SeaDogFrog
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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson’s rebellious, anti-authority attitude mirrors SeaDogFrog’s self-styled 'Hostis Humani Generis 🏴☠️' pirate persona, especially the tweet 'The 3 things I do despise and will continue to openly bash: 1. Landlubbers 2. Landlubbers 3. Landlubbers'. The user’s meme-heavy, self-deprecating humor, like 'Just realized 2025 is halfway through the decade and I still haven’t mastered adulting', feels like a teenage Bart complaining about growing up. Their disdain for conventional rules, as seen in 'I’m like a reverse sovereign citizen in that I only recognize Admiralty law', matches Bart’s constant rebellion against adult structures. The request 'Need woman to manage all practical tasks while I’m at sea' reflects Bart’s desire to avoid chores while he’s off causing trouble, a classic Bart trait. Overall, the combination of mischief, sarcasm, and a self-proclaimed villainous stance aligns best with Bart Simpson.

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They often post solitary, introspective humor like 'Season’s Feetings 🎄' and 'Need woman to manage all practical tasks while I’m at sea,' showing an introverted communication style. Their focus on abstract ideas—'The invisible hand of the market is never wrong' and 'The secret empire they don’t want you to know about'—indicates a preference for intuition. Decision‑making is driven by logic and data, evident in the factual post 'The US used to own about 60% of global shipping tonnage after WW2' and the detailed guide on merchant marine officer pathways. The account also displays a structured, goal‑oriented approach, laying out step‑by‑step plans for maritime careers, reflecting a judging orientation.

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USMMA alumni & merchant mariner. Spent 60 days at sea with nothing but a hat, a cactus, and a stubborn GPS. 🌊⚓️ #MaritimeLife– @SeaDogFrog

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A shot of dark rum serves as the backbone of the drink, as bold and unyielding as the tweet 'Need woman to manage all practical tasks while I’m at sea', which shows the sailor’s relentless focus on maritime life. The ginger liqueur adds a spicy kick, mirroring the sarcastic edge of 'Just say 'truke,' it's cleaner.' A pinch of smoked sea salt evokes the salty spray of the ocean and the disdain for landlubbers, echoing the tweet 'I’m like a reverse sovereign citizen in that I only recognize Admiralty law.' A dash of absinthe gives the cocktail a mysterious, conspiratorial finish, recalling the cryptic 'The invisible hand of the market is never wrong.' Together these ingredients create a drink that feels like a midnight watch on deck, playful yet fierce, just like the tweet 'Season’s Feetings 🎄' that blends holiday cheer with a seafaring twist.

Your Hogwarts House
SeaDogFrog’s tweets repeatedly stress ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to bend rules for personal gain – classic Slytherin traits. In a tweet they claim, "The invisible hand of the market is never wrong," showing a belief in self‑interest and cunning economics. Their self‑promotion, e.g., "I’ve been telling people for years… you should give me more money," and the pirate‑like defiance of "Hostis Humani Generis 🏴☠️" illustrate a desire for power and a willingness to be an "enemy of humankind." While they occasionally share factual maritime knowledge, the dominant tone is one of strategic ambition and a willingness to outwit others, fitting Slytherin best.

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SeaDogFrog’s bio includes the pirate flag and the phrase "Hostis Humani Generis 🏴☠️", and many tweets mock "landlubbers" ("If you don’t see ‘rope’ you’re a landlubber!!"). Their repeated references to Admiralty law, dying for a shipping company ("I would die for my shipping company 🫡"), and trading "by any means necessary" echo the carefree, rebellious spirit of a pirate. The Disney anthem "Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me)" celebrates exactly that lifestyle, making it a perfect match. The song’s chorus ("Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me") mirrors the user’s self‑identification as a sea‑dog who lives outside conventional society.

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