Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses sarcasm and jokes, e.g. “clash royale me engravidou eu estou carregando um filho do clash royale” and “goku rindo do nome da bulma KKKKKKKKKK”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings like anxiety and sadness, e.g. “to muito ansiosa acho que meu coração vai parar” and “parece que quanto mais triste eu estou melhor eu escrevo”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for games/anime, e.g. multiple Dragon Ball posts like “eu... eu acabei dragon ball” and hack’n’slash posts like “feliz aniversário pai do hack e do slash”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes own behavior and its impact, e.g. “eu vou dar uma maneirada, ta até dificil de achar os meus posts” and joking about posting habits.
- Creative-commentator: Adds original commentary/memes to media, e.g. describing PC issues in “fodase eu nao me importo se minha memória ram está em 93% 24/7... eu vou usar ele todo” and inventive phrasing like “a tensão sexual entre eu e a espingarda em baixo da minha cama está gigantesca”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile-anger: Expresses intense rage toward others, e.g. “filho da puta nao sabe ficar quieto vai tomar no cu caralho nao fode desgraçado” and “que desgraça cara puta merda eu vou matar alguém”.
- Self-destructive-talk: Uses worrying violent or suicidal imagery, e.g. “a tensão sexual entre eu e a espingarda em baixo da minha cama está gigantesca” and strong despair in “pode acabar logo 2026 ano merda do caralho”.
- Oversharing-distress: Frequently vents deep frustration publicly, e.g. “que dia de merda” and “eu nao sei porque eu me preocupo tanto, coisa besta dessas”, despite also saying “odeio que saibam da minha vida tipo OQUE voce tem a ver”.
- Negativity-bias: Often frames time and events pessimistically, e.g. “que dia de merda”, “pode acabar logo 2026 ano merda do caralho”, and “puta merda ainda tem dia 31 que mês merda do caralho”.
- Harsh-language: Heavy use of insults and swearing, e.g. “burro do caralho” and “KKKKKKKKKKKKKK cara papa kill do caralho”, which can come off as aggressive or alienating.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: thoughtful, emotionally intense, and very online/nerdy. Like Lisa, they overthink and are self-reflective, saying things like “eu nao sei porque eu me preocupo tanto, coisa besta dessas” and “parece que quanto mais triste eu estou melhor eu escrevo”, which fits Lisa’s introspective, occasionally melancholy side. They’re also deeply into media and learning-like obsessions (games, anime, manga), bingeing Dragon Ball and commenting analytically on details such as “porque citaram o boo? no final da saga dele o povo não tinha pedido pro shenlong fazer todo mundo esquecer do majin boo?” and celebrating characters with moral weight like Piccolo: “para de ser foda piccolo por favor so uma vez”. The frequent swings between frustration and idealism—“pode acabar logo 2026 ano merda do caralho” versus enthusiastic posts like “feliz aniversário pai do hack e do slash”—mirror Lisa’s combination of angst and passion. Even their annoyance at people prying into their life, as in “odeio que saibam da minha vida tipo OQUE voce tem a ver”, echoes Lisa’s tendency to feel misunderstood and protective of her inner world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: they enjoy solitary media like games and manga, and complain about people knowing their life (“odeio que saibam da minha vida tipo OQUE voce tem a ver”) and being bothered when they’re already angry (“quando eu já to com raiva e o indivíduo nao oara de encher o saco”). Their timeline is full of emotional reactions, opinions and interpretations rather than concrete, practical talk, suggesting intuition: they dramatize feelings (“parece que quanto mais triste eu estou melhor eu escrevo”) and make exaggerated, imaginative statements (“clash royale me engravidou eu estou carregando um filho do clash royale”). They lean strongly feeling over thinking, reacting from emotion and personal values instead of structured logic, e.g. intense mood swings (“que desgraça cara puta merda eu vou matar alguém”) and sentimentality about media and characters (“eu ainda penso em você 🥀”, “finalmente o vegeta venceu 🥀”). Their schedule and habits appear spontaneous, not planned, which fits perceiving: they lose track of time (“meu problema é que eu olho o relógio e sao 21h, quando eu olho denovo já sao quase 2 da manhã”), start and restart long games and anime on a whim (“acho que vou zerar o persona 5 denovo”, “vou começar o dragon ball clássico agora meus amigos”), and talk about "needing" to play or eat something in the moment (“acho que vou fazer um brigadeiro eu preciso muito comer algum doce agora”). Altogether, a private, emotionally intense, imaginative, and spontaneous gamer who processes life through feelings and media fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re “carregando um filho do Clash Royale” — if your deck already has a prince, can I audition to be your support card and protect the tower that is your heart?
