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Your Simpsons character
Scratthew mirrors Milhouse's blend of awkwardness, humor, and existential musings. Like Milhouse's quirky optimism, Scratthew finds joy in small moments, such as 'made too many noodles and at first I was sad but now I see I just have more noodles to eat.' His self-deprecating humor, 'Heartbreaking: whiteboy with like 2 pairs of pants infatuated with beautiful babe he's never seen repeat any piece of clothing,' echoes Milhouse's awkward charm. Both are lovable underdogs with a knack for finding humor in life's absurdities.

Your MBTI personality Type
Scratthew embodies INFP: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His introspective tweets, like 'My ideal end is the wind blows hard enough that you blink for a second,' highlight his deep inner world. His intuitive nature is evident in his musings on abstract ideas, such as 'most people dont understand that bears are actually ontologically friendly.' His feeling side shines in his love for art and his cat, as seen in 'Thank fucking God I have a cute cat.' Finally, his perceiving trait is reflected in his adaptability, like turning too many noodles into a positive moment in 'made too many noodles and at first I was sad but now I see I just have more noodles to eat.'

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Chaotic university survivor | Absurdist humorist | Lover of artbooks, noodles, and existential musings | Tweets for one guy (Mr. Ulysses) | Noble heart, messy hair, and 3 pairs of pants.– @ScratPat

Your signature cocktail
The 'Noodle Muse' reflects Scratthew's blend of chaos and introspection. Whiskey represents his deep, reflective side, as seen in 'My ideal end is the wind blows hard enough.' Matcha syrup ties to his love for aesthetic and serene moments, while lemon juice adds a tangy humor like 'i always brush my teeth because if i dont im afraid Dentman will beat me up.' Sparkling water mirrors his chaotic energy, and edible gold flakes symbolize his appreciation for artbooks ('GRAAAAH I LOVE ARTBOOKS GRAAAAAH'). It's a quirky yet thoughtful drink.

Your Hogwarts House
Scratthew fits Hufflepuff with his quirky optimism, love for small joys, and loyalty to his cat and his one Twitter follower ('I tweet for one person he knows who he is whats up Mr. Ulysses'). His dedication to art and his reflective nature, as seen in 'Trying to learn art has on one hand made me happier,' align with Hufflepuff's values of hard work and kindness. Though he has moments of self-doubt, his ability to bounce back and find humor in life, like 'made too many noodles and at first I was sad but now I see I just have more noodles to eat,' showcases his resilient and warm-hearted spirit.

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Scratthew's introspective and self-deprecating humor aligns with 'Creep.' His tweet 'I dont really consider myself a person who has suffered' reflects the song's themes of alienation and self-perception. Like the song's melancholic tone, Scratthew often muses about his place in the world, such as 'My life continues to be defined by watching other people live theirs.' The song's blend of vulnerability and raw emotion resonates with his tweets.

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