Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Aesthetic Appreciation: He shows a strong interest in visual history, particularly admiring the “aesthetically cool” design and context of Soviet propaganda posters.
- Self-Reflection: He acknowledges his own communication flaws, stating he needs to “stop being illiterate” and review his writing to be taken seriously.
- Geopolitical Awareness: He engages with complex international issues, such as balancing “individual freedom” with opposition to Western intervention in Iran.
- Cultural Patriotism: He advocates for a better national image, lamenting that Brazilian aesthetics are often reduced to “promiscuity” rather than strong propaganda.
- Historical Interest: He displays a fascination with historical states, specifically praising the “DDR” as the most 'based' version of Germany.
Weaknesses:
- Contradictory Beliefs: His profile contains jarring shifts between “pro LGBT” and criticizing what he calls the “revisionism of homosexuality”.
- Online LARPing: He admits to frequent roleplaying for aesthetics, even joking that “the larp has gone too far” when changing his profile to a Mexican theme.
- Edgy Provocation: He seeks to shock others by identifying with extreme labels, even claiming to be “racist and colonialist” to appear 'based'.
- Cynical Nihilism: He expresses a deep dissatisfaction with his hobbies, tweeting that “gaming sucks nothing is fun”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a highly opinionated intellectual who identifies with leftist and social justice causes, specifically seen in their bio as “Esquerdista pro LGBT🏳️🌈 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 socialista ☭”. They possess a cynical, high-brow worldview, often critiquing mainstream culture as “slop” or decrying the aesthetic decline of society, much like Lisa’s frustrations with Springfield. While they value “freedom of individual”, they also harbor a deep appreciation for historical propaganda and complex ideologies, such as when they describe a Soviet poster as “aesthetically cool” with an “interesting message.” Ultimately, their mix of activism, gnosis, and social critique mirrors Lisa’s perpetual role as the misunderstood, radical academic in a world she finds “imbecilic.”
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Sebastian demonstrates Introversion (I) through a detached, observational tone and a preference for niche, solitary intellectual pursuits like gnosticism and "slop japonês". His high Intuition (N) is evident in his fixation on abstract ideologies and complex historical aesthetics, such as his deep dive into “propaganda soviético” and symbolic political charts. He leans heavily toward Thinking (T), frequently using blunt, critical language and dismissing arguments as “Post burro do krlh” or “psicopata” rather than seeking diplomatic consensus. Finally, his Judging (J) trait appears in his structured worldview and desire for societal order, expressing admiration for the DDR as the “versão mais based da Alemanha” and critiquing perceived “promiscuidade” as a lack of discipline.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the GDR? Because despite the walls you might have up, I think you’re the most based version of Germany I’ve ever seen.
- I promise I’m not just some 'safe edgy' larper—I’d actually review my spelling and grammar just to make sure I’m worthy of your TL.
- They say 'nothing ever happens,' but I’m pretty sure something’s happening right now, and it’s definitely not a psyop.
- Is your heart the Red Shambala? Because I’d never let anyone 'aviadar' the connection we could have.
- You don't need a Grok roast to know you've got gem status; forget the 'coal' posts, you're the only high-quality content I'm looking for.
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Historical aesthetics enthusiast and political analyst focused on Eastern European history and Eurasian geopolitics. Passionate about carrot cake and 2001: A Space Odyssey.– @Sebastiangnos
Your signature cocktail
The Gnostic Red Larper
This drink captures a chaotic blend of aesthetics, starting with Mezcal to honor his “EU QUERO LARPAR DE MEXICANO!!!” phase. The deep crimson hue reflects his love for the DDR, which he claims was the “A versão mais based da Alemanha”, while the Pomegranate adds a tart layer for his Palestinian advocacy. To represent his cynical internet persona, we add a dash of bitters, as he often dismisses online trends as “Safe edgy power” or “Coal”. Finally, it is served in a high-class glass to distinguish it from the “slop japonês” he despises.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Sebastian demonstrates the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and a strong desire to curate a specific identity, even admitting to being a “Maior larper da história” and frequently changing his profile's “estética” for social impact. His focus on hierarchy and elitism is evident when he mocks others as “goyim lerdoes” or dismisses certain groups as “sub humano”. Furthermore, his preoccupation with legacy and superiority—claiming “germânicos são superiores moralmente e existencialmente”—aligns with the house's historical emphasis on lineage and status. This blend of calculated self-presentation and a sharp, exclusionary wit marks him as a clear Slytherin.
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The Red Flag - Billy Bragg
Sebastian’s profile is a dense collage of radical leftist aesthetics and 'edgy' online subcultures, making a socialist anthem the most fitting choice. He explicitly identifies as a “socialista ☭” and shows deep nostalgia for Eastern Bloc aesthetics, stating that “tudo da ddr era absolutamente based”. Despite his modern 'safe edgy' irony, he maintains a core commitment to the “Class Struggle ☭”. The song reflects his admiration for Soviet-era imagery, which he describes as “esteticamente foda”. This classic anthem captures his blend of revolutionary fervor and the melancholic, 'doomer' perspective seen in his constant use of phrases like “Nothing ever happens”.
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