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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, because this user is intensely passionate, articulate, and deeply invested in their niche interests the way Lisa is with her causes and fandoms. They hyperfixate on specific characters and worlds, like Dimitri and Dan Heng, mirroring Lisa’s obsessive love for certain books, causes, and artworks, as seen in posts like “🦁🍰 | I’m so normal about Dimitri… that’s a lie but I do love him very much” and “E6S1 I will be dragging him home <3!!.. I don’t think I have a sane thought about him anymore.”. Their dramatic emotional reactions are very Lisa-coded—incredibly earnest and slightly over-the-top—such as “3.7 needs to pay for my therapy bills for how much im about to cry during this mf quest,, IM NOT READY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN” and “Can we slow time down a little??? I’m not ready to cry again.. MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE”. Like Lisa’s devotion to her favorite stories and moral ideals, this user forms strong emotional attachments to narrative arcs and worlds, as in “What if I don’t want to leave Amphoreus”. Overall, the combination of heartfelt intensity, introspective fandom love, and slightly dramatic but sincere expression aligns them most closely with Lisa rather than the more chaotic or apathetic members of the Simpson family.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) because their tweets center on intense parasocial/fictional attachments rather than real-life socializing, and their bio emphasizes private fantasy spaces like “In Dan Heng’s boobs ; over 20!” rather than parties or crowds; the focus is on inner emotional worlds and specific comfort characters, e.g. “I’m still not ready for the Amphoreus arc to be over, a year went by so fast and I will never learn my lesson of not getting attached to characters too fast”. They skew strongly Intuitive (N): they obsess over story arcs, symbolism, and possibilities instead of practical details, as in “Can we slow time down a little??? I’m not ready to cry again.. MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I’m still not ready for the Amphoreus arc to be over…” and their delusional hope about Dimitri appearing, “The chances of Dimitri being here is slim but I’m delusional enough to believe he is going to be”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-driven: they constantly foreground emotions and attachment—“3.7 needs to pay for my therapy bills for how much im about to cry during this mf quest,, IM NOT READY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN”—and use affectionate, hyperbolic language like “I don’t think I have a sane thought about him anymore.” rather than logical analysis. Finally, they read as more Perceiving (P) than Judging: while they do plan pulls (e.g. “We WILL be getting him to E6S1 AND THEN he’s stuck on a team with himself”), their overall tone is impulsive, reactive, and open-ended—full of spur-of-the-moment emotional eruptions like “NOOOO DAN HENG COME BACK PLEASE I HAVENT GOTTEN YOU PREGNANT YET” and “CUTENESS AGGRESSION IS REAL!!? HE’S SMILING AND HE’S HOLDING A CHIMERA VERSION OF HIMSELF!! Friday can’t come quick enough.. please I need to see him ;~;”. Taken together, a highly emotional, fantasy-focused inner world, idealization of characters, and spontaneous, dramatic expression best fits INFP.

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JRPG brain, gacha wallet. Frequently crying over Dan Heng, Dimitri, and any dragon man with issues. Once did 475 pulls and called it romance.– @ScreamingKiwii

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and just a little too obsessed—perfect for someone who cheerfully declares things like “NOOOO DAN HENG COME BACK PLEASE I HAVENT GOTTEN YOU PREGNANT YET”. Kiwi-lime rum nods to their name and the way they happily spiral over new characters, like when they yelled “NIHILUX OMG?!?? SHE’S SO PRETTY WTH?!! Yeah ok she’s going to be one of the characters I will save for”. Maple syrup brings a smooth sweetness for their 🍁 vibes and devotion to faves, as seen in their dramatic attachment to Amphoreus with “I’m not ready to cry again.. MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE”. Blue curaçao colors it like the Blue Lions banner they swear fealty to in “My alliance is with the #BlueLions and house leader Dimitri… Dimitri my beloved”. Spiced ginger bitters capture their intense, slightly unhinged passion—the kind that pulls 475 times and proudly reports “475 pulls later and we’re finally married!!! Also he’s E6S1”. Finally, sparkling yuzu soda makes it effervescent and experimental, matching the manic joy of posts like “E6S1 I will be dragging him home <3!!.. I don’t think I have a sane thought about him anymore.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline reads like someone driven by intense passion and bold emotional swings, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor. They show an almost reckless, ride-or-die attachment to favorite characters, like when they cry over a story arc and admit they’ll “never learn my lesson of not getting attached to characters too fast” in “I’m not ready to cry again.. MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE” and “3.7 needs to pay for my therapy bills for how much im about to cry during this mf quest,, IM NOT READY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN”. Their impulsive, dramatic attachment to Dan Heng is openly chaotic and physical, such as “NOOOO DAN HENG COME BACK PLEASE I HAVENT GOTTEN YOU PREGNANT YET” and the proud declaration “475 pulls later and we’re finally married!!! Also he’s E6S1”, showing a fearless, all‑in commitment. The bio’s playful possessiveness over their faves and line like “I will be dragging him home <3!!.. I don’t think I have a sane thought about him anymore.” in this tweet underscores a headstrong, emotional intensity over calm analysis or quiet loyalty. While there are hints of loyalty (e.g., long-term devotion to Dimitri in “I’m so normal about Dimitri… that’s a lie but I do love him very much”), the dominant traits are fiery passion, dramatic expression, and a willingness to throw themselves into emotional "battles" for their favorites—classic Gryffindor energy.

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The song obsessed fits them because it captures intense, almost over-the-top fixation on fictional crushes in a playful, self-aware way, just like their timeline does with characters like Dan Heng and Dimitri. Their bio literally states they are a “nonsharing Dimitri (fe3h), Dan Heng (hsr), Harumasa (zzz) yume/riako,” and they joke about being in Dan Heng’s space with “Location: In Dan Heng’s boobs ; over 20!”, which mirrors the possessive yet humorous tone of the song. Tweets such as “NOOOO DAN HENG COME BACK PLEASE I HAVENT GOTTEN YOU PREGNANT YET” and “475 pulls later and we’re finally married!!! Also he’s E6S1” show an almost comically devoted attachment that aligns with the song’s exaggerated obsession. Their repeated gacha dedication to him, like “E6S1 I will be dragging him home <3!!.. I don’t think I have a sane thought about him anymore.”, reflects the same passionate, unhinged energy Olivia sings about. Even outside Dan Heng, they display similar intensity toward Dimitri with “I’m so normal about Dimitri… that’s a lie but I do love him very much”, reinforcing the idea that their whole fandom experience is one long, gleeful obsession, just like the song describes.

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