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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a mischievous, sarcastic teen who loves pop‑culture references and often repeats catchphrases, just like the user’s repeated meme line 'roc boys if jay z really really liked the xbox 360: First of all i wanna thank my kinect'. The user’s chaotic, profanity‑laden humor and impulsive statements such as 'if a tree hits the most fucking schnasty crunchy knuckle crack ever… does it make a sound (im the tree)' echo Bart’s tendency for absurd jokes. Their frustration with community toxicity and self‑critical remarks like 'never say something mean on twitter because if the person you say it to likes it it’s the worst form of punishment' reflect Bart’s rebellious attitude toward authority. The user’s admission of gaming addiction and desire to quit ('i’m actually quitting melee… i need to break it now') mirrors Bart’s occasional self‑destructive antics and desire for change. Finally, the blend of dark humor ('this is the real reason suicide rates are so high') and earnest activism ('hey FREAKS… join @osutitanic') captures Bart’s mix of reckless humor and occasional moments of conscience.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user tends toward introversion, often reflecting on personal feelings and inner thoughts, as seen in "I must look back and remember:" and "i am working on getting rid of everything smash related on my computer". Their communication shows a preference for intuition, using abstract and philosophical musings like "if a tree hits ... does it make a sound (im the tree)" and discussing the "philosophy of shit like circular flow + cursor rotation". Decision‑making appears driven by feeling, emphasizing empathy and moral values, for example "never say something mean on twitter because if the person you say it to likes it it's the worst form of punishment" and "i don't say this with vitriol but it rlly RLLY irks me". Finally, they display judging tendencies by taking decisive action to reorganize their life, such as "i'm actually quitting melee ... i need to break it now" and "i am working on getting rid of everything smash related".

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17‑year‑old rhythm gamer & map creator. osu! & Smash fan. Founder of @osutitanic community. Once thanked my Kinect for life. Meme curator.– @scytheban

Your signature cocktail
The 'Thank You Kinect' cocktail captures the chaotic, meme‑driven vibe of @scytheban, mixing bright blue Curaçao (a nod to the Xbox 360’s iconic color) with a punch of ginger beer that mimics the ‘schnasty crunchy knuckle crack’ they joke about. A splash of vodka keeps the base neutral, reflecting their fluid pronoun usage (it/she) and youthful energy, while a shot of espresso adds the jittery focus of late‑night gaming sessions. The lime juice adds a sour bite, echoing their sharp, self‑aware humor, especially when they warn, "never say something mean on twitter because if the person you say it to likes it it's the worst form of punishment known to man". The cocktail’s name itself is a direct wink to their recurring tweet: "roc boys if jay z really really liked the xbox 360: First of all i wanna thank my kinect". Drinking it feels like listening to the line, "if a tree hits the most fucking schnasty crunchy knuckle crack ever and there's no one around to hear it does it make a sound (im the tree)"—a blend of absurdity and depth in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly calls for a supportive, friendly community ("hey FREAKS ... join @osutitanic and engage in a mapping community that's actually nice to be around!!!!") and stresses fairness ("... it's THAT HARD just to say "no, sorry"") which reflect Hufflepuff's values of loyalty and fairness. Their concern for others' feelings ("never say something mean on twitter because if the person you say it to likes it it's the worst form of punishment known to man") shows empathy, a hallmark of Hufflepuff. Their willingness to work hard and improve themselves, such as quitting a harmful gaming habit ("okay this time i'm actually quitting melee ... I need to break it now"), demonstrates the perseverance Hufflepuffs are known for. This focus on community over personal ambition aligns more with Hufflepuff than the other houses.

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The user repeatedly expresses a desire to quit gaming, saying "okay this time i'm actually quitting melee ... i need to break it now" and "i am working on getting rid of everything smash related ... it's not worth it", which mirrors the theme of breaking a destructive habit in the song. They also mention mental anguish with lines like "this is the real reason suicide rates are so high" and "my son that i hate", reflecting the emotional struggle portrayed in the lyrics. Their frustration with community toxicity and feeling unheard, as in "never say something mean on twitter because ... it's the worst form of punishment" and "i don't say this with vitriol but it rlly RLLY irks me...", aligns with the song's raw confession of inner turmoil. The intense, cathartic tone of "Breaking the Habit" captures the user's blend of humor, frustration, and a yearning to change.

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