- You finished the whole Dragon Ball manga and still chose to start the classic anime… with that level of commitment, if we start talking today I’m guessing we go at least through Z, Super, and a happily-ever-after filler arc.
- You complain about January being a “mês merda do caralho”, your RAM at 93%, and Opera using 3GB… let me take some load off: we can uninstall the bad vibes together and run a clean install of ‘us’.
- You said every road leads you to screenshot Metal Gear Rising and post it on Steam — maybe one day one of those roads can lead you to co‑op with me, and we can see who parries real life better than Raiden.
- You wrote that the sexual tension between you and the shotgun under your bed is huge — I can’t compete with firearms, but I promise I’m at least as reliable as Piccolo and as devoted as Vegeta finally winning 🥀.
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Your new Twitter bio
Pinda-based gamer & anime enjoyer. Finished Dragon Ball, stuck on backlog. Once rage-uninstalled a browser for using 3GB RAM.– @seilacoisapaia
Your signature cocktail
Mango Gear Rising: Steam-Boosted Miojo Sour
Cachaça with mango is the fruity core, a nod to their Brazilian vibe and the tweet where they suddenly remember why “manga é a melhor fruta” “lembrei porque manga é a melhor fruta”. The espresso shot channels their hyper-gamer, mid-rant energy, like when they’re raging about Metal Gear Rising screenshots and Steam posts “todos os caminhos me levam a tirar print do metal gear rising e postar na steam” and their Steam ID in the bio. Lime juice adds a sharp tartness for all the bitter, over-it moments, from hating on months and years “pode acabar logo 2026 ano merda do caralho” to being done with certain jokes “já deu de falar que foi molestado ou que vai molestar, já é 2026 rapaziada”. Simple syrup sweetens things just enough to reflect their softer, nostalgic side, like when they post about still thinking of someone “eu ainda penso em você 🥀” or feeling sad as they finish Dragon Ball “cheguei no ultimo capítulo, estou triste”. The dash of chili tincture represents their explosive, sweary outbursts when they’re ready to kill someone over annoyances or tech issues “que desgraça cara puta merda eu vou matar alguém” and “puta merda eu fui abrir o gerenciador de tarefas e o opera tava usando TRES GIGAS de ram”. Overall, it’s a strong, slightly chaotic, sweet-and-sour drink that swings between cozy manga/anime comfort and full-caps gamer rage—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong Gryffindor blend of emotional impulsiveness, boldness, and a taste for intensity. They openly express anger and frustration in a very direct, confrontational way, as in “que desgraça cara puta merda eu vou matar alguém” and “filho da puta nao sabe ficar quieto vai tomar no cu caralho nao fode desgraçado”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot‑blooded temperament. There’s also a streak of dark, dramatic humor and flirting with danger in “a tensão sexual entre eu e a espingarda em baixo da minha cama está gigantesca” and “pode acabar logo 2026 ano merda do caralho”, showing someone who leans into intense feelings rather than avoiding them. They’re passionate about their interests (games, anime, manga) and talk about them with an almost heroic reverence, e.g. “feliz aniversário pai do hack e do slash” and “finalmente o vegeta venceu 🥀”, which mirrors Gryffindor’s admiration for strong, larger‑than‑life figures. While they do show wit and some introspection, the dominant traits are emotional intensity, bold expression, and a confrontational attitude—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quiet diligence of Hufflepuff.
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Nobody - Mitski
A well‑suited song for them is “Nobody” by Mitski, which mixes self‑aware melancholy, humor, and online-core angst much like their timeline. They openly mention Mitski, begging for a release in “lança logo essa porra mitski caralho”, showing they’re already emotionally tuned into her style. Their tweets swing between loneliness and frustration, like “pode acabar logo 2026 ano merda do caralho” and “que dia de merda”, echoing the song’s themes of feeling isolated and overwhelmed. At the same time, they cope with humor and hyperbole—“a tensão sexual entre eu e a espingarda em baixo da minha cama está gigantesca” and “clash royale me engravidou eu estou carregando um filho do clash royale”—which matches the way Nobody turns deep emotional discomfort into something theatrically dramatic. Their mix of late‑night anxiety in “to muito ansiosa acho que meu coração vai parar” and attachment to fictional worlds (Dragon Ball, Devil May Cry, Persona) fits the song’s vibe of escaping into fantasies while feeling misunderstood.
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