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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, online gremlin energy, and a soft spot for niche interests. Their joking entitlement and social trolling, like saying “when i follow you i expect an immediate follow back”, mirrors Bart’s playful, attention‑seeking side. The way they casually talk about gaming gear and min-maxing value, as in “not gonna spend 150+ on that shit when i can get a $70 chinese one that has equal performance”, fits Bart’s scrappy, practical mindset. Their irreverent, slightly lewd fandom commentary—such as “houshou marine what are you doing put it away”—matches Bart’s tendency to toe the line of what’s appropriate while still feeling more mischievous than malicious. Even their confusion about social boundaries, like asking “how do i get this girl out of my dms i do not want to talk to her… do i just tell her that straight up”, fits Bart’s mix of bravado and underlying awkwardness when things get real.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about their own niche interests (peripherals, anime/VTubers, gacha, in-jokes) rather than active socializing, and even interpersonal stuff is framed as a personal problem, e.g. asking how to get a girl out of their DMs in “how do i get this girl out of my dms i do not want to talk to her… do i just tell her that straight up” rather than seeking more interaction. Their interests and language suggest Sensing (S): they focus on concrete, tactile things like hardware and cost-performance, as in “not gonna spend 150+ on that shit when i can get a $70 chinese one that has equal performance”, and react to very specific visual details, e.g. “first two words i saw was childrens stories and goddesses and then my eyes went to the right a bit”. They come across as Thinking (T): their tone is blunt and outcome-focused, like openly prioritizing value and performance in gear in the mouse tweet, and using direct, somewhat harsh phrasing such as “how niggas would set up their disablelist in mudae” and “i do not want to talk to her… do i just tell her that straight up”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than J: they don’t show planning or structure, but instead impulse and flexibility (e.g. deciding on-the-fly to wait for a knockoff mouse in the Logitech tweet, or casually re-adopting an old profile picture in “I BROUGHT HIM BACK... REAL ONES KNOW THIS IS THE OG PFP”). The playful, reactive nature of tweets like “pub! hooray!” and the quick shift in identity in “ive broken off completely from my 'other part'… just doing this so i can be pub” also matches a more spontaneous, adaptable ISTP style rather than a highly structured J type.

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SEAsia kid with too many keyboards, too much gacha, and a historic PFP. I post games, memes, and the occasional overthought life update.– @SeasianShota

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The Pub Break Splitshot is a high-energy, slightly chaotic highball built on bold Japanese whisky, nodding to their 🇮🇩🇯🇵🇺🇸 flag mashup and gamer vibes in “modulo yuji vs skeletonized dnb”. Indonesian cold-brew coffee adds jittery late-night grind energy, the same kind of intensity that says “I BROUGHT HIM BACK... REAL ONES KNOW THIS IS THE OG PFP”. A yuzukosho-infused syrup and chili bitters bring salty-spicy chaos, like complaining about paying full price for gear in “not gonna spend 150+ on that shit when i can get a $70 chinese one”. Soda water with yuzu peel keeps it playful and fizzy, fitting their goofy social rules in “when i follow you i expect an immediate follow back”. The whole thing is served over crushed ice, representing splitting from their "other part" and going public in “ive broken off completely from my 'other part'... pub! hooray!”, a refreshing reset with a kick.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is a mix of self‑preservation, blunt pragmatism, and social strategy that fits Slytherin. They openly prioritize value and efficiency over brand loyalty, saying they’ll just wait for a cheaper clone of an expensive mouse rather than pay full price: “not gonna spend 150+ on that shit when i can get a $70 chinese one that has equal performance”, which shows practical, somewhat opportunistic thinking. In social dynamics, they’re direct about expectations and self‑interest, e.g. “when i follow you i expect an immediate follow back”, implying they treat relationships in a reciprocal, calculated way. They also show a willingness to make a clean break from a past identity for strategic reasons while controlling how others perceive them: “broken off completely from my 'other part'… just doing this so i can be pub without having a direct connection”. Even in dealing with unwanted romantic attention, they lean toward a direct, self‑protective solution, asking if they should just tell the girl they’re not interested: “how do i get this girl out of my dms… do i just tell her that straight up”. Taken together, this points to someone who is pragmatic, self‑preserving, and socially strategic—core Slytherin traits.

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A fitting song for them is ME!ME!ME! because it captures a chaotic, hyper-online otaku energy that matches their mix of vtuber, gacha, and meme culture. Their posts blend horny anime/vtuber humor and self-awareness, like “houshou marine what are you doing put it away” and “this was my goat in 2022... i remember the mirror selfie with the teal hair lmao”, echoing the song’s over-the-top, fanservice-saturated vibe. The fragmented, multiple-identity feel of the video also parallels their own identity play and separation, hinted at in “hello guys ive broken off completely from my 'other part'”. Even their playful entitlement and parasocial joking, like “when i follow you i expect an immediate follow back”, fits the song’s exaggerated, self-centered aesthetic. Overall, ME!ME!ME!’s maximalist, internet-poisoned, anime-heavy style mirrors their timeline’s mix of gacha, vtubers, memes, and slightly unhinged humor.

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