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The user’s profile shows a contemptuous, elitist attitude toward mainstream culture and a love for trolling, similar to Comic Book Guy’s classic line "Worst. Episode. Ever." and his disdain for "normies." Tweets like "I love having normie friends cuz u can just use cheap half assed humour and they’ll eat it up like you’re the funniest person alive" and "goyim are literally not human" reveal a cynical, superior‑looking worldview that mirrors Comic Book Guy’s snarky, anti‑popular stance. Their chaotic mix of meme‑culture, hateful rhetoric, and self‑identification as a "brappy goycattle infected with AIDs" reflects the character’s nerdy, internet‑savvy, and often obnoxiously judgmental persona. The frequent posting of obscure, provocative images and quoting other users also matches Comic Book Guy’s habit of commenting on pop‑culture with sarcasm and contempt.

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The user’s constant calls for interaction such as "Can u guys just talk to me" and "I love having normie friends cuz u can just use cheap half‑assed humour and they’ll eat it up" show an outward, socially‑seeking style, indicating Extroversion. Their frequent abstract musings – e.g., "space colonization is a subversion of the faustian spirit" and the speculative "the aryans… hit the core of the earth… this was found" – point to an Intuitive preference for big‑picture ideas. The many emotionally charged value statements like "goyim are literally not human" and "If you don’t like Gojira you’re just a negro plain and simple" reveal a Feeling orientation driven by personal moral judgments. Finally, the erratic, spontaneous posting pattern—jumping from "my sub 80 iq friends got me hyped for arc raiders…" to "just watched 2001 a space odyssey" and "I’m supposed to share the title ‘human’ with this person"—reflects a Perceiving, flexible approach.

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Gaming, memes, occasional philosophy. Ex-leftist turned skeptic. Coffee addict. Once livestreamed from a treehouse. Chasing the next glitch.– @secretgrottoes

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, the Secret Grotto Abyss, blends smoked rye whiskey with a dash of absinthe to capture the chaotic, hallucinogenic vibe of the tweet "DDLC is aryan confirmed ✅". The charred flavor echoes the bio line "repulsed by the sight, i had set fire to every last tree, but the hot glow had blinded me in return | ⭐️". A swirl of charcoal-infused simple syrup turns the drink as black as the user’s black-metal references, like ">its called black metal >most of its prominent members are racist". Blood orange juice adds a hot, blinding glow, while a splash of cola nods to the line "space colonization is a subversion of the faustian spirit". Together it feels like a secret grotto’s abyss, just as the user writes "angels in the shadows in the little grottoes spray a million hollows never lose my follow".

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The user consistently displays ambition for ideological supremacy, a hallmark of Slytherin. For example, they proclaim "DDLC is aryan confirmed ✅" and "the aryans… implemented the caste system …" showing a desire to elevate a supremacist narrative. They also revel in cunning provocations, such as "I’m supposed to share the title ‘human’ with this person apparently" and "goyim are literally not human", indicating a willingness to dehumanize opponents for personal agenda. Their self‑identification with "the right is never making it dude I’m gonna have to live in a world full of libtards" reflects a survival‑oriented, ambitious mindset typical of Slytherin. These patterns of strategic, power‑seeking rhetoric align best with Slytherin’s values of ambition and cunning.

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The user's bio explicitly mentions setting fire to trees and being blinded by the hot glow, which directly mirrors the opening line of The Prodigy's "Firestarter": “I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter.” (The bio reads: "repulsed by the sight, i had set fire to every last tree, but the hot glow had blinded me in return"). Their tweets frequently showcase a desire to spark outrage and chaos, such as "I CHANGED MY MIND, LOS MEXICANOS SON ARYAN Y EPSTEIN NO ES BUENO" and "JUST SHUT IT DOWWNNNNNN", reflecting the song’s theme of being an incendiary provocateur. The user also revels in shock value and provocative memes, evident in posts like "spooky stories for mindrotted late zoomers" and "my sub 80 iq friends got me hyped for arc raiders for months only for it to be shitty space tarkov", which fit the aggressive, high‑energy beat of the track. The repeated references to extremist ideology and "goyim are literally not human" show a pattern of igniting hateful rhetoric, just as the song’s lyrics celebrate a self‑identified “twisted firestarter” who delights in burning everything around them. Overall, the combination of literal fire imagery, the user’s self‑styled role as a provocateur, and the relentless, chaotic intensity of the track make "Firestarter" by The Prodigy the most fitting anthem for @secretgrottoes.

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