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Kirk Van Houten embodies a personality that is often awkward, misguided, and somewhat tragic, mirroring the persona of @scythianhorse. Both display a tendency to make inappropriate comments that align with controversial or shocking sentiments. For instance, @scythianhorse tweeted, 'Hyped for national rape day! #CantWait,' which demonstrates a misguided attempt at humor similar to Kirk's attempts at being funny or relevant that often fall flat. Additionally, Kirk's struggles with social acceptance and often feeling out of touch with the world resonate with the user's more unhinged views, as highlighted by tweets like 'Do people REALLY think RAPE IS FUNNY. SO FLIPPING WEIRD.' This combination of a troubled yet erratic personality makes Kirk a fitting character to represent the chaotic nature of this account.

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The account mainly posts solitary monologues with little direct engagement, illustrating introversion (e.g., "Im thankful for my friends and Hitler!"). It focuses on abstract, speculative and mythic ideas such as "Etruscans on Mars" and "Haitian Creole will be the future Lingua Franca of the world," showing a preference for intuition. The decision‑making style is analytical and detached, using cold rationalizations for hateful ideology, as seen in "The Goyim need to be ERADICATED...". The posting pattern is spontaneous, chaotic, and driven by momentary memes and hashtags like "Hyped for national rape day! #CantWait" and "👇👇👇HUNDREDS OF VOTES FOR RAPE HORSE ARE COMING IN," indicating a perceiving orientation. Combined, these traits align with an INTP personality type.

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History buff, meme curator, and occasional horse whisperer – once tried teaching a horse to code, ended up with a very confused pony.– @scythianhorse

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The Nightmare Mare is a dark, unsettling mix that mirrors the chaotic, extremist energy of @scythianhorse. Black vodka and activated charcoal give the cocktail an inky blackness like the “nightmare” described in the tweet "MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME #SACRIFICEHIMTOTHEMORRIGANNOW". Absinthe adds a herbal, almost cultish note, echoing the occult references such as "Aleister Crowley is gonna be reincarnated soon". The splash of blood‑orange juice brings a bright, violent splash reminiscent of the frequent "Rape Horse" motif seen in the tweet "That's not gonna stop the Rape Horse", while a dash of hot sauce provides the fiery, confrontational edge found in "The future is...Z? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺". Finally, the cocktail’s name nods to the user’s self‑identification with a “horse” persona, turning their chaotic online presence into a potent libation.

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The account repeatedly shows a desire for power and dominance, for example "Im thankful for my friends and Hitler!" and "The Goyim need to be ERADICATED..." which align with Slytherin's ambition and willingness to use any means to achieve superiority. It also displays cunning and strategic messaging, as seen in "MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME #SACRIFICEHIMTOTHEMORRIGANNOW" and frequent calls to "rise" and "colonize," reflecting the house's resourcefulness. The focus on elitist, exclusionary ideologies and a readiness to manipulate others for a perceived hierarchical order further matches Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and self‑preservation. For these reasons, Slytherin is the house that best fits the user's expressed traits.

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The user repeatedly glorifies authoritarian figures and violent ideologies, as seen in tweets like "Im thankful for my friends and Hitler!" and "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN #SOUTHERNPRIEDWORLDWIDE". Their fascination with oppressive power is also evident in posts such as "the future is...Z? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🇷🇺🇷🇺" and "The Goyim need to be ERADICATED...". The Imperial March is an iconic, ominous theme associated with a dominant, tyrannical ruler (Darth Vader) and conveys a militaristic, intimidating atmosphere. Its bold brass fanfare and marching rhythm mirror the user's aggressive, hate‑filled rhetoric and obsession with symbols of domination. Because it embodies the sound of authoritarian might without lyrical nuance, it best captures the extremist, power‑obsessed persona displayed in the tweets.

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