Scrion013
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s dark, self‑deprecating humor and repeated catch‑phrase style ('Y'know chemo is honestly funny as fuck…') mirrors Homer’s constant lamenting and his iconic 'D'oh!' that he repeats in every episode. Their admission of feeling suicidal ('I exist on this app purely to be down bad and also want to kill myself') aligns with Homer’s occasional existential despair, such as when he contemplates ending his life after losing his job. The user’s simple moral stance ('As a generic cis guy I gotta remind y'all that trans rights are human rights. Deal with it') reflects Homer’s naïve but earnest attempts to do the right thing despite his flaws. Their repeated mention of being a 'perfect man' and bodily changes ('…infertile so I can do unlimited cream pies therefore I am the perfect man') echoes Homer’s over‑confident, often misguided self‑image. Overall, the blend of depressive humor, repetitive catch‑phrases, and a flawed but well‑meaning outlook makes Homer Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted focus: they repeatedly post self‑referential, emotionally raw statements such as "I lost a very close friend and I don't know what to do with my life anymore. I don't want to exist" which centers on inner experience. Their language is concrete and sensory, emphasizing bodily sensations and medical details: "my legs barely work and I get out of breath so fast" and "I’m on 4 things of chemo daily… I’m boutta be bald again". Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and feelings rather than objective analysis: they champion "Trans rights are human rights. Deal with it" and express deep emotional turmoil ("I’m very suicidal but we don’t talk about that part"). The posting style is spontaneous, unstructured, and frequently repeats the same jokes ("Y'know chemo is honestly funny as fuck. Because yeah it makes me weak as hell like right now my legs barely work and I get out of breath so fast") indicating a perceiving, flexible approach. Overall, the combination of Introversion, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving best fits the ISFP type.

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Cancer survivor & gamer. Chemo gave me a new hair color—now I level up in Zelda & Borderlands. Trans rights advocate.– @Scrion013

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The Chemo Cream Pie Cocktail captures Scrion's dark humor about chemotherapy, mixing the bitter bite of blood orange with the sweet smoothness of white chocolate, echoing their repeated claim that chemo makes them "the perfect man" ("Y'know chemo is honestly funny as fuck...infertile so I can do unlimited cream pies therefore I am the perfect man."). Activated charcoal adds a shadowy depth that mirrors their frequent references to suicidal thoughts and feeling "down bad" ("I'm also like very suicidal but we don't talk about that part 💀"). The vanilla vodka provides a neutral base, reflecting their attempts to stay "just a regular person" while navigating intense medical battles, as they note "I'm done with chemo" and "got good news today! I'm in remission" ("Got good news today! Im in remission so now I've beaten cancer twice :3"). Sparkling water adds a light, bubbly finish, hinting at moments of optimism like "I'm happy :3" and their love for gaming escapes ("Borderlands 4 is def my new favorite").

Your Hogwarts House
Scrion repeatedly boasts about being "the perfect man" and says "I'm husband material," showing a strong drive for personal superiority and ambition, a core Slytherin trait. Their dark, self‑serving humor—e.g., "Y'know chemo is honestly funny as fuck..."—demonstrates resourcefulness in coping with hardship. They also exhibit strategic thinking, as seen in "I get my chest port out next month, I wonder if they'll let me keep it in a baggie after the surgery," indicating cunning planning. While moments of loyalty appear, the dominant pattern of self‑focused ambition and clever self‑presentation aligns best with Slytherin.

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Mad World captures the user’s bleak humor and chronic depression. The repeated tweet Y'know chemo is honestly funny as fuck … mirrors the lyric And I find it kind of funny. Their self‑described perma down bad and suicidal lines like I exist on this app purely to be down bad and also want to kill myself echo the song’s refrain about feeling like a world that’s gone mad. The sense of isolation in The downside to this account…life is truly pain matches the song’s mournful atmosphere. Overall, the track’s mix of dark irony and melancholy aligns with Scrion’s posts.

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