sehnsuchtbitch
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Her repeated, heated fandom tweets like 'zack ward hyperfix got me geeking tf out' and frequent birthday tributes show she invests real emotion into what she loves.
- Creative: She produces and promotes art and fanworks, linking to her Artfight ('hi guys' with the Artfight link) and talking about art skills: 'hes rlly good at art'.
- Community-Oriented: She curates content for fans and shares fanfic and recommendations — 'my fellow #dudecest let me put yall on a fic' demonstrates active community curation.
- Defensive Loyalty: She fiercely defends her people and tastes — 'my goat getting jumped in the replies... #DEATHTOZIONISTS' and 'not chill with people yumeing kkk members' show tribal protection.
- Eclectic Taste: From 'nu metal, industrial metal, ebm' to 'industrial dance' and 'electric guitar', she spans a wide, alternative palette of music and aesthetics.
Weaknesses:
- Possessive: She admits 'non sharing but not becuz im possessive of my f/os, but becuz im possessive of my niche/interest', revealing gatekeeping impulses.
- Edgy Provocateur: Tags and phrasing like '#DEATHTOZIONISTS' and 'PTSD TOMORROW #GOPOSTAL' suggest a tendency to court controversy and shock value.
- Insular: Heavy reliance on private circles and niche references ('this is what i have a priv for') can make her world hard for outsiders to enter.
- Drama-Attractor: Frequent calls to drama ('drama' tweet, 'my goat getting jumped in the replies') and dramatic language indicate she often ends up in conflict.
- Obsessive: Her hyperfixation on specific people/games (numerous 'postal' and 'zack ward' tweets) can become tunnel-vision and consume time and attention.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson)
Comic Book Guy is a perfect tonal match: an obsessive fan, gatekeeper of niche culture, dryly judgmental and fiercely defensive of his community. Like him, she curates private spaces and nitpicks canons ('postal 1997', 'postal 4 is honestly the p3 of the 2020s') and loudly defends her favorites. Her possessiveness ('non sharing... possessive of my niche') and tendency to stoke online arguments mirror his curmudgeonly, fandom-obsessed persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP suits her value-driven, creative, and niche-oriented presence. Introversion shows in her guarded curation ('this is what i have a priv for', 'non sharing... possessive of my niche/interest'), while Intuition is present in headcanons, shipping and abstract fandom play ('i literally js shortened my name cuz it sounded cool', 'stars like these'). Feeling is clear in moral outrage and emotional investment ('actually i think we shouldnt be chill with people yumeing kkk members', 'my literal goat'), and Perceiving appears in flexible, spontaneous fandom posts and varied creative projects (artfight link, baking mentions). Her tweets mix imaginative projection with principled response, classic INFP territory.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Zack Ward scene? Because I could binge you for hours and still beg for a sequel.
- If being obsessed with you is wrong, I don't wanna be canon — wanna collab on a fic and make it official?
- Your aesthetic's so hot it could melt a viper boa — come over, I'll bake and we can pretend we're a dangerous power couple.
- I'd steal your motorcycle just to get you coffee, but I'd return it if you promise to share your secret recipes.
- Call me 'postal' — because I go absolutely off my rocker every time you show up in my timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Alt fandom curator • Postal stan • Zack Ward obsessive • artist & baker (Artfight: ST4RFUCK3RR) • living ironically in paradise, AZ • I run a priv for the good stuff — come for the ships, stay for the drama.– @sehnsuchtbitch
Your signature cocktail
Red Trenchcoat
The 'Red Trenchcoat' blends dark, smoky and slightly sweet notes to match her red/industrial aesthetic ('red mostly' and love of 'industrial metal'). Dark rum and smoked bitters capture the dangerous, weaponized vibe ('a rlly flashy handgun', 'weapon collection'), cherry liqueur nods to 'mars' and 'obligatorily, a mars bar', and a coconut rim winks at 'coconut and weed' tastes. It's stylish, slightly illicit, and pretty enough to parade on a curated timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits her protective, strategic fandom behavior and aesthetic ambition. She openly admits to guarding her niche—'non sharing but not becuz im possessive of my f/os, but becuz im possessive of my niche/interest'—which reads as classic territorial Slytherin. Her delight in curating private content ('this is what i have a priv for') and elevating favorite figures (Zack Ward as 'my literal goat') shows ambition for status within her subculture. While she can be outraged on moral grounds ('actually i think we shouldnt be chill with people yumeing kkk members idk tho🥹'), her methods are more about protecting and controlling the in-group than public heroics, which aligns with Slytherin instincts.
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Head Like a Hole - Nine Inch Nails
NIN's industrial rage and bitter hooks pair well with her stated love of 'industrial metal, ebm' and nu/industrial aesthetics. The song's anger at power and cutting, ironic delivery mirrors tweets about political outrage ('actually i think we shouldnt be chill with people yumeing kkk members idk tho🥹') and her dark fandom credo. It's aggressive, cathartic and stylish—very on-brand.
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