Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others and larger events, like honoring the Challenger teacher and crew in “Today marks 40 years since New Hampshire native and teacher died on the Space Shuttle Challenger…” and boosting a friend’s fundraiser in “Please help him out if you can…”.
- PoliticallyEngaged: Regularly discusses politics and policy, such as praising Maggie Hassan in “I wish Maggie Hassan was more well known outside of New Hampshire…” and criticizing the GOP and Trump in “I actually feel bad for normal Republicans…”.
- SelfAware: Openly reflects on their behavior and image, e.g., acknowledging posting habits in “Sorry to my moots for some of the stuff I've been posting, I'm just bored 😮💨” and noting follower changes in “The way I stopped gaining followers when I stopped posting thirst traps”.
- SupportiveFriend: Cares about moots and interpersonal connections, like wanting to meet mutuals in “I want to meet oomfs” and sharing their alt specifically with moots in “To my moots the alt is @BidiBidi_Nicks btw”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, self-deprecating humor about sex and online life, such as “What do I have to do for some attention around here?? Whip it out???” and joking about profile pictures in “Profile pictures on here are wild because like if your profile picture is Addison Rae…”.
Weaknesses:
- AttentionSeeking: Frequently expresses a strong need for interaction and validation, as in “Social interaction is low, I yearn for attention” and “What do I have to do for some attention around here?? Whip it out???”.
- SexFixated: Very high focus on sexual content can overshadow other sides of them, shown in repeated Twink/sex tweets like “Need a Twink best friend that I can also fuck”, “Send nudes”, and “All I want for is Christmas is to be deep inside a Twink 🎁🎄”.
- EmotionallyVolatile: Mood swings from confident to self-loathing appear frequently, like “How the fuck do I go from thinking I'm kinda actually hot to feeling so repulsively ugly so quickly. 😭” and “One of those days where I feel ugly again 😣”.
- LonelinessProne: Often mentions feeling lonely or disconnected, such as “I hate being alone it's so lonely and boring 💔” and “Gays always act like it's so amazing that I have made this far and never once used grindr, but is it really that great, I never meet anyone ever 🙁”.
- ConflictSensitive: Seems strongly affected by negativity and drama, noting harassment in “Someone was following me just to leave mean comments on all of my posts, wtf is wrong with people lmaoo 😭” and lamenting online cruelty in “You people are way too fucking comfortable with being horrible people on the Internet for 'fun'…”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe of this account is very Homer Simpson: horny, impulsive, emotional, and unexpectedly sentimental and politically opinionated. They constantly swing between craving attention and feeling insecure, like going from “How the fuck do I go from thinking I'm kinda actually hot to feeling so repulsively ugly so quickly. 😭” to “What do I have to do for some attention around here?? Whip it out???”. Their over-the-top thirst for twinks in tweets like “All I want for is Christmas is to be deep inside a Twink 🎁🎄” and “Need a Twink best friend that I can also fuck” mirrors Homer’s exaggerated appetites (usually for food and beer, but the same impulsive energy). At the same time, they show surprising heart and moral concern, as in “How can people be so hateful, we need more positivity in this world, for what it's worth I appreciate you all ❤️” and their political takes like “I actually feel bad for normal Republicans who just want a normal Republican candidate…”. The combination of goofy horniness, sudden bursts of empathy, and ranting about everyday annoyances (apps, toll booths, DMs) is much closer to Homer than to the more consistently serious or composed characters like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E) because they continually seek interaction, attention, and connection, e.g. craving attention and social validation in “Social interaction is low, I yearn for attention”, wanting to meet mutuals in “I want to meet oomfs”, and openly discussing sex and relationships with the timeline in “What does a man need to do to get a cute twink on their knees”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing because they frequently generalize and riff on patterns about groups and concepts (twinks, politics, culture) rather than just concrete details, e.g. “Twinks dating other twinks is unnatural, every Twink needs it's hole filled” and big-picture political takes like “New Hampshire's housing crisis could easily be solved if we would stop refusing to build upwards…”. Their decision-making shows Feeling (F): they focus on how things feel, empathy, and being hurt or uplifted by others—see the emotional frustration in “Someone was following me just to leave mean comments on all of my posts, wtf is wrong with people” and their concern about online cruelty in “You people are way too fucking comfortable with being horrible people on the Internet for 'fun'”, as well as their desire for positivity in “How can people be so hateful, we need more positivity in this world, for what it's worth I appreciate you all ❤️”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they’re spontaneous and go-with-the-flow about thirst traps, horniness, and mood swings (e.g. “Horny but also sooo fucking tired” and “Sorry to my moots for some of the stuff I've been posting, I'm just bored”), and talk about goals like weight loss or wanting piercings in a flexible, non-structured way, as in “I want a lip piercing and eyebrow piercing so bad, but idk if they will suit me” and “I want to be a Twink again, time to drop 20lbs” without outlining rigid plans. Taken together—social, expressive, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—the overall pattern best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting about needing a twink best friend you can also fuck — I’m not a twink, but I do come with fluffy hair, strong music taste, and a willingness to be called a good boy. Do I make the shortlist?
