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Like Lisa, this user is a highly opinionated intellectual who identifies with leftist and social justice causes, specifically seen in their bio as “Esquerdista pro LGBT🏳️🌈 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 socialista ☭”. They possess a cynical, high-brow worldview, often critiquing mainstream culture as “slop” or decrying the aesthetic decline of society, much like Lisa’s frustrations with Springfield. While they value “freedom of individual”, they also harbor a deep appreciation for historical propaganda and complex ideologies, such as when they describe a Soviet poster as “aesthetically cool” with an “interesting message.” Ultimately, their mix of activism, gnosis, and social critique mirrors Lisa’s perpetual role as the misunderstood, radical academic in a world she finds “imbecilic.”

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Sebastian demonstrates Introversion (I) through a detached, observational tone and a preference for niche, solitary intellectual pursuits like gnosticism and "slop japonês". His high Intuition (N) is evident in his fixation on abstract ideologies and complex historical aesthetics, such as his deep dive into “propaganda soviético” and symbolic political charts. He leans heavily toward Thinking (T), frequently using blunt, critical language and dismissing arguments as “Post burro do krlh” or “psicopata” rather than seeking diplomatic consensus. Finally, his Judging (J) trait appears in his structured worldview and desire for societal order, expressing admiration for the DDR as the “versão mais based da Alemanha” and critiquing perceived “promiscuidade” as a lack of discipline.

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Historical aesthetics enthusiast and political analyst focused on Eastern European history and Eurasian geopolitics. Passionate about carrot cake and 2001: A Space Odyssey.– @Sebastiangnos

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This drink captures a chaotic blend of aesthetics, starting with Mezcal to honor his “EU QUERO LARPAR DE MEXICANO!!!” phase. The deep crimson hue reflects his love for the DDR, which he claims was the “A versão mais based da Alemanha”, while the Pomegranate adds a tart layer for his Palestinian advocacy. To represent his cynical internet persona, we add a dash of bitters, as he often dismisses online trends as “Safe edgy power” or “Coal”. Finally, it is served in a high-class glass to distinguish it from the “slop japonês” he despises.

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Sebastian demonstrates the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and a strong desire to curate a specific identity, even admitting to being a “Maior larper da história” and frequently changing his profile's “estética” for social impact. His focus on hierarchy and elitism is evident when he mocks others as “goyim lerdoes” or dismisses certain groups as “sub humano”. Furthermore, his preoccupation with legacy and superiority—claiming “germânicos são superiores moralmente e existencialmente”—aligns with the house's historical emphasis on lineage and status. This blend of calculated self-presentation and a sharp, exclusionary wit marks him as a clear Slytherin.

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Sebastian’s profile is a dense collage of radical leftist aesthetics and 'edgy' online subcultures, making a socialist anthem the most fitting choice. He explicitly identifies as a “socialista ☭” and shows deep nostalgia for Eastern Bloc aesthetics, stating that “tudo da ddr era absolutamente based”. Despite his modern 'safe edgy' irony, he maintains a core commitment to the “Class Struggle ☭”. The song reflects his admiration for Soviet-era imagery, which he describes as “esteticamente foda”. This classic anthem captures his blend of revolutionary fervor and the melancholic, 'doomer' perspective seen in his constant use of phrases like “Nothing ever happens”.

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