Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Frequently uses bleak jokes and absurd exaggeration to cope, like “if the game does not come out on PS4 by the end of the year i will be hanged in the street”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for media like Transformers, Dying Light, Murder Drones, etc., e.g. “IT'S SO FUCKING PEAK” and detailed game screenshots.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their own behavior and feelings, like recognizing emotional avoidance in “disregard last post i am too much of a dirty coward to do anything drastic”.
- Creative expression: Uses vivid, striking imagery in posts (even when dark), such as “it'd be so cathartic watching the blood spray everywhere” and dramatic meme edits.
- Honest vulnerability: Openly shares feelings of loneliness and inadequacy, like “i could pour my heart out to someone and they'd either just say 'erm... don't do that...' or just abandon me like everyone else”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeated explicit wishes to die or kill themself, such as “i should kill myself already” and “if i don't pussy out this time i'll overdose tonight”.
- Self-hatred: Frequently devalues themself, e.g. “everyone is better than me and anyone who says otherwise is objectively wrong” and “just tell me to give up already”.
- Social cynicism: Expresses deep mistrust of others’ care and intentions, like “you don't care about me stop fucking pretending it doesn't make you look any better” and “oh, i get it, i'm only important when i post shitty memes, right?”.
- Maladaptive coping: Mentions self-harm or violence as coping, including “you don't need to be jacked to do this, i punch myself every time my ocd tries to fuck me over” and graphic self-harm fantasies.
- Hopeless mindset: Expresses belief that improvement is impossible, e.g. “'it gets better.' no. no it fucking doesn't.” and “i'm always going to feel alone”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-critical, hyper-aware, and often feels alienated despite being smart and passionate. This user clearly cares deeply and overthinks everything, swinging between anger at the world and despair at themself, like when they say “you don't care about me stop fucking pretending it doesn't make you look any better” and “everyone is better than me and anyone who says otherwise is objectively wrong”. Lisa often lashes out or becomes cynical when she feels unseen or used, which matches posts like “oh, i get it, i'm only important when i post shitty memes, right?” and “i love putting effort into things nobody gives a shit about”. The user’s political frustration and contempt for the broader status quo also echoes Lisa’s activist streak, as seen in “i hate this fucking country and any cultist that defends its current state”. Underneath the dark humor and suicidal ideation in tweets like “i just want to die”, there’s a very Lisa-like core: someone sensitive, idealistic, and exhausted by feeling too much in a world that doesn’t seem to care back.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They come across as strongly introverted: most posts are about solitary media (games like Dying Light, Cult of the Lamb, Transformers, Vocaloid) and feeling ignored or disconnected from others, e.g. “oh, i get it, i'm only important when i post shitty memes, right?” and “i love posting things on here because i can say whatever the hell i want and nobody's going to give a shit”. Their humor and interests suggest intuition over sensing: they latch onto concepts, media meta, and absurd scenarios more than concrete day-to-day details, like “slendytubbies 1 and 2: collect the custards! slendytubbies 3 for some fucking reason:” and “i don't think anyone's even played signalis everyone just went 'hmm space lesbians' and ran with it”. Their tone is blunt, critical, and often detached, pointing to thinking: they dismiss performative positivity and criticize behavior more than they try to preserve harmony, as in “'it gets better.' no. no it fucking doesn't. the only thing that changes is that you learn to deal with your current problems. and as soon as you do? a dozen more come barreling in to make everything worse.” and “vocaloid fans are some of the most annoying people on the planet”. Finally, their lifestyle seems perceiving rather than judging: there’s little evidence of structure or long-term planning, and a lot of impulsive, stream-of-consciousness posting, like “random bullshit go” and the spontaneous self-destructive remarks such as “if i don't pussy out this time i'll overdose tonight”. Overall, that combination of inward focus, abstract/media-heavy interests, analytical cynicism, and chaotic spontaneity is most consistent with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying no one wants to hear you babble about Transformers lore, but as the #1 ROTB Scourge enjoyer, have you considered babbling it directly into my DMs instead?
