SebaMaestre
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty Humor: His tweet 'Nunca ninguno se rescata en los mitines libertarios de mirar alrededor y decir 'che pero todos tienen cara de mogólicos acá'' shows his sharp and biting humor.
- Pet Lover: His affection for his pets Severino and Miguel is evident in 'Admirable la urgencia que tienen Severino y Miguel para percibir desde cualquier lugar de la casa el momento en que me acuesto.'
- Cultural Critic: He critiques pop culture, as seen in 'No entiendo el concepto 'artistas invitados: Agarrate Catalina.'
- Socially Observant: His commentary on societal trends, such as 'Che puede ser que en Córdoba se están viendo muchísimos más venezolanos?' reflects his keen observation skills.
- Compassionate: His rescue of a dog, 'Apareció este sujeto y lo entramos para que no lo pise un auto,' shows his empathy and kindness.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: His tweet 'Nada me hace perderle mas el respeto a alguien que sigo cuando recomiendan con vehemencia el producto de algún amigx y resulta ser tremenda poronga' reveals a tendency toward cynicism.
- Blunt: Calling a customer 'retrasado' in 'El otro dia nos acordabamos cuando le tiré 'pero vos sos retrasado??'' shows his bluntness.
- Overcritical: His tweet 'Nada que ver, pero quien será el hijo de mil putas que le elije los trajes al viejo boludo este' highlights his critical nature.
- Impatient: His frustration with DHL, 'No puedo creer que un paquete demore menos en salir de china,' demonstrates his impatience with inefficiency.
- Sarcastic Edge: His sarcastic tone in 'Ojalá milei meta preso al chiqui, intervenga la AFA y suspenda el fútbol' might not always be well-received.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Sebastián's sarcastic and critical nature mirrors Comic Book Guy's personality. Like the character, he has a sharp eye for absurdity and isn't afraid to call it out, as seen in 'Nada que ver, pero quien será el hijo de mil putas que le elije los trajes al viejo boludo este.' His humor and cultural critiques, such as 'No entiendo el concepto 'artistas invitados: Agarrate Catalina,' align with the snarky commentary Comic Book Guy is known for.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Sebastián embodies the ENTP personality type: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in his humorous and engaging tweets. His intuition is evident in his sharp cultural observations, like 'Nunca ninguno se rescata en los mitines libertarios.' His thinking side critiques logically, as seen in 'Nada que ver, pero quien será el hijo de mil putas que le elije los trajes al viejo boludo este.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable, shown in his mix of sarcasm and compassion. He thrives on wit and debate.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Linux? Because I’d reinstall my heart just to make you run smoothly in my life.
- You must be Severino or Miguel, because you’ve got my full attention whenever you’re around.
- Are you Córdoba’s most beautiful flyer? Because I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
- Is your name sarcasm? Because you’re exactly my type of humor.
- Are you one of Miguel’s naps? Because I could spend my whole day with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Sarcastic observer of Córdoba life | Critiquing pop culture, politics & absurdity | Pet dad to Severino & Miguel | Linux installer by Spotify necessity | Rescuer of lost pups 🐾– @SebaMaestre
Your signature cocktail
The Sarcastini
The Sarcastini captures Sebastián’s sharp and biting humor. Gin and dry vermouth represent his refined taste, while olive brine adds a salty twist, echoing his sarcasm in tweets like 'Nada que ver, pero quien será el hijo de mil putas que le elije los trajes al viejo boludo este.' A dash of bitters reflects his critical edge, and the result is a cocktail as complex and intriguing as his personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Sebastián's wit, sarcasm, and ability to navigate social and cultural dynamics make him a fit for Slytherin. His sharp humor, as seen in 'Nunca ninguno se rescata en los mitines libertarios,' shows a cunning and perceptive mind. His critiques of inefficiency and absurdity, like 'No puedo creer que un paquete demore menos en salir de china,' reflect a pragmatic approach to life. While he has a compassionate side, such as rescuing a dog, his bluntness and sarcasm align more with Slytherin's resourceful and ambitious traits.
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Everybody’s Got to Learn Sometime - The Korgis
This song’s melancholic yet hopeful tone reflects Sebastián’s blend of sarcasm and compassion. His tweet 'Diosito soy yo de nuevo, por favor que vengan a tocar el feeling sinister' shows a longing for meaningful experiences. The song’s introspective lyrics align with his reflective humor and cultural critiques.
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