Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Frequently expresses affection and gratitude toward mutuals and followers, like saying they love the people on the app and are thankful for friends in posts such as “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU 🫵🏾” and “i'm so thankful for all the people i've had the pleasure of becoming friends with on this app”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows consistent enthusiasm for games and shows (Mario, Metal Cardbot, Bananza), hyping trailers and characters in tweets like “YOSHI IS HEREEEEE” and “episode ten and eleven of season two... literal peak fiction.”.
- Media critical: Engages thoughtfully with media and industry topics, critiquing advertising, stock-market discourse, and movie/game reception in posts like “teenage kraken had shit to no advertising” and “nintendo fans have no clue how stock markets work 😭”.
- Socially aware: Calls out racism, homophobia, and ableism, as seen in critiques like “calling anything in the context of queerness a 'fetish' is just poorly masked homophobia”, “'few black individuals in japan' so your compromise was blackface?”, and “neurotypicals hate us but also fetishise us”.
- Creative driven: Shows personal initiative and creativity, working on an AU and a detailed New Year’s resolution thread in posts like “the au is now in full effect. #wip” and “working on a new year's resolution thread, i wanna go in depth about the future of this account and me as a person”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Sometimes uses very aggressive phrasing that can alienate others, such as “GOOD. FUCK AI NIGGA.” and calling people “npc” in “if you main the bat in mario kart world you're genuinely just an npc”.
- Blocking impulsivity: Openly threatens to block people over annoying behaviour around events, which can limit dialogue, as in “going to start blocking people who are annoying about jump festa, regardless if they're mutuals 😭”.
- Platform frustration: Frequently expresses intense negativity about the site and companies (X, Microsoft), which may increase personal stress, seen in “this site is genuinely dysfunctional”, “microsoft is genuinely a pathetic company”, and “i hope this app implodes one day.”.
- Conflict bluntness: Addresses disagreements in a very direct, sometimes confrontational way, as in “you clearly don't know her at all then” and dismissing behaviours as “so corny” in “this type of behaviour is so corny”.
- Cynical outlook: Shows recurring cynicism toward institutions and communities (e.g., UK, neurotypicals, tech companies), in tweets like “this is the uk's first W in a sea of Ls” and “ai is genuinely getting out of hand and the higher ups aren't doing anything to stop it”, which can overshadow the more positive parts of their feed.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically aware, creative, and deeply into their niche interests. Like Lisa, they balance strong media fandom with social consciousness, calling out bigotry and structural issues, such as criticizing people who call queer ships a fetish in “calling anything in the context of queerness a 'fetish' is just poorly masked homophobia” and condemning ableism in “neurotypicals hate us but also fetishise us jesus christ man”. They’re openly critical of corporations and tech decisions in a very Lisa way, e.g. “microsoft is genuinely a pathetic company” and their multiple posts about AI like “ai is genuinely getting out of hand and the higher ups aren't doing anything to stop it”. At the same time, they’re earnest and studious enough to be surprised by success, as in “how the hell did i get an A on a module i genuinely hated”, which fits Lisa’s high-achiever energy. Their unabashed enthusiasm for niche media and games, such as Metal Cardbot in “episode ten and eleven of season two... literal peak fiction”, mirrors Lisa’s intense fandoms (jazz, books, causes) and her tendency to go all-in on what she loves. And like Lisa’s warm core under her cynicism, they show sincere affection and community focus in tweets like “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU” and their New Year gratitude thread.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with mutuals, celebrate community moments, and openly share feelings and daily life, e.g. gratitude toward friends and followers in “it's new years here in britain, and i just wanted to say i'm so thankful for all the people i've had the pleasure of becoming friends with on this app.” and broad affection in “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU 🫵🏾”. They read as iNtuitive: they speculate about hidden elements and foreshadowing rather than just what’s shown, like theorizing about trailers in “'why is there no galaxy in the galaxy movie' has it still not occured to you people that they are intentionally hiding it” and noticing implications in “hang on, i might be crazy. but i don't think this is the mushroom kingdom at all. it might be gateway galaxy....”. Their values are strongly Feeling-oriented: they focus on fairness, harm, and respect in posts like “it's strange how adamant people are about queer headcanons or ships being fetishes... calling anything in the context of queerness a 'fetish' is just poorly masked homophobia.” and “women and children aren't safe on this app.”, and respond emotionally to media in “third time replaying bananza, and this scene till makes me teary eyed”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they enjoy spontaneity and reacting in the moment (e.g. many "WHAT????????"/"OH SHIT LET'S GOOOO" hype tweets like “OH SHIT LET'S GOOOOOOOO”), embrace changing interests such as a “newfound passion” in “i think i have a newfound passion”, and generally comment on experiences as they come rather than mapping out rigid plans, aside from one reflective resolutions thread in “working on a new year's resolution thread, i wanna go in depth about the future of this account and me as a person”. Taken together, their expressive social energy, speculative media analysis, value-driven commentary, and flexible, hype-driven posting style best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here decoding every frame of the Mario Galaxy movie trailers, but I think the real mystery is how you managed to be more gorgeous than that new Wonder Junior render.
