Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Frequently reflects on her own feelings and behavior, like acknowledging overthinking before sleep in “amo quando vou dormir caindo de sono ao inves de ter q ficar 1 hr criando historinha”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares emotions from sadness to excitement, e.g. “mds to me sentindo péssima” and “to cray”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and self-deprecating humor, like joking about unwanted crush obsession in “quero outra obsessão pra eu esquecer esse 'romance' de uma noite só”.
- Caring: Shows empathy for others, e.g. feeling bad for a character in “fiquei com pena do don” and concern in “coitado vey”.
- Culturally-engaged: Engages with films, music, and online culture, like discussing Yorgos Lanthimos in “eu acho que alguem tinha que investigar o yorgos lanthimos to falando sério” and mentioning Imaginal Disk in “to viciada no imaginal disk”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Often puts herself down about appearance and performance, as in “afe queria ser bonita” and “mds apresentei muito mal”.
- Catastrophizing: Exaggerates negative outcomes, like “o tombo mds tudo tem fila de espera acho q vou ter q me matar mesmo” and “se eu nao dormir agora vai dar ruim”.
- Body-insecure: Shows recurring discomfort with her looks and hair, e.g. “me sinto muito ridicula com o cabelo assim” and “ai meu cabelo ta horrível”.
- Overattached: Fixates on brief romantic interactions and online crushes, as in “quero outra obsessão pra eu esquecer esse 'romance' de uma noite só” and waiting on someone’s IG in “eu esperando o dia q ele vai abrir a conta do ig pra eu curiar”.
- Stress-prone: Reports frequent anxiety or overwhelm about daily tasks and social situations, like “mds to me sentindo péssima” and “pesei o clima q mico”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as self-aware, introspective, and a bit neurotic in a Lisa-like way, constantly overthinking and spiraling but with humor, as in “minhas teorias sempre vao por água abaixo” and “falaram que com o tempo eu ia aprender mas ate agora nada”. Like Lisa, they juggle anxiety about performance and expectations, evident in “mds apresentei muito mal” and “mds to me sentindo péssima”, while still pushing through college life and responsibility. There’s also a streak of social and environmental awareness, shown by “gente na favela nao tem espaço pra plantar árvore”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to notice systemic issues around her. At the same time, they are dramatic, poetic, and prone to intense emotional reactions, like “to desolada vou me alienar até passar pqp” and “o tombo mds tudo tem fila de espera acho q vou ter q me matar mesmo”, mirroring Lisa’s flair for melodrama when overwhelmed. Their mix of cynicism and sensitivity in the bio, “quem não quer ver malucos deve quebrar os espelhos,” also echoes Lisa’s tendency to see the world’s absurdity while still turning that gaze inward.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they focus on their inner world, moods, and small routines rather than social scenes, e.g. “eu chorando vendo tiktok”, “queria fazer coisas divertidas nesses dias q nao tenho 'nada' pra fazer”, and “amo quando vou dormir caindo de sono ao inves de ter q ficar 1 hr criando historinha”. They come across as Intuitive: even when talking about mundane things, they focus on subjective impressions, symbolism, and overthinking—like “quero outra obsessão pra eu esquecer esse 'romance' de uma noite só” and the dramatic, metaphorical bio “quem não quer ver malucos deve quebrar os espelhos.” They’re clearly Feeling-oriented, processing life through emotions and empathy rather than detached logic, as seen in “to desolada vou me alienar até passar pqp”, “que maldade vey isso nao se faz”, and “coitado vey”. Their lifestyle looks Perceiving: impulsive coffee at odd hours, procrastination, and last‑minute feelings like “eu raspando as pernas 1 da manhã”, “ai mico ter q voltar pra faculdade amanhã”, and “queria fazer coisas divertidas nesses dias q nao tenho 'nada' pra fazer” show spontaneity rather than structured planning. Taken together—introspective, emotional, idealistic, and a bit chaotic—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘tired of going to the bakery and there being no sonho’, I volunteer as tribute: we skip the rain, I bring the pastries, you bring the chaotic commentary.
