Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly names and reflects on feelings like stress, loneliness, and love, e.g. “the worst stress is the one you don’t why you’re stressed”.
- Affectionate: Expresses deep care and desire to love others, e.g. “I could love so well but nobody even gives me the opportunity to love them” and prayers for crush/oomfs.
- Appreciative: Shows gratitude for caring figures, e.g. “I’m so thankful I have a loving baba” and guilt about wasting food even when struggling to eat.
- Self-reflective: Frequently analyzes personal patterns and morals, e.g. “I feel like my ed ruins my morals” and reflections after reading Hamlet in “I’m no longer suicidal cause Hamlet you lowkey have a point”.
- Warmly social: Values connections and interacts actively with others, e.g. “I have few favoomfs but I love them sm I would probably have kms without them” and talking to strangers in class in “talking to strangers in class omg help”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Engages in and normalizes self-harm, e.g. “cutting myself makes me feel better abt how bad im doing at life” and posting about cutting videos.
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die or kill self, e.g. “I plan to js live as freely as possible then kms” and “I rather kms”.
- Body dysmorphic: Harshly criticizes own body and weight, e.g. “now I’m actually a fat fuck and I miss it so bad omg I hate myself” and ED-focused fasting posts.
- Validation-seeking: Sense of worth heavily tied to others’ attention and affection, e.g. “I want my crush to like me so bad” and “why does everyone actually js hate me wtf did I do this time”.
- Family enmeshment: Deep distress and preoccupation with family dysfunction, e.g. “mother attempting suicide in front of me” and repeated pain about mother’s neglect like “Mommmm pls notice meeee I’m your daughter tooooo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who is sensitive, introspective, intelligent, and often feels isolated and misunderstood in her own family. Like Lisa, they are highly self-aware and philosophical, shown in posts like “I fantasize about doing good for the world but I can’t get out of bed” and “To be or not to be’ okay after reading the actual soliloquy I’m no longer suicidal cause Hamlet you lowkey have a point”. Their academic side and AP classes echo Lisa’s gifted-student vibe, as seen in “I got new seats in AP lit, I sit alone at a table THIS TEACHER LOVES ME” and “math and history”. The painful dynamic with their family strongly parallels Lisa’s sense of neglect and longing for maternal attention: “I miss my mommy. I want her to notice me too I see her everyday but she doesn’t even look at me” and “Mommmm pls notice meeee I’m your daughter tooooo”. At the same time, they are deeply loving and idealistic in relationships, much like Lisa’s big heart, as seen in “I could love so well but nobody even gives me the opportunity to love them” and “I am love personified”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most content is about inner feelings, crushes, and family rather than group activities, e.g. “I want to go to the living room and yk live in my own home but my sister is lurking there so I can’t” and “irl is asleep when we have an assembly at school today so I have to find a seat and sit alone oh god someone kill me”, showing social anxiety and preference for familiar people over crowds. Their strong focus on meaning, ideals, and imagined futures suggests Intuition (N): they fantasize and interpret life in symbolic terms, like “I dream of having no face for ppl to look at my head and js see the void” and “I fantasize about doing good for the world but I can’t get out of bed”. They clearly prioritize emotions and relationships over logic, fitting Feeling (F): they describe themselves as love-centered in “I am love personified”, are deeply affected by their crush and family (“I could love so well but nobody even gives me the opportunity to love them”; “I miss my mommy. I want her to notice me too”), and often frame issues in moral/emotional terms like “ppl are cruel”. Their life looks spontaneous and emotionally driven rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they struggle with planning, school fatigue, and impulsive choices (fasting, skipping meals, skipping school) as in “got to skip having a meal entirely today 😛😛😛”, “I skipped school today 😛😛oh yeaaaa”, and “I plan to js live as freely as possible then kms it’s the perfect plan!!!!”. Altogether, this blend of intense inner emotional life, idealism, romanticism, and lack of rigid structure is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said no amount of money could fix you, but have you considered one (1) obsessed AP Lit nerd who’ll sit alone at your table and listen to you rant about your crush and your tummy hurting? I volunteer as tribute.
