as the “sabrina carpenter of the pokemons” and explicitly quoting the lyrics to promote their art: “say you can't sleep bby i know that's that me espresso 🤎🤎🤎”. As an artist who draws 'thirst traps' and NSFW content, the song's theme of keeping people awake and obsessed fits their claim that they are “notification bombed” by fans. Their blunt, humorous commentary on gaming and pop culture, such as saying a character “served cunt”, aligns with the track's playful and unapologetic vibe.

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