- You loving Stevie Nicks, Linda Ronstadt, Selena and Patsy Cline makes sense, because I’ve been ‘Lyin’ Eyes’ on your timeline, ‘Dreams’ about you on loop, and honestly I’d go ‘Crazy’ if I don’t get to be your ‘Bidi Bidi Bom Bom’ moot soon.
- You said you stopped gaining followers when you stopped posting thirst traps — I’m just here to respectfully protest that, because even your ‘good morning, fellow patriots 🫡’ selfies are enough to make me pledge full allegiance to you.
- You tweet about New Hampshire politics, the housing crisis, and cashless tolls, then immediately about needing twinks on their knees — I feel like we’d have the most chaotic date: debate Maggie Hassan, complain about DM updates, then solve your ‘social interaction is low, I yearn for attention’ problem together.
- You’ve lost 14lbs, retired from being a twink, and still worry about feeling ugly some days — for the record, I’d treat you like that SS United States you posted: absolute classic, built beautifully, and deserving of being cherished, not left lonely in port.
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Your new Twitter bio
New Hampshire gay, twink enthusiast & vintage diva playlist on repeat. Once liked a Grok undressing pic by accident and never recovered.– @Selena_Nicks
Your signature cocktail
The Twink Hunt Highball
The high-proof bourbon reflects their strong, assertive thirst-posting top energy, like when they say they “Need to put a Twink in this” “Need to put a Twink in this” and “All I want for is Christmas is to be deep inside a Twink 🎁🎄” “All I want for is Christmas is to be deep inside a Twink 🎁🎄”. Honey-ginger syrup adds sweetness with a bite, capturing how they’re kind and a bit sentimental yet sharp-tongued, like appreciating moots and feeling lonely “How can people be so hateful, we need more positivity in this world, for what it's worth I appreciate you all ❤️” while also dragging people who follow just to be mean “Someone was following me just to leave mean comments on all of my posts, wtf is wrong with people lmaoo 😭”. The sparkling apple cider nods to their cheeky patriot / New Hampshire vibe and everyday wholesomeness under the filth, like “Good morning, fellow patriots. 🫡” “Good morning, fellow patriots. 🫡” and their thoughts on local politics and housing “New Hampshire's housing crisis could easily be solved if we would stop refusing to build upwards instead of building these huge apartment low rise complexes that don't even house that many people.”. Aromatic bitters bring a touch of melancholy and mood swings, echoing posts about feeling ugly or alone “I hate being alone it's so lonely and boring 💔” and “Sad and horny, a dangerous combo” “Sad and horny, a dangerous combo”. The lemon twist and edible glitter are the glam, dramatic flourish for their love of divas and campy gay Twitter chaos, matching their Stevie-and-Selena bio and chaotic twink obsession “Good morning to all the twinks out there.” and “In the mood to hunt some twinks 😼”. This cocktail is sweet but strong, playful yet a little bruised—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
CJ reads as a Hufflepuff whose loyalty and kindness sit underneath the horny shitposting. They repeatedly show concern for others and a desire for a kinder world, like when they say “How can people be so hateful, we need more positivity in this world, for what it's worth I appreciate you all ❤️” and warn followers to “Stay safe everyone, it's a scary world nowadays unfortunately 💔”. They value fairness and basic decency online, calling out cruelty and toxic behavior: “You people are way too fucking comfortable with being horrible people on the Internet for 'fun' karma's gonna get your ugly ass” and mocking petty power-tripping with “Putting 'block = I own you' or some shit in your bio is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on this app.”. Their loyalty to moots and friends shows in posts like “Please help him out if you can, even if it's just a little everything helps, he's a great guy and really deserves it.” and the way they worry about annoying people while still wanting connection: “Sorry if I annoy any of you 😞”. Even their political and social takes are grounded less in ambition and more in fairness and empathy, such as their sympathy for ordinary Republicans seeking a sane party in “I actually feel bad for normal Republicans who just want a normal Republican candidate…”. Taken together, the emphasis on appreciation, fairness, and emotional loyalty over glory or cleverness fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks
A fitting song for them is Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks, one of the artists they explicitly adore in their bio alongside Selena and Patsy Cline. The song’s mix of vulnerability, intensity, and independence mirrors how they oscillate between loneliness and confidence, like when they say “I hate being alone it's so lonely and boring 💔” but also post bold, thirsty tweets such as “All I want for is Christmas is to be deep inside a Twink 🎁🎄”. The track’s driving energy and emotional edge reflect their dramatic flair for horny-but-tired posts like “Horny but also sooo fucking tired 🫤” and self-deprecating jokes about attention, as in “What do I have to do for some attention around here?? Whip it out???”. Lyrically, the song’s themes of longing and resilience pair well with them venting about bad days and self-image swings, for example “How the fuck do I go from thinking I'm kinda actually hot to feeling so repulsively ugly so quickly. 😭”. Finally, Stevie’s iconic, slightly mystical rock persona fits their gay Twitter + political Twitter blend, as shown by posts like “It's kinda embarrassing being on gay Twitter and Political Twitter at the same time”, making Edge of Seventeen feel like their personal anthem.
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