- You’re over there fasting for days, dodging food that makes you sick, and I’m over here starving for the view you get of your crush in math… any chance I could become the new seat you’re obsessed with?
- You dream of having no face so people see a void—fine, I’ll just fall for your mind instead. Between Ai Yazawa quotes, Hamlet curing your suicidal thoughts, and that ‘I am love personified’ tweet, you’re already my favorite character arc.
- You said you could love so well but no one gives you the chance; meanwhile I’m here like a manhwa with 30 chapters left of pure fluff and character development, just waiting for you to tap ‘next chapter’ on us.
- You like Russian accents, Shakira, and black coffee, hate watermelon itch and cruel people, and lowkey want to be akin to a doll—so when do I get to be the weirdo who holds your hand in fifth period while everyone gossips about edtwt?
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AP Lit kid, doll-in-progress. Once read Hamlet and postponed my existential crisis. Coffee, manga, Shakira, and praying my crush makes the first move.– @sebastian071625
Your signature cocktail
I Am Love (And Not Eating) Personified
This cocktail starts with black coffee–infused vodka for their sharp, no-nonsense taste and insomnia brain, inspired by “I only like black coffee but I love almost all teas” and all those late-night spiral tweets. Honey liqueur brings out the soft, clingy romantic in them who says “I could love so well but nobody even gives me the opportunity to love them” and “I am love personified”. Watermelon juice with chili salt is sweet-but-itchy chaos, a nod to “watermelon makes my mouth itchy” and the way everything they like seems to hurt a little. Rose tea is for the fragile, doll-like softness of “I want to be akin to a doll” and their longing for tenderness, even while talking about cutting and fasting like in “cutting myself makes me feel better abt how bad im doing at life” and “got to skip having a meal entirely today 😛😛😛”. The dash of edible glitter is their dramatic, hopeful side that still flirts with life and crushes despite everything, from “I want to love someone so badly” to the endless crush prayers like “can yall pray my crush likes me”. Strong but sweet, a little self-destructive, and very pretty in the glass—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Sebastian is driven far more by attachment and care for others than by ambition or intellect, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They describe themselves as deeply loving and touch-oriented, saying “a pet peeve abt myself is I can never hate ppl for long” and “I am love personified”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s core of warmth and emotional loyalty rather than flashy bravery or calculated strategy. Their longing to care for and connect with people comes through in tweets like “I could love so well but nobody even gives me the opportunity to love them” and “I have few favoomfs but I love them sm I would probably have kms without them”, showing that relationships and loyalty are central to their identity. Even when deeply hurt, they continue to wish others well, as with “I hope my oomfs all have wealth and health and are happy in their near future”, which is very Hufflepuff: steadfast kindness in spite of personal pain. While they have moments of dark humor and impulsive emotion, the consistent throughline is a soft-hearted, relational, loyal nature rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral bent of Ravenclaw, or the outward-facing daring of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
human - Christina Perri
A song that fits them best is human by Christina Perri, because it captures the tension between wanting to be endlessly loving and strong while quietly falling apart. They describe themself as intensely loving, saying “I am love personified” and “I could love so well but nobody even gives me the opportunity to love them”, which mirrors the song’s theme of giving everything to others. At the same time, they’re exhausted and overwhelmed, writing “all I do all the time is cry my eyes hurt” and “I feel like I’m upset all the time and it’s making me really tired”, much like the chorus’s confession of breaking down when alone. Their struggles with self-harm and suicidal thoughts, such as “cutting myself makes me feel better abt how bad im doing at life” and “I plan to js live as freely as possible then kms”, echo the song’s vulnerability about reaching a breaking point. Even their family pain—like “I miss my mommy. I want her to notice me too” and “mother attempting suicide in front of me”—fits the song’s core idea: they are trying so hard to function, love, and cope, but underneath, they’re just human and deeply hurt.
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