Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive healer: Reassures and encourages others, e.g. comforting someone about their work and offering help in “Lots of interesting subjects ! I don't know much about dreams myself but i certainly can help for the rest.”
- Self-deprecating humor: Uses light self-mockery to connect with others, like joking about burning food in “I'm not too good at cooking. But they're burned enough to be used to make art !”
- Diligent mentor: Carefully reviews and annotates someone’s study notes to help them succeed in “Quartz went through all the pages, annotating most of them and adding extra context to some.”
- Empathetic friend: Shows concern and offers company when a friend might drink alone in “What about not doing that and I come to your house so at least you're not drinking alone ?..”
- Honest critic: Speaks up about mistakes to prevent problems, as in “I'm sorry to bother you, but I noticed some mistakes in your lesson.. if you learn that, you'll definitely make mistakes...”
Weaknesses:
- Workaholic tendencies: Strong frustration at being forced to rest and desire to return to the field in “What kind of capitalist company denies the right to work to their employees. I want to go back on the field !”
- Sleep neglect: Clearly exhausted with deep dark circles yet still pushing himself, as described in “He's clearly exhausted and you've rarely ever seen anyone with deepest Dark circles under his eyes”
- Emotional avoidance: Admits preferring to ignore others and company matters instead of engaging in “Maybe I really should catch up with everything that has happened in this company... Or I could keep on ignoring everyone... Second option it is !”
- Communication hesitation: Struggles to approach a distressed friend directly, as seen in “My friend is acting on impulse again and I know he'll regret it. But I don't know how to have a word with him to check if he's okay...”
- Self-doubt: Downplays his own abilities, such as art and cooking, in “I'm not too good at cooking.” and “I'm not an Artist either though.”
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
They most closely resemble Marge Simpson: a caretaker who is constantly looking after everyone else, sometimes to the point of exhaustion. Like Marge, they play the patient, nurturing supporter and teacher, reassuring others with lines like “No, it's very good, and what you did yourself is well done, don't think so low of yourself...” and carefully fixing mistakes so others won’t be hurt by misinformation in “I'm sorry to bother you, but I noticed some mistakes in your lesson.. if you learn that, you'll definitely make mistakes...”. Their role as a healer and former biology teacher fits Marge’s archetype of the responsible, quietly competent family pillar, seen in “I used to be a biology teacher at some point but I'm mainly just a surgeon now.”. They also show that same mix of worry and gentle intervention Marge has when friends are in trouble, like inviting someone not to drink alone in “What about not doing that and I come to your house so at least you're not drinking alone ?..”. Even their exhaustion and frustration at being prevented from helping — “I'M DENIED WORKING. I filled all their paperwork and now they're telling me to wait and do nothing?!?” — echo Marge’s stress when she’s forced to sit on the sidelines instead of taking care of others.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They lean Introvert: their focus is on one-on-one interactions, caretaking, and close friends rather than large social scenes, shown by concern for a single friend in “My friend is acting on impulse again and I know he'll regret it. But I don't know how to have a word with him to check if he's okay...” and offering to quietly come over in “What about not doing that and I come to your house so at least you're not drinking alone ?..”. They are clearly Intuitive, often speaking in ideals and symbolism: their bio calls Elio an “emanator of abundance” and they tweet things like “ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ”, which reflects big-picture, visionary thinking rather than concrete, here-and-now details. Their style is strongly Feeling-oriented: they constantly reassure and comfort others, as in “No, it's very good, and what you did yourself is well done, don't think so low of yourself...” and “Don't worry you never are. You're more like a ... Green kitty ! That hiss and never bites”, prioritizing emotional support over detached critique. They seem Judging rather than P: they reference structured roles and duty (biology teacher, surgeon, member P39 of a group) and get distressed when they are blocked from purposeful work, as in “I'M DENIED WORKING. I filled all their paperwork and now they're telling me to wait and do nothing?!?”, showing a preference for order, decisions, and clear responsibilities. Together, this blend of quiet concern for individuals, idealistic mission-driven language, emotional attunement, and desire for structured, meaningful activity matches an INFJ profile best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Master healer, P39 of the SID… if you’re ‘denied working’ again, can I apply to be your unofficial patient? I promise to present with acute loneliness and a strong need for post-op cuddles.
- You said your pastries were burned enough to make art—lucky for me, I like my desserts like my surgeons: a little overworked, slightly chaotic, and still somehow impossibly sweet.