- You said you’re ‘addicted to Imaginal Disk’—wanna come over so we can overanalyze Yorgos Lanthimos together and prove once and for all that someone really should investigate that man?
- You shaving your legs at 1 a.m., drinking coffee in the dark with the light blinking, and still worrying about your hair looking ‘horrible’… I’ve seen enough tweets to confirm: the vibe is immaculate, not you trying to gaslight yourself.
- From ‘cunt cobain’ to crying at TikToks, padaria drama, and São Lourenço bikini crises—your timeline is already my favorite movie. Let me be the twink maldito in your mentions instead of just the one in your drafts.
- You said ‘quem não quer ver malucos deve quebrar os espelhos’—lucky for me I love a little insanity, so instead of breaking the mirror, I’d rather stand next to you in front of it and call it a power duo.
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Coffee at midnight, bad hair days, and film theories that never work out. Once shaved my legs at 1am instead of fixing my presentation.– @sddly_lia
Your signature cocktail
Gag & Gozo Gypsy Fizz
The espresso shot fuels the hyper, overcaffeinated energy of them “tuitando sem parar” in “tomei muito café mds to tuitando sem parar” and craving coffee at odd hours in “eu querendo tomar café uma hora dessas”. Plum liqueur nods to their oddly specific cravings and soft, fruity side, like wanting “aquele sparkling plum” in “afe queria aquele sparkling plum agr”. Salted caramel syrup brings sweetness with a tiny sting, matching the mix of romantic drama and emotional overshare in “não é pra mim que cê tem que pedir desculpa é pro meu peito é pro meu choro é pros vizinhos que eu acordei na madruga”. The sparkling water makes it light, fizzy, and chaotic, like them running on low sleep and anxiety in “se eu nao dormir agora vai dar ruim” and still joking through it in “dia 16 de janeiro primeiro dia do gozo de 2026”. Finally, a twist of lemon peel adds a bitter, sharp aroma that represents their self-deprecating, dramatic flair about looks and life in “ai meu cabelo ta horrível” and “afe queria ser bonita”, plus that slightly unhinged edge in “o tombo mds tudo tem fila de espera acho q vou ter q me matar mesmo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in @sddly_lia’s tweets is emotional loyalty—to people, routines, and little comforts—paired with a very down‑to‑earth, unpretentious vibe, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They consistently show attachment and consideration toward others, like feeling bad for a character in a movie in “fiquei com pena do don” and empathizing with someone in “coitado vey”. Their life revolves around modest, everyday pleasures and responsibilities—coffee, bakery trips, uni, presentations—seen in tweets like “queria um sonho mas to com preguiça de ir na padaria na chuva e não ter” and “ai mico ter q voltar pra faculdade amanhã”, which points more to perseverance than to glory-seeking ambition. Even when overwhelmed, they default to endurance rather than grand gestures, as in “to desolada vou me alienar até passar pqp”. There’s some self-deprecating dramatics—like “acho q vou ter q me matar mesmo”—but the pattern is of someone just trying to get through life fairly, kindly, and with their small comforts intact, which aligns best with Hufflepuff over the flashier or more cerebral houses.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
Alicia’s mix of self-deprecating humor, sensitivity, and overthinking matches the introspective, melancholic tone of Liability. She often feels awkward or "too much," like when she says "ai mico ter q voltar pra faculdade amanhã" and "pesei o clima q mico", echoing the song’s theme of feeling like a burden. Her romantic obsessiveness and heartbreak show up in tweets like "quero outra obsessão pra eu esquecer esse 'romance' de uma noite só" and the dramatic line "não é pra mim que cê tem que pedir desculpa é pro meu peito é pro meu choro é pros vizinhos que eu acordei na madruga". The way she swings between joking about wanting to "disappear" ("acho q vou ter q me matar mesmo") and trying to distract herself ("to desolada vou me alienar até passar pqp") mirrors the song’s push-and-pull between self-pity and self-acceptance. Even her bio, “quem não quer ver malucos deve quebrar os espelhos,” fits the song’s vibe of seeing yourself as "too intense" for others yet still defiantly existing.
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