- If they’re really ‘intentionally hiding’ the galaxy in the trailers, that’s fine — as long as you’re not hiding from going on a little space-date with me to Gateway Galaxy 👀
- You said Mario Kart World is extremely polished with a lot of attention to detail — funny, that’s exactly how I’d describe the way you talk about your favourite games and shows. I kinda wanna be on your favourites list next.
- You’re Jamaican, lvl 20, and emotionally invested in Metal Cardbot and Bowser Bananza… statistically speaking, you might be the rarest shiny in the fandom. Mind if I soft-reset my love life and roll for you?
- You cried over Metal Cardbot, got teary replaying Bananza, and still had the energy to celebrate everyone on New Year’s — so, totally sincere question: can I be one of the people you’re ‘so thankful’ for next December?
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Your new Twitter bio
Jamaican Brit, lvl 20, he/they. Mario movies, Metal Cardbot, and game design overthinker. Once ordered Cajun gravy, got beans, still tweeting about it.– @segabysleep
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows strong emphasis on loyalty, kindness, and community, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They consistently uplift others and cherish their circles, like when they say “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU 🫵🏾” and express gratitude at New Year: “i'm so thankful for all the people i've had the pleasure of becoming friends with on this app.”. They also encourage people to enjoy things on their own terms instead of following hate mobs, as in “don't let grifters online dictate how you should feel about something, build your own experiences”, which reflects a fair, grounded outlook rather than a performative or clout-chasing one. Their protective stance toward marginalized groups and creators, e.g. calling out homophobia in “calling anything in the context of queerness a 'fetish' is just poorly masked homophobia” and criticizing exploitative AI in “ai is genuinely getting out of hand and the higher ups aren't doing anything to stop it, as expected. i hope this app implodes one day.”, shows a strong sense of fairness and care. Overall, the warmth, focus on friendships, and commitment to treating people right align most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Just a Girl - No Doubt
A song that fits them well is "Just a Girl" by No Doubt, because it balances playful energy with sharp frustration at how the world treats you, which matches their mix of fun fandom posting and serious social critique. They’re loudly opinionated and resistant to bullshit systems, calling out platform harm and corporations in tweets like “this site is genuinely dysfunctional”, “microsoft is genuinely a pathetic company”, and “ai is genuinely getting out of hand and the higher ups aren't doing anything to stop it, as expected. i hope this app implodes one day.”, which echoes the song’s disgruntled defiance. At the same time, they show big-hearted community vibes, saying things like “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU 🫵🏾” and celebrating friends and fandoms, which fits the track’s underlying sense of self-worth and solidarity. Their identity, queerness, and neurodivergence discourse—seen in posts like “it's strange how adamant people are about queer headcanons or ships being fetishes... it's an archaic rhetoric, but still homophobic lmao.” and “neurotypicals hate us but also fetishise us jesus christ man”—mirror the song’s themes of being boxed in by others’ perceptions and pushing back. The combination of righteous anger, humor, and self-aware vulnerability in their timeline lines up strongly with the emotional core of Just a Girl.
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