Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful: Jokes about their own account and kinks, like calling it a porn account in “I am being political in my porn account LMAOOOO”.
- Self-aware: Openly acknowledges the contradiction in their persona in their bio (“acts like they hate g2s but actually loves it”) and in meta posts like “OOC | thank God bruh”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with a niche circle and notes the small community in “Never realized just how small the g2s circle is... Lollollll I've followed almost everyone here”.
- Imaginative: Builds detailed erotic scenarios, like the cheating/condom story in “Your boyfriend caught you cheating with another man...”.
- Candid: Speaks openly about sexual preferences and discomforts, e.g. “I get sad when I see big cocks used on women”.
Weaknesses:
- Crude-language: Uses harsh slurs and explicit phrasing like “fwggots” in “Feral men who likes other men are the best types of fwggots to convert...”.
- Objectifying: Reduces people to body parts and tightness in “Lmao if your dick small it don't matter if the girl is virgin It's never gonna be tight enough...”.
- Consent-blurring: Fantasizes about drugging and forcing characters in “Going on and forcing gay characters straight is so fun... Especially when I drug them”.
- Edge-reliant: Leans heavily on shock and taboo themes (cheating, conversion, humiliation) as in “Time to work THE magic guys... #potentialg2s”.
- Risky-humor: Mixes dark or politically charged jokes with porn content, shown in “I am being political in my porn account LMAOOOO”, which can easily misfire or alienate others.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they seek interaction and reaction from a niche sexual community, explicitly referencing the small circle and extensive networking in “Never realized just how small the g2s circle is... Lollollll I've followed almost everyone here”, and treating Twitter as a stage for political and erotic commentary in “I am being political in my porn account LMAOOOO”. Their content shows clear Intuition: they’re focused less on concrete daily life and more on scenario-building and kinks-as-concepts, like orientation and power dynamics in “Feral men who likes other men are the best types of fwggots to convert... The anger, the confusion, the realization, and then the want. #orientationplay” and “My g2s and s2g stuff feels like it all stems from bdsm lol”. Their tone is blunt, analytical, and often de-personalized, pointing to Thinking: they speak in generalized, somewhat harsh sexual takes like “Lmao if your dick small it don't matter if the girl is virgin It's never gonna be tight enough...” and in detached meta-commentary on porn scenarios such as “What frat boys do the moment someone with a big dick comes by: #heteroflex”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: improvisational, playful, and opportunistic rather than structured or planned, joking about changing directions on a whim in “yeah no I'm skipping sumeru” and casually experimenting with characters and dubious scenarios in “Going on and forcing gay characters straight is so fun... Especially when I drug them”. Altogether, the provocative, idea-driven, boundary-poking, and socially engaged style is most consistent with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re a str8 dude with a lotta gay friends, but with all that #orientationplay and #g2s on the timeline, are you sure you’re not just ‘straight for pay’ like that 2025-09-02 tweet… and I’m the one hiring?
- You’re sad sabbasarts stopped doing #g2s and you’re skipping Sumeru, so how about we compromise: I’ll be your Ronova-era Genshin twink, and you can ‘convert’ me harder than that 2025-09-20 feral-men tweet.
- That ‘my g2s and s2g stuff all stems from BDSM’ tweet on 2025-09-15 makes sense, because every time I read your feed I feel teased, denied, and lowkey collared by your horny brain.
- You talk about big dicks being ‘wasted on women’ (2025-09-29) and frat boys folding the second a big one walks in (2025-09-15) — I’m starting to think the only magic you’re really trying to work (#potentialg2s, 2025-11-25) is turning me into your next confused experiment.
- Your Janitor.ai ‘drugging characters straight’ bit (2025-09-01) and the cheating/husband condom reclamation fantasy (2025-09-25) tell me one thing: you don’t need substances to flip orientations, you just need a locked room, a trash can, and way too much imagination—mind if I volunteer for your next scenario?
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Your new Twitter bio
Accidental curator of g2s chaos. One friend found this alt by glancing at my phone and now pretends it never happened. NSFW themes, brain turned on.– @secretaltforg2s
Your signature cocktail
The Orientation Play Old-Fashioned
This cocktail leans strong and slightly dangerous, like someone who jokes about being "str8" but lives for orientation chaos, channeling the energy of “Someone who acts like they hate g2s but actually loves it... I'm also a str8 dude who has a Lotta gay frens”. The high-proof rye whiskey represents their feral, conversion-obsessed side, as seen in “Feral men who likes other men are the best types of fwggots to convert... The anger, the confusion, the realization, and then the want. #orientationplay”. Honey-chili syrup mixes sweetness with burn, echoing the mix of teasing and edge in “Time to work THE magic guys... #potentialg2s” and their playful cruelty in sexual takes like “Lmao if your dick small it don't matter if the girl is virgin It's never gonna be tight enough...”. A black coffee ice cube nods to their slightly jaded, late-night porn-brain commentary such as “I am being political in my porn account LMAOOOO” and their OOC gamer/observer vibe in “OOC | this is just gta if it was anime”. The splash of rosé wine is the flirty, ironic softness beneath all the bravado, hinting at the sentimentality in “One of my friends found this account after taking a peak at my phone🫥🫥🫥”. Finally, the candied cherry and orange peel garnish represents the aesthetic, fandom-facing side — the “pretty” veneer over degenerate thoughts, just like “ronova from genshin” and their delight in twisting characters in “Going on and forcing gay characters straight is so fun... Especially when I drug them”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their dominant traits line up most strongly with Slytherin’s ambition, manipulation, and calculated kink dynamics. They openly enjoy scenarios about "converting" or manipulating others’ orientations, like when they say "Feral men who likes other men are the best types of fwggots to convert... The anger, the confusion, the realization, and then the want. #orientationplay", which reflects a fascination with control and psychological maneuvering. They also write about forcing characters into situations against their will, as in "Going on and forcing gay characters straight is so fun... Especially when I drug them", a very dark but clearly cunning, power-focused fantasy. Their use of tags like #heteroflex, #straight2gay, and #orientationplay in tweets such as "'sorry babe, so much work to do... The 'extra time' her husband was talking about: #straight2gay #heteroflex #cheating" shows a consistent interest in secret lives, deception, and subterfuge. Even their bio, describing themselves as someone who "acts like they hate g2s but actually loves it," signals a self-aware duplicity and comfort with masks, which is quintessentially Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
A fitting song for @secretaltforg2s is I Write Sins Not Tragedies because their timeline is full of messy, sexual, and chaotic relationship scenarios that mirror the song’s dramatic storytelling. They constantly play with infidelity and kink dynamics, like in “sorry babe, so much work to do. I have to take extra time again. The 'extra time' her husband was talking about: #straight2gay #heteroflex #cheating” and “Your boyfriend caught you cheating with another man. Bu rather than getting mad, he shuffles through the bathroom trash...”, which feels very in line with the song’s wedding-day betrayal narrative. Their enjoyment of morally messy, transgressive fantasies, like “Going on and forcing gay characters straight is so fun... Especially when I drug them”, matches the song’s irreverent, slightly voyeuristic tone toward scandal. Even their joking about performance and identity, such as “I am being political in my porn account LMAOOOO”, reflects the theatrical, tongue‑in‑cheek energy the song is known for. Overall, their mix of sexuality, drama, and playful cynicism fits the heightened, scandalous atmosphere of I Write Sins Not Tragedies.
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