Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient Learner: Persisted through bureaucratic hurdles and scheduling issues to successfully “Carnet de conducir aprobado”.
- Well-Traveled: Has explored over 14 countries and recently shared breathtaking experiences whale watching in Iceland.
- Dedicated Gamer: Shows deep commitment to titles like Hollow Knight and Expedition 33, even beating every secondary boss.
- Technically Skilled: Is a qualified programmer who enjoys working with large databases and complex logic.
- Socially Proactive: Despite being shy, they actively seek out social plans and enjoy meeting new people during trips.
Weaknesses:
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: Frequently complains about waking up 25 times a night or surviving on only one hour of sleep.
- Impulsive Spender: Admits to making questionable decisions just weeks after starting a new game and constantly wants money for commissions.
- Low Self-Esteem: Self-labels as a “decepcion de femboy” for not wearing tights and feels like a “twink” failure due to slow laser results.
- Easily Frustrated: Expresses intense anger toward public transport and authorities, stating “si hablo acabo en la carcel” regarding driving school issues.
- Chronic Procrastinator: Admits to doing nothing as a personal win and laments not getting their driver's theory test sooner.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Lon is a digitally-savvy individual with a clear passion for learning and academic achievement, having recently “oficialmente graduado del superior” with a focus on programming. They share Lisa's intellectual curiosity and love for travel, documented through an extensive list of “countries I've been to” and a recent scenic trip to Iceland. Despite being “shy but working on it,” they possess a strong sense of justice and vocalize their frustrations when things are unfair, such as the “negocio que tienen montado” in driving schools. Finally, Lon mirrors Lisa's dedicated fan nature through deep dives into media, whether it is completing a “rerun del 100% del Hollow Knight” or advocating for Outer Wilds.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Lon identifies as an introvert, explicitly stating they are “Shy but working on it!” and frequently tweeting about solitary gaming or “not sleeping well” alone. They exhibit Intuition (N) through a deep, emotional connection to abstract narratives like Outer Wilds and Hollow Knight, often focusing on the 'vibe' or aesthetic of their 'sona' rather than purely practical matters. Their Feeling (F) trait is evident in their expressive, emoji-heavy communication and sensitive reactions to social dynamics, such as feeling like a “decepcion de femboy” for not wearing stockings. Finally, they align with Perceiving (P) due to a spontaneous lifestyle, admitting “No se, no hago nada, soy un gato meow meow” and making last-minute travel decisions because they “gave into envy”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m much better than the Renfe—I’ll always be on time for our dates and I never go off the rails. :3
- Are you an Outer Wilds planet? Because I’m ready to get caught in your orbit for 22 minutes or until the universe ends, whichever comes first.
- I heard you’re a programmer looking for those 'numeritos y letritas.' How about we skip the database and just focus on the two of us being a perfect match?
- Forget the laser—I already think you’re the goatest twink in Barcelona, even if you’re a 'deception of a femboy' for skipping the fishnets this winter.
- Since you’re looking for someone to teach you Deadlock, I’m volunteering to be your pocket healer—as long as I get to be the 'e-kitten' of your heart.
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Your new Twitter bio
Barcelona-based Junior Developer and world traveler. When I'm not debugging databases, I’m chasing waterfalls in Iceland or dodging spiders to install room LEDs.– @SeilonarKitten
Your signature cocktail
The 100% Silksong Sparkler
This experimental, sweet, and fizzy drink perfectly captures Lon’s vibrant 'meow meow' energy while packing a punch for someone who isn't afraid to say “mi san valentin son los espaguetis que me estoy haciendo que me voy a meter por el c”. The strawberry tequila base celebrates the moment they “probado alcohol que por primera vez me ha gustado”, while the pink gin matches their 'pastel pink cat' persona. To represent their gaming obsession, the drink is best served while doing a “rerun del 100% del Hollow Knight para preparar a silksong”. Finally, the ice-cold Cava reflects their longing for winter, since in Barcelona “aqui nunca nieva :C”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Lon displays a strong Ravenclaw profile through his deep appreciation for complex systems and intellectual challenges. He expresses a specific passion for data structures, tweeting that he wants his “numeritos y letritas en bases de datos de miles de registros”, and shows an analytical mindset by completing Expedition 33 despite the difficulty of engaging with “todo contenido secundario aunque tardase 30 minutos por boss”. His curiosity is further evidenced by his extensive travels to over 14 countries, noting he has “visited more stuff outside Spain than in Spain itself”. Finally, his bio’s playful threat to “Play Outer Wilds or I'll bite” aligns with the house's love for games that prioritize discovery and unraveling mysteries.
Your movie
Your song
The Moss - Cosmo Sheldrake
Lon’s digital presence radiates a whimsical, slightly chaotic energy that fits the quirky, folklore-inspired indie vibe of The Moss. Their bio describes them as a “Silly 21yo femboy” and a “Pastel pink cat” who frequently embraces their feline persona, tweeting things like “soy un gato meow meow meow meow” and “Miau miau ciclope cansadito”. The song’s themes of strange tales and natural wonder mirror Lon’s love for immersive, atmospheric games like Outer Wilds and their recent travels to Iceland, where they marveled at “glaciares y frio” and “avistamiento de ballenas”. Ultimately, the track captures the blend of bashful charm and playful eccentricity seen in their struggle to be a “twink” while navigating the “silly” complexities of adulthood.
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