Scurbdubdub
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: He self-rates 'Honesty : 9/10' and repeatedly values blunt callouts over polite euphemism, as in 'Deactivate your account, you are scum for lying about having cancer.'
- Loyal: Despite online abrasiveness he declares 'Already do, and I love him more then anything else!', showing strong personal attachment to his partner.
- Cultured-nerd: He loves retro gaming and particular editions: 'I love going through random obsessions with old versions of Terraria... playing it on the 3DS again.'
- Principled: He draws hard lines on moral issues, repeatedly condemning exploitative content: 'zoo/pedo art should not be tolerated.'
- Witty: His humor is dark and sharp — e.g., joking about Epstein's Island curse — demonstrating a caustic comedic voice.
Weaknesses:
- Combative: He prefers to attack and snipe online ('Might as well be an asshole because that's a lot more fun than trying to be nice'), which escalates conflict rather than resolving it.
- Harsh Language: He frequently uses slurs and insults ('You're family is right retard', 'you are scum'), which alienates people and can cause real harm.
- Low Sociability: He admits 'Sociability : 0/10' and shows little interest in typical social norms, making in-person bonding harder.
- Impulsive Shaming: He publicly condemns and demands deactivation for accused people ('Deactivate your account, you are scum'), indicating quick public shaming without nuance.
- Self-deprecating: He undermines himself with statements like 'I have zero skills as an artist,' which could limit confidence and growth.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the mischievous, anti-authority kid who delights in pranks and biting sarcasm, which echoes Scurbdubdub's online trolling, insults and contrarian humor. Like Bart, he enjoys riling people up ('Gimmick accounts try NOT to suck Trump's dick challenge (Impossible)') and prefers irreverent one-liners over careful diplomacy. Both have a knack for saying exactly the wrong thing on purpose to make a point or get a reaction.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
Introverted: he self-rates 'Sociability : 0/10' and shows a preference for online, solitary hobbies like retro gaming rather than broad socializing. Sensing-Thinking: he focuses on concrete, practical complaints about culture and tech (e.g., 'Funny to know that this game can't run on a RTX 5090 but yet can run fine on a card from 10 years earlier'), favoring blunt factual judgments over abstract feelings. Thinking: his rhetoric is cutting and critical ('Deactivate your account, you are scum'), prioritizing truth and directness. Perceiving: he moves through obsessions and rants spontaneously ('Might as well be an asshole because that's a lot more fun than trying to be nice' and hopping through old Terraria builds). Altogether, his hands-on computer hobbyist background plus low sociability and spur-of-the-moment online attitudes align best with ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, if Linkin Park is your religion, consider me a loyal convert — wanna trade Terraria seeds and mixtapes sometime?
- You've been playing old Terraria on 3DS for two years; that's commitment — I'll commit to meeting you for a co-op session when you're ready.
- If I were a mod, I'd ban anyone pretending not to love Linkin Park... but for you I'd make an exception and just DM a playlist.
- Call me 'everywhere and nowhere' and I'll be both: online when you are and nowhere when the trolls show up — protect mode activated.
- You roast AI artists and I admire that — let's roast bad game ports and then celebrate with a Linkin Park deep-cut.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 | Male | Computer hobbyist • Linkin Park stan • Retro Terraria on 3DS & internet contrarian • Sarcastic, honest, low-sociability, fiercely loyal • Everywhere and nowhere — DMs for game recs, not drama.– @Scurbdubdub
Your signature cocktail
Numb & Wired
The 'Numb & Wired' mirrors his angsty, caffeinated, slightly bitter energy: espresso and dark rum give the jittery, late-night retro-gamer stamina he needs for 3DS Terraria marathons, cola and salted lime add a sharp, salty-sweet edge like his sarcasm ('AI “Artists” when they have to sit on their ass and type words'), and the black sugar rim nods to Linkin Park's dark, melodic sheen ('Linkin Park my Beloved'). It's a drink that keeps you up, sharpens your snark, and tastes like nostalgia.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because he is pragmatic, fiercely protective of his own values, and willing to use sharp tactics to get a moral outcome. He repeatedly calls out what he finds abhorrent — 'zoo/pedo art should not be tolerated' — and is unapologetically strategic and ruthless online ('Might as well be an asshole because that's a lot more fun than trying to be nice'). He prizes loyalty (his devotion to his partner: 'I love him more then anything else!') and self-preservation (low sociability and blunt self-ratings), qualities Slytherin often values.
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Numb - Linkin Park
Given his bio 'Linkin Park my Beloved' and the general tone of alienation in his tweets — 'Everywhere and nowhere at the same time' and lamenting lack of real couple photos after years — 'Numb' captures the alienated, frustrated, longing and angsty vibe he broadcasts online.
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