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Your Simpsons character
This account mixes dark, often violent humor with sudden bursts of raw emotion and family attachment, very similar to Homer Simpson’s blend of buffoonery and genuine love. The user loudly disavows being a notorious killer while still leaning into the bit, e.g. “Why does everyone think I’m the bay harbor butcher it was Doakes”, which echoes Homer’s habit of denying responsibility while playing into chaos. Their outbursts like “I’m gonna push you down stairs” and “Kill him. I want him dead. I want Homelander dead.” parallel Homer’s cartoonishly extreme threats that aren’t meant to be taken fully literally. At the same time, there’s a strong emotional core centered on grief and family, such as repeated laments about Rita in “Man I miss Rita” and the anguished “My son was lying in her blood… HE ISNT GOING TO BE FINE WHY DO YOU THINK IM NOT FINE!”, which mirrors Homer’s intense devotion to his family beneath the bluster. Their pop‑culture obsession and over-the-top reactions, like “YES! FUCK YES! YES!”, also line up well with Homer’s impulsive, fanboy-like enthusiasm for TV, food, and entertainment. Overall, the combination of dark comedic aggression, messy emotions, and genuine love makes Homer Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I) who adopts a persona from Dexter and often talks as if in an internal monologue rather than seeking real social connection; for example, reflecting on grief and isolation in posts like “I miss Rita… and Deb… why… WHY!” and the repeated, solitary mantra “Tonights the night” show a focus on inner world and mood more than socializing. Their intuition (N) shows in their heavy use of symbolism, references, and fiction crossovers instead of plain, concrete life updates—e.g., talking about morality and identity through characters in “I’m not trying to be like leatherface. I’m like Micheal or Jason. A killer. A good one.” and speculating about media crossovers like “when’s the Dexter Collab with Me,Doakes,Batista,and Deb as skins”. They lean clearly thinking (T) over feeling in how they frame emotions via principles and ‘the code,’ even when angry; for example, they justify violence in a rule-based way in “He did what he had to. It was following code.” and challenge others bluntly in “You are NOT better. All you do is kill and be narcissistic.”, favoring critique over comfort. The account feels judging (J) because they constantly refer to ‘the code,’ moral rules, and clear verdicts about who “fits” it, as in “John you fit my code… I have reason to kill you.” and their firm stances like “Dexter Morgan does NOT support Trump”, which suggest structured evaluations rather than flexible, go-with-the-flow ambiguity. Overall, the analytical, rule‑oriented, internally focused, fictionalized moral framework they maintain best matches INTJ: strategic, conceptual, judgment-heavy, and emotionally filtered through systems like ‘Harry’s Code’ rather than expressed directly.

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Forensics by day, morally questionable night shifts. Serial TV enjoyer, Rita advocate, and eternally annoyed at anyone calling me the Bay Harbor Butcher.– @ScorpionHanzo92

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This drink is built strong and brooding, just like someone who keeps repeating "Tonights the night" in multiple posts such as “Tonights the night”, ready for something dark and decisive. The dark rum with a Dr Pepper reduction nods to their playful side and that simple craving in “Dr Pepper”, while still keeping things intense. Blood-orange juice stands in for all the blood-spatter obsession and lab work hinted at in “No blood no trabajo”. A mezcal rinse adds a ghostly smokiness for the constant grief over Rita, like in “Man I miss Rita” and “Rita💔”. Black cherry bitters represent the mix of bitterness and passion behind their outbursts such as “I want you dead. My son was lying in her blood…”. The ice sphere ‘etched’ with Harry’s Code is a nod to their bio and moral framework, echoing the persona in “I’m not trying to be like leatherface. I’m like Micheal or Jason. A killer. A good one.”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account is built around a morally dark, self‑aware killer persona who operates by a personal code, which strongly aligns with Slytherin’s pragmatism and focus on results over conventional morality. They openly frame themselves as a controlled predator with a code, saying things like “I’m not trying to be like leatherface. I’m like Micheal or Jason. A killer. A good one.” and “John you fit my code… I have reason to kill you.”, emphasizing targeted, rule‑driven ruthlessness rather than chaotic aggression. The repeated mantra “Tonights the night” across multiple tweets suggests meticulous planning and a ritualized, goal‑oriented mindset, classic Slytherin traits of calculation and purpose. Their fixation on enemies and fantasies of lethal retribution, such as “Kill him. I want him dead. I want Homelander dead.” and “Or just slaughter him now”, reflects an ambitious, adversarial worldview more than Gryffindor-style idealistic heroism. Even when they show loyalty to family (Rita, Deb, Brian, Harrison), it manifests as vengeful protectiveness and grievance, for instance “I want you dead. My son was lying in her blood. He ISNT GOING TO BE FINE WHY DO YOU THINK IM NOT FINE!”, which fits Slytherin’s intense, possessive loyalty rather than Hufflepuff’s gentle kindness.

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The best fit is "Monster" by Skillet, which captures a double life, guilt, and a violent inner nature kept under control by a personal code. Their bio says they "Follow Harry’s Code" and deny being the Bay Harbor Butcher, echoing the song’s theme of hiding a frightening side: “Why does everyone think I’m the bay harbor butcher it was Doakes”. They repeatedly frame themselves as a killer with rules, as in “I’m not trying to be like leatherface. I’m like Micheal or Jason. A killer. A good one.”, mirroring the lyric tension between being a monster and trying to control it. Their constant “Tonights the night” ritual posts, like “Tonights the night”, match the song’s buildup to unleashing something dangerous. Finally, their grief and rage over Rita and their son, such as “I want you dead. My son was lying in her blood. He ISNT GOING TO BE FINE WHY DO YOU THINK IM NOT FINE!”, align with the song’s mix of pain, self-loathing, and fear of the darkness inside.

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