scottievamp
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-awareness: Recognizes gender identity and pronoun issues, e.g., "im bigender but I pref masculine terms" and notes misgendering in "#noticing" tweet.
- Creativity: Shares fan art, photography, and music posts like "CHUDSON FANART" and multiple picture tweets.
- Humor: Uses comedic phrasing and absurd jokes, such as "big fish. Like. Alex g." and "my shirt smells like puke".
- Openness: Discusses mental health and substance topics openly, e.g., "all the people saying women cant rape men is making me suicidal".
- Social engagement: Seeks interaction and attention, noting "I love all this attention yall" and posting frequent updates.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm: Mentions cutting and urges for self‑injury, e.g., "any creeps wanna pay me to cut myself".
- Substance use: References LSD, vaping, and smoking, such as "friend sells LSD to freshmen" and "my bully sent a vid of him wasting a vape".
- Impulsivity: Shows extreme reactions to plans, like "if my friend flakes for my birthday plans IM BLOWING MY BRAINS OUT".
- Low self-esteem: Expresses hopelessness about life and grades, e.g., "already halfway to 30 and I haven't done anything with my life".
- Poor coping: Relies on substances and risky behavior to manage distress, as seen in "trying not to smoke until thanksgiving" and linking high use to worsened depersonalization.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s chaotic, attention‑seeking tone and teenage concerns mirror Bart’s rebellious personality. Tweets like 'yo lowk if my friend flakes for my birthday plans IM BLOWING MY BRAINS OUT I promise yall' and 'I love all this attention yall I’m 🤤🤤' show a dramatic need for validation, a hallmark of Bart’s antics. The constant focus on food ('food food food …') and self‑destructive jokes ('just had a stranger call me ‘baby’ THROWS UP EVERYWHERE') echo Bart’s impulsive, often reckless behavior. The user also complains about parental misunderstanding ('my mom’s doing ANYTHING to not acknowledge that I’ve lost weight') which parallels Bart’s frequent clashes with Marge. Overall, the mix of teenage angst, rebellion, and craving for attention best fits Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user displays strong extraverted tendencies, constantly seeking attention and validation from followers, as shown in tweets like 'I love all this attention yall I'm 🤤🤤' and 'Yo lowk if my friend flakes for my birthday plans IM BLOWING MY BRAINS OUT I promise yall'. Their communication focuses on concrete, sensory details and present‑moment experiences, e.g., 'food food food food ... 🤤' and 'my shirt smells like puke so now I feel like puking', indicating a Sensing preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions rather than objective logic, illustrated by 'my mom called my scars ugly 🥹' and 'all the people saying women cant rape men is making me suicidal ngl'. They show a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle with little structure, as seen in 'I think im gonna try not to smoke until thanksgiving! I already haven't smoked all day and I lowk feel GREAT' and 'I turn 15 in 3 weeks IM SO SCARED... MY GPA IS 0.60', reflecting Perceiving. Putting these traits together suggests the ESFP type, the energetic, feeling‑driven, sensory‑oriented, and adaptable social butterfly.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a moldy berry? Because you've got a sweetness about you that’s just irresistible! 🍇
- If I had a dollar for every time you made me smile with your tweets, I could finally afford that amp your stepdad is getting you! 🎸
- Are you a big fish? Because I'm ready to dive deep into your world of shedtwt and all the zesty adventures it brings! 🐟
- I must be a little gay deity, because you've got me praying for a chance to celebrate your birthday with you! 🎉
- Is your GPA in the 0.60 range? Because you're the kind of fun I’d totally flunk my classes for! 😂
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Your new Twitter bio
Bigender teen (15) 🎤 indie music lover, photographer (once found a lens in cereal), meme curator & snack connoisseur. Exploring creativity & mind.– @scottievamp
Your signature cocktail
Lowk Neon Zombietwt
This cocktail captures Scottie's chaotic, self‑destructive energy with neon colors and a punchy bite. The electric blue Curaçao nods to the 'Zombietwt' vibe and the slang‑filled tweet 'lowk want monster but im broke' while the sour gummy worms echo the 'I almost dislocated my shoulder by jerking off' and 'I love being sick' posts. A splash of grenadine adds a sweet‑sour contrast that mirrors the line 'big fish. Like. Alex g.' and the constant swing between joy and despair. The energy drink gives a jittery boost like the tweet 'I think im gonna try not to smoke until Thanksgiving! I already haven't smoked all day and I lowk feel GREAT,' and the garnish of a Lego pick reflects the resourceful 'im so broke I'm using a lego as a guitar pick' comment.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user frequently displays self‑centered ambition and a desire for recognition, hallmarks of Slytherin, as seen in the tweet "I am the best programmer on earth that's why God chose me.. this is divine intellect.. /ref PLEASE GET IT I WILL KILL MYSELF". They also talk about seeking advantage or risky connections, e.g., "uh oh I'm becoming friends with a junior that sells LSD to freshmen am I cooked 😅😅✌️". Their craving for attention is evident in "I love all this attention yall I'm 🤤🤤", showing the Slytherin trait of valuing status. In contrast, there is little evidence of Gryffindor bravery, Hufflepuff loyalty, or Ravenclaw wisdom, making Slytherin the most fitting house.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (covered by Johnny Cash)
Many of Scottie's tweets reveal intense emotional pain, self‑harm, and a feeling of being broken, such as "my scars hurt so bad rn why does this happen 💔" and "lowk want monster but im broke,, any creeps wanna pay me to cut myself ❤️🩹". The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" from "Hurt" directly mirrors those statements. The song’s theme of confronting inner damage and loneliness also matches posts like "all the people saying women cant rape men is making me suicidal ngl" and "I am the best programmer… PLEASE GET IT I WILL KILL MYSELF". Additionally, the refrain "the needle tears a hole" reflects Scottie's references to drug use and withdrawal ("I think im gonna try not to smoke until thanksgiving! … being high makes my depersonalization WAY worse"). Overall, the raw, confessional tone of "Hurt" captures the mixture of self‑destruction, yearning for relief, and fragile self‑identity evident in the timeline.
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