- You walked into that door frame three times from exhaustion; as a responsible citizen I feel morally obliged to offer you a horizontal, clinically supervised nap… on my shoulder.
- You told that student not to think so low of themself and annotated all their pages—if that’s how you treat strangers, I’m terrified (in a good way) of how soft you’d be with someone you actually like.
- You bought a cake that said ‘happy unemployment’ and still made it sound funny—how about we share a ‘happy unexpectedly-on-a-date-with-your-favorite-ginger-surgeon’ cake next time?
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Your new Twitter bio
Elio | exhausted surgeon, ex-bio teacher & reluctant optimist. Once burned pastries so badly I considered calling it modern art. HSR RP.– @selflessurgeon
Your signature cocktail
The Selfless Surgeon’s Quartz Revival
The Over-extracted espresso shot mirrors his exhausted, overworked vibe and deep eye bags, like when he complains about being denied work yet still desperate to go back on the field: “What kind of capitalist company denies the right to work to their employees. I want to go back on the field ! He's clearly exhausted and you've rarely ever seen anyone with deepest Dark circles under his eyes”. The Burnt sugar syrup comes straight from his kitchen disasters and self-deprecating humor about charred food: “Does anyone know if I can do something with this ?.. they look a tiny bit too cooked.” and “I'm not too good at cooking. But they're burned enough to be used to make art !”. The Herbal liqueur represents his healer/surgeon side and ex-biology teacher precision, as when he gently corrects lessons and guides students: “I'm sorry to bother you, but I noticed some mistakes in your lesson.. if you learn that, you'll definitely make mistakes...” and “Lots of interesting subjects ! I don't know much about dreams myself but i certainly can help for the rest.”. The Sparkling yuzu soda captures his bright, supportive warmth and playful teasing of friends, like calling someone a harmless ‘green kitty’: “Aw how cute. Don't worry you never are. You're more like a ... Green kitty ! That hiss and never bites” and offering comfort instead of letting someone drink alone: “What about not doing that and I come to your house so at least you're not drinking alone ?.. Leave the door open I'll be there soon”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim nods to his slightly dark, anti-aeon edge and willingness to stand against cosmic powers for humanity: “Good, as things should be ! Death to Yaoshi and death to aeons~” and his vow that life will be saved and humanity along with it: “ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Elio consistently shows kindness, care, and a nurturing attitude, which are hallmarks of Hufflepuff. He tutors and encourages others with patience, reassuring a student that their work is good and offering help across multiple subjects: “Lots of interesting subjects ! I don't know much about dreams myself but i certainly can help for the rest. Quartz got closer and read through the pages of the student No, it's very good, and what you did yourself is well done, don't think so low of yourself...”. His instinct when someone is struggling is to support them materially and emotionally, such as offering to share pastries and asking the price instead of expecting a freebie: “I'd love trying them out ! It's been a while since I had pastries. How much is it ?”. He is also deeply loyal and worried about friends, trying to intervene gently when a friend is acting on impulse and considering inviting them for a meal to check on them: “My friend is acting on impulse again and I know he'll regret it. But I don't know how to have a word with him to check if he's okay... Maybe I should try proposing that meal at my place again?..”. Even when exhausted and denied work, his frustration is about wanting to help and "go back on the field": “What kind of capitalist company denies the right to work to their employees. I want to go back on the field ! He's clearly exhausted and you've rarely ever seen anyone with deepest Dark circles under his eyes”. Altogether, the emphasis on care, encouragement, loyalty, and a desire to help others over personal glory strongly aligns him with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Fix You - Coldplay
A fitting song for Elio is Fix You by Coldplay, because the track centers on healing others even at personal cost, which matches his identity as a “Master healer” and surgeon. His bio frames him as an “emanator of abundance” and his tweets show constant care for others’ wellbeing, like reassuring a student about their work and annotating their notes: “right, you should be good to go now ! What are you studying for exactly ?”. He shows concern for others’ rest and health, as in “If you're tired, you should sleep, that's the only way to learn correctly...”, echoing the song’s desire to guide someone through exhaustion and struggle. At the same time, he’s clearly worn down himself—“you've rarely ever seen anyone with deepest Dark circles under his eyes”—which mirrors the bittersweet, self-sacrificial tone of Fix You. Even his frustration at being kept from work—“What kind of capitalist company denies the right to work to their employees. I want to go back on the field !”—aligns with the song’s theme of someone who lives to help and feels lost when they can’t.
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