- You said DL1 fans are built different, but I think the real survival horror is trying not to fall for someone who carves pumpkins, plays Dying Light, and yells WOOLHAVEN like it’s a love spell.
- You joked about your arm looking like morse code—if it ever spells out ‘someone who actually gives a shit about you,’ I promise I’ll be the first to decode it.
- You’re out here roasting vocaloid fans and game award hype, then dropping peak takes about Signalis and Murder Drones—I’m just trying to be the one thing on your timeline that doesn’t make you want to log off.
- You keep saying people only care when you post shitty memes, but I saw the ‘do you care about me’ tweet—if caring was a follower count, I’d ratio your notifications.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 | AuDHD & OCD | Transformers & horror game nerd. Once carved a pumpkin better than my K/D ratio. Here for lore rants, dark humor & media takes.– @ScourgeEnjoyer
Your signature cocktail
The Woolhaven Deathdrive
Overproof dark rum is the heavy hit of self-destructive intensity, echoing lines like “i should kill myself already” and “someone please kill me with a nailgun”. Blackberry liqueur brings a deep, sweet-sour edge for their emotional vulnerability and loneliness, as in “you don't care about me stop fucking pretending” and “if i disappeared nobody would even try to dm me”. Cold brew coffee adds jittery, wired energy that matches their ranty timeline and late-night gaming vibes, like “i'm gonna explode” and their frantic meme posting. Blue curaçao is the bi-flag neon chaos and Transformers flair, fitting a self-described “proud bisexual 💙💜💖” and #1 Scourge enjoyer who screams “WOOLHAVEN WOOLHAVEN WOOLHAVEN”. Finally, lemon juice cuts through with sharp bitterness, mirroring their acerbic posts like “fuck you all” and “i love posting things on here because i can say whatever the hell i want and nobody's going to give a shit”, making the drink loud, dark, and unexpectedly addictive.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a persistent, almost compulsive tendency to analyze media and ideas, which fits Ravenclaw’s intellectual and critical bent. For example, they discuss game design and narrative tone in a fairly thoughtful way, arguing that certain titles would fail "if you had a mainline character making quips every 2 minutes" “neither of these games would've worked if you had a mainline character making quips every 2 minutes”, and they critique how fandoms latch onto superficial elements like "space lesbians" rather than actually playing Signalis “i don't think anyone's even played signalis everyone just went 'hmm space lesbians' and ran with it”. They also question the structural nature of Vocaloid characterisation “are vocaloids like blank slate characters or do they all just have singular personality traits”, which shows curiosity about how fictional systems and characters are constructed rather than just consuming them passively. Even in frustration, their posts often take the form of conceptual or meta commentary on social behavior and online culture, like their exasperation with performative relationship posts “'i love my partner look at me i'm so much better than you' fuck you.”. While there’s a lot of self-destructive ideation that might obscure it at first glance, the throughline is a sharp, critical, and reflective mind that dissects media and social dynamics, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Deep Cuts - Bikini Kill
A very good song choice for scourge would be Deep Cuts by Bikini Kill. They have a lot of intrusive thoughts, misanthropy and self hate, like when they say things like “i should kill myself already” and “i'm genuinely so fucking tired of it all. there's something fundamentally wrong with me, and i wish i could just figure out why i feel disconnected from everything.”. They seem like they would really appreciate the pretty raw Bikini Kill sound and lyrics. Their music combines anger, vulnerability, and a punk refusal to sugarcoat suffering, which also comes through in tweets like “'it gets better.' no. no it fucking doesn't. the only thing that changes is that you learn to deal with your current problems. and as soon as you do? a dozen more come barreling in to make everything worse.” and “i love putting effort into things nobody gives a shit about”. The combination of being openly queer, chronically online, intensely self-critical, and drawn to dark, violent imagery (“i want someone to cut me open and tear out my intestines”) fits really well with the raw, cathartic energy of Deep Cuts. This song matches their vibe: messy, hurting, and angry, but also loud and unfiltered about all of it.
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