Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: She is very open and honest about her struggles with motherhood, including the challenges of pregnancy, like 'ok so this phase of pregnancy is horrible while also trying to care for a toddler' and 'I need this baby out it feels like he's had a growth spurt, I'm so scared what if he's like 10 pounds by mid July'.
- Humorous: She is also a bit of a comedian, as seen in tweets like 'husband just taught our toddler to shout 'WHITE BOY SUMMER' and 'me, crying: 'the further along I get with this pregnancy, the dumber I get, it's awful, it's some flowers for algernon bullshit!' @eigenrobot: 'I think being able to make a flowers for algernon joke is a good indication that your cognitive abilities are still intact'.
- Introspective: She is also a thoughtful and introspective person, as seen in tweets like 'I would like to read something about the phenomenological experience of grief, something that isn't...stupid, you know?' and 'I think my least favorite thing about Being A Mother is that everyone has a mother and nearly everyone has incredibly strong feelings about their mother (good and bad and mixed)...'.
- Observant: She is also a bit of a nerd, as seen in tweets like 'I was just reading a book today that assured me this tactic would work and 'I love these'.
- Compassionate: She is also a bit of a cynic, as seen in tweets like 'maybe I just need to set aside some daily whining time for the foreseeable future instead of being like '😎 I'm cool I'm chill I'm handling it all with equanimity gah wait hold on I am not chill I'M NOT CHILL I'M NOT CHILL' and 'stop making Margaret Atwood's horrifying aesthetic vision of the future from oryx and crake into reality, her writing is bleak and clunky we do not need to make that our guiding narrative, fucking STOP'.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: She is also a bit of a cynic, as seen in tweets like 'maybe I just need to set aside some daily whining time for the foreseeable future instead of being like '😎 I'm cool I'm chill I'm handling it all with equanimity gah wait hold on I am not chill I'M NOT CHILL I'M NOT CHILL' and 'stop making Margaret Atwood's horrifying aesthetic vision of the future from oryx and crake into reality, her writing is bleak and clunky we do not need to make that our guiding narrative, fucking STOP'.
- Overthinking: She is also a bit of a nerd, as seen in tweets like 'I was just reading a book today that assured me this tactic would work and 'I love these'.
- Easily Annoyed: She is also a bit of a comedian, as seen in tweets like 'husband just taught our toddler to shout 'WHITE BOY SUMMER' and 'me, crying: 'the further along I get with this pregnancy, the dumber I get, it's awful, it's some flowers for algernon bullshit!' @eigenrobot: 'I think being able to make a flowers for algernon joke is a good indication that your cognitive abilities are still intact'.
- Scatterbrained: She is very open and honest about her struggles with motherhood, including the challenges of pregnancy, like 'ok so this phase of pregnancy is horrible while also trying to care for a toddler' and 'I need this baby out it feels like he's had a growth spurt, I'm so scared what if he's like 10 pounds by mid July'.
- Perfectionist: She is also a thoughtful and introspective person, as seen in tweets like 'I would like to read something about the phenomenological experience of grief, something that isn't...stupid, you know?' and 'I think my least favorite thing about Being A Mother is that everyone has a mother and nearly everyone has incredibly strong feelings about their mother (good and bad and mixed)...'.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
🪻springtime bosco🪻's personality aligns well with Marge Simpson, known for her patience, her love for her family, and her ability to navigate the chaos of everyday life with grace. Just like Marge, 🪻springtime bosco🪻 is a dedicated mother who is always trying to do her best, even when faced with challenges like 'ok so this phase of pregnancy is horrible while also trying to care for a toddler' and 'I need this baby out it feels like he's had a growth spurt, I'm so scared what if he's like 10 pounds by mid July'. Both Marge and 🪻springtime bosco🪻 are also known for their sense of humor, as seen in Marge's witty remarks and 🪻springtime bosco🪻's amusing anecdotes about her toddler.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a dandelion, because you're making my heart bloom.
- Are you a growth spurt? Because you're making me feel like I'm expanding in all the right ways.
- I'm not sure what's more beautiful, your eyes or the way you make my heart skip a beat.
- If you were a toy, I'd be the one playing with you all day long.
- You're like a good book, I could get lost in you for hours.
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Mom of two, soon to be three. Trying to figure out this whole 'adulting' thing. Always up for a good book recommendation. – @selentelechia
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Hufflepuff
🪻springtime bosco🪻's dedication to her family, her patience with her toddler, and her genuine kindness towards others make her a perfect fit for Hufflepuff. Her tweets like '3yo: 'why do we turn the water off when we're done?' me: 'bunch of reasons, it can flood if a drain is clogged, it costs some money, so it's good to turn it off when we aren't using it' 3yo, rolling her eyes: 'mommy, I am a kid, I don't DO money.' and 'my dad apologizes to the chickens if he walks in on them while they're sitting on eggs 'it just feels so rude' demonstrate her patience and understanding. Her tweets about her mother's death, like 'it's been a month since Mom died and things are starting to feel a bit less surreal, a bit more normal which is good, and bad, because the bizarre and disorienting quality of my experience in the immediate aftermath felt appropriate, and a part of me wants it to stay' and 'everyone has been so kind and has been taking such good care of me and my family' show her dedication to her family and her appreciation for kindness. These qualities are all hallmarks of Hufflepuff.
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The Scientist - Coldplay
This song, about a man who regrets losing his love and wants to go back in time to change things, resonates with 🪻springtime bosco🪻's experience of grieving her mother. The song's melancholic tone and its focus on longing and regret mirror 🪻springtime bosco🪻's own feelings of sadness and loss. The song's message of wanting to go back in time to fix things also speaks to the universal human desire to undo pain and loss, a theme that is evident in 🪻springtime bosco🪻's tweets about her mother's death, like 'it's been a month since Mom died and things are starting to feel a bit less surreal, a bit more normal which is good, and bad, because the bizarre and disorienting quality of my experience in the immediate aftermath felt appropriate, and a part of me wants it to stay' and 'a week ago my mind just went blank when I tried to think of songs my mom liked now I'm just getting hit in the face with them in stores, online, etc gonna be randomly sobbing in target or while I'm folding socks for a while aren't I'.
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