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Your Simpsons character
The user shows chaotic, impulsive humor, heavy profanity, and a love for low‑brow entertainment, reminiscent of Homer’s love for donuts, beer and TV (e.g., "fuck im drunk and i wanna throw up" and "i have watched a few minutes of roblox italian brainrot slop youtube shortsstreams and i can feel my brain liquefying the next generation is actually fried if they keep watching ts"). They often feel stuck in a rut, complaining about life’s difficulties and expressing hopelessness about their future ("brazil is a fucking joke of a country, its becoming harder and harder to succeed being an honest person in this shithole"; "i finally graduated from school!! now im officially a NEET!"). They reveal occasional vulnerability and loneliness, similar to Homer’s moments of self‑doubt ("i have some irl friends from school but i always felt REALLY distant from them, same with my dc friends... i feel kinda lonely"). Their tendency to overreact to trends and be angry at platforms mirrors Homer’s quick temper ("can tenor stop being such a bitch and stop boycotting my gifs pleaseeeeeeeee"; "oh my fucking god pleaseeeeee not this dumbass trend again"). Overall, this blend of drunkenness, self‑deprecation, love for mindless media, and occasional heartfelt laments aligns best with Homer Simpson’s classic, flawed but relatable persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the content, the user shows introverted tendencies, often feeling distant from real‑life friends and preferring to stay inside their thoughts, as seen in 'i have some irl friends from school but i always felt REALLY distant from them' and 'i am considering not going back to school anymore'. They demonstrate intuitive focus on abstract ideas, dreams and pattern‑based commentary, e.g., 'i had a dream that i changed my pronouns to she/they, what is my head trying to tell me?' and 'i love this image just by how easily people get ragebaited by it, the person who created this is actually a genius'. Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and strong emotions, such as 'brazil is a fucking joke of a country, its becoming harder and harder to succeed being an honest person in this shithole' and 'i love this image just by how easily people get ragebaited by it'. They prefer a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, frequently expressing uncertainty and lack of strict plans, like 'im most likely moving out in about 2 months and now im scared as shit so now im considering actually staying in my city' and 'i have to go back to school in 1 week and i dont know, i have a weird feeling that i just don't wanna see anyones face'. These traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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19-year-old Brazilian gamer & anime lover, juggling ENEM prep, disability, and meme-filled nights. Once tried Gurren Lagann + Shimoneta in 24h. Coffee-powered.– @sdb_ultra

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The cocktail captures the chaotic energy and meme‑laden humor of @sdb_ultra, who constantly blends anime, gaming, and existential dread in his timeline. Its tequila base mirrors his "fuck im drunk and i wanna throw up" moments, reflecting his reckless nights. A splash of blue curaçao echoes the neon anime vibe of his "inazuma 2 você sempre será um icone, já devo ter zerado essa porra mais de 10 vezes, simplesmente insuperável" tweet. A dash of hot sauce channels his fiery frustration with "the game awards was absolute dogshit but seeing expedition 33 sweeping silksong in every award was pretty funny im not gonna lie" and his disdain for Brazil as a "fucking joke of a country". Finally, espresso liqueur adds a bitter kick reminiscent of his "i just had a terrible nightmare that u went to shower and there was three huge ugly ass cockroaches on the drain and i was screaming like a little girl to my parents… my heart is still beating fast" moments, giving the drink a dark, sleepless edge.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong ambition, such as in the tweet "só falta só um aninho pra eu ser o BV aos 20, ta quase lá ❤️❤️" indicating a clear goal. They also seek recognition and status, as seen in "guess who has just became 19 bitches!!!!! i order everyone who sees this to wish me a happy birthday!". Their cynical view of society, e.g., "brazil is a fucking joke of a country, its becoming harder and harder to succeed being an honest person in this shithole", reflects the realistic, often ruthless Slytherin mindset. They are unapologetically bold and self‑centered, for example "'i was jerking off' is the best excuse for anything why did you ignore me for 3 whole weeks? sorry man i was jerking off", which shows a willingness to flout social norms for personal benefit. These traits align most closely with Slytherin's values of ambition, cunning and self‑preservation.

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The user constantly expresses feeling overwhelmed, disconnected, and numb to the world, as seen in tweets like "im most likely moving out in about 2 months and now im scared as shit so now im considering actually staying in my city" and "Honestly, I've already given up. I'm 19 years old, I've never kissed or had sex. I subscribed to Tinder Premium for 8 dollars and didn't get a single match. I feel like I've failed as a person, people are afraid of me. My family asks why I'm not dating, and I have to give that sm". Their frustration with Brazil, exams, and disability – "brazil is a fucking joke of a country, its becoming harder and harder to succeed being an honest person in this shithole" and "have i already said that i hate being disabled?" – mirrors the song’s theme of being stuck in a cycle of anxiety and emotional numbness. Linkin Park’s "Numb" captures that sense of trying to meet expectations while feeling detached, especially in the chorus “All I want to be… I’m so tired of being…”. The line "i have some irl friends from school but i always felt REALLY distant from them… i feel kinda lonely" parallels the lyric “I’m tired of being what I’m not”. Overall, the track’s blend of angst, self‑doubt, and yearning for relief fits the user’s chaotic, anxious, and often nihilistic tweets.

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