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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically aware, creative, and deeply into their niche interests. Like Lisa, they balance strong media fandom with social consciousness, calling out bigotry and structural issues, such as criticizing people who call queer ships a fetish in “calling anything in the context of queerness a 'fetish' is just poorly masked homophobia” and condemning ableism in “neurotypicals hate us but also fetishise us jesus christ man”. They’re openly critical of corporations and tech decisions in a very Lisa way, e.g. “microsoft is genuinely a pathetic company” and their multiple posts about AI like “ai is genuinely getting out of hand and the higher ups aren't doing anything to stop it”. At the same time, they’re earnest and studious enough to be surprised by success, as in “how the hell did i get an A on a module i genuinely hated”, which fits Lisa’s high-achiever energy. Their unabashed enthusiasm for niche media and games, such as Metal Cardbot in “episode ten and eleven of season two... literal peak fiction”, mirrors Lisa’s intense fandoms (jazz, books, causes) and her tendency to go all-in on what she loves. And like Lisa’s warm core under her cynicism, they show sincere affection and community focus in tweets like “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU” and their New Year gratitude thread.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with mutuals, celebrate community moments, and openly share feelings and daily life, e.g. gratitude toward friends and followers in “it's new years here in britain, and i just wanted to say i'm so thankful for all the people i've had the pleasure of becoming friends with on this app.” and broad affection in “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU 🫵🏾”. They read as iNtuitive: they speculate about hidden elements and foreshadowing rather than just what’s shown, like theorizing about trailers in “'why is there no galaxy in the galaxy movie' has it still not occured to you people that they are intentionally hiding it” and noticing implications in “hang on, i might be crazy. but i don't think this is the mushroom kingdom at all. it might be gateway galaxy....”. Their values are strongly Feeling-oriented: they focus on fairness, harm, and respect in posts like “it's strange how adamant people are about queer headcanons or ships being fetishes... calling anything in the context of queerness a 'fetish' is just poorly masked homophobia.” and “women and children aren't safe on this app.”, and respond emotionally to media in “third time replaying bananza, and this scene till makes me teary eyed”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they enjoy spontaneity and reacting in the moment (e.g. many "WHAT????????"/"OH SHIT LET'S GOOOO" hype tweets like “OH SHIT LET'S GOOOOOOOO”), embrace changing interests such as a “newfound passion” in “i think i have a newfound passion”, and generally comment on experiences as they come rather than mapping out rigid plans, aside from one reflective resolutions thread in “working on a new year's resolution thread, i wanna go in depth about the future of this account and me as a person”. Taken together, their expressive social energy, speculative media analysis, value-driven commentary, and flexible, hype-driven posting style best match ENFP.

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Jamaican Brit, lvl 20, he/they. Mario movies, Metal Cardbot, and game design overthinker. Once ordered Cajun gravy, got beans, still tweeting about it.– @segabysleep

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Their timeline shows strong emphasis on loyalty, kindness, and community, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They consistently uplift others and cherish their circles, like when they say “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU 🫵🏾” and express gratitude at New Year: “i'm so thankful for all the people i've had the pleasure of becoming friends with on this app.”. They also encourage people to enjoy things on their own terms instead of following hate mobs, as in “don't let grifters online dictate how you should feel about something, build your own experiences”, which reflects a fair, grounded outlook rather than a performative or clout-chasing one. Their protective stance toward marginalized groups and creators, e.g. calling out homophobia in “calling anything in the context of queerness a 'fetish' is just poorly masked homophobia” and criticizing exploitative AI in “ai is genuinely getting out of hand and the higher ups aren't doing anything to stop it, as expected. i hope this app implodes one day.”, shows a strong sense of fairness and care. Overall, the warmth, focus on friendships, and commitment to treating people right align most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits them well is "Just a Girl" by No Doubt, because it balances playful energy with sharp frustration at how the world treats you, which matches their mix of fun fandom posting and serious social critique. They’re loudly opinionated and resistant to bullshit systems, calling out platform harm and corporations in tweets like “this site is genuinely dysfunctional”, “microsoft is genuinely a pathetic company”, and “ai is genuinely getting out of hand and the higher ups aren't doing anything to stop it, as expected. i hope this app implodes one day.”, which echoes the song’s disgruntled defiance. At the same time, they show big-hearted community vibes, saying things like “there's way too many people on this app that i love. so if you see this, i love YOU 🫵🏾” and celebrating friends and fandoms, which fits the track’s underlying sense of self-worth and solidarity. Their identity, queerness, and neurodivergence discourse—seen in posts like “it's strange how adamant people are about queer headcanons or ships being fetishes... it's an archaic rhetoric, but still homophobic lmao.” and “neurotypicals hate us but also fetishise us jesus christ man”—mirror the song’s themes of being boxed in by others’ perceptions and pushing back. The combination of righteous anger, humor, and self-aware vulnerability in their timeline lines up strongly with the emotional core of Just a Girl.

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