Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on fears and insecurities, like teaching and career, in tweets such as “talvez eu deva parar de ter tanto medo de fazer as coisas” and “meu maior medo quando penso em seguir carreira acadêmica”.
- Politically-engaged: Frequently comments critically on politics and ideology, e.g. “dois senadores do pt sifoda tudo”, “é o que acontece quando você é sionista”, and critiques of fascism and liberal discourse like “chamar isso de fascismo discursivo é ignorar a ciência”.
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others’ struggles, like students and friends, as in “a menina que nunca conseguia tirar acima de 6 tirou 8 e a mãe me agradeceu horrores” and reflections on not relating well but still “entendo sua dor” in this reply.
- Humorous: Uses irony and memes to cope and connect, for example “olá você já ouviu falar no partido novo?” and the joking self-deprecation about being “cronicamente online” in “A PESSOA CRONICAMENTE ONLINE BOTANDO WHERE IS MY HUSBAND”.
- Passionate-fan: Engages deeply with music and pop culture (Harry Styles, Paramore, Phoebe Bridgers, Rachel Chinouriri), e.g. “vou ver o lolla todo e o harry styles”, “paramore.”, and emotional posts about shows like “melhor show da carreira dela”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Expresses wanting to die or self-harm multiple times, e.g. “qual a saída além do suicidio namoral”, “quero me mataaaaaaaaaaaar”, and “prefiro me matar”.
- Self-loathing: Frequently directs intense negativity toward self, such as “eu me odeio muito mais no natal” and repeated despair around holidays and personal life, like “natal me engasgando com choro”.
- Chronic-cynicism: Often frames experiences through hopelessness or bitterness, for instance “goiânia precisa ser explodida agora” and sweeping dismissals like “pior é goiás.” and “porra mas essa série é uma merda mesmo hein”.
- Relationship-avoidance: Shows fear and avoidance around intimacy, e.g. “eu fazendo intervalos de no minimo tres anos entre cada namoro”, “parte de mim quer viver uma situationship… e a outra parte quer entrar em celibato pelos próximos 3 anos”, and “queria ter coragem de acabar com isso logo”.
- Hostile-venting: Anger often comes out in harsh or extreme statements, like wishing violence on public figures or places in “toda vez que vejo o nikolas ferreira… esperando um sniper heroi nacional agir” and “goiânia precisa ser explodida agora”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intensely online, politically sharp, and emotionally overclocked. Like Lisa, they mix earnest leftist/anti-Zionist, anti-fascist takes with exasperated intellectualism, e.g. calling out sionism in “é o que acontece quando você é sionista” and mocking pseudo-scientific discourse in ““chamar isso de fascismo discursivo é ignorar a ciência” mano tenho algo pra te contar que vc não vai gostar”. They’re bookish and self-reflective about academia and teaching, from anxiety about giving history lessons in “tenho uma aula particular pra dar…………DE HISTÓRIA…….não dou aula de história desde 2023……” to worrying that an academic career will make them arrogant in “me tornar uma pessoa cheia de si, pedante… sei lá. prefiro me matar.”. Emotionally, they’re hyper-aware, depressive, and melodramatic in a very Lisa way, oscillating between self-loathing and insight in tweets like “qual a saída além do suicidio namoral” and “eu me odeio muito mais no natal”. Finally, their niche music brain (Phoebe Bridgers, Paramore, boygenius, Harry Styles) and intense moral disgust at misogyny and reactionaries—seen in “queria que atacassem todos os hominhos que acham que inventaram a roda do filosofiatwt” and “alguem precisava calar a boca desse velho asqueroso”—fits Lisa’s mix of taste, principle, and perpetual irritation with the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite joking about social life and events, a lot of content is inward, self‑critical, and reflective, like questioning life and relationships (“qual a saída além do suicidio namoral”, “eu sinto falta mas não quero ver nunca mais na minha frente e tá tudo bem!”). They seem Intuitive (N), often speaking in metaphors, lyrics, and big-picture abstractions more than concrete practicality, e.g. “you taught me a secret language i can’t speak with anyone else etc e tal” and “i’m just getting color back into my face i’m just mad as hell ‘cause i loved this place for so long….”. Their values and reactions are clearly Feeling (F): they center emotional impact, injustice, and empathy or lack of it, whether in politics and ethics (“sempre terf, sionista, liberal estadunidense ou lesbofóbico com esses papos sobre ela nunca falha”) or in self‑reflection about empathy (“ok sinto mt e tal entendo sua dor mas nao acho que eu consiga me relaiconar contigo”). Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they embrace messiness, ambivalence, and spontaneity over structure, like juggling conflicting desires about relationships (“parte de mim quer viver uma situationship conturbada… e a outra parte quer entrar em celibato pelos próximos 3 anos”) and joking about long gaps between romances (“eu fazendo intervalos de no minimo tres anos entre cada namoro”). The combination of intense inner emotional life, lyrical/abstract expression, political conscience, and somewhat chaotic personal organization fits INFP more than neighboring types like ENFP or INFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re becoming living proof that misandry exists, but lucky for me you’re also canonically obsessed with femmes with long hair. So… should I book a trim or just book a date?
- If you can feel that much about the guitars in the bridge of ‘casual’ live at Way Out West, imagine what we could do screaming Phoebe Bridgers together and emotionally devastating each other in perfect harmony.
- You helped that student go from a 6 to an 8 and her mom adored you; I’m just saying, if you ever decide to stop doubting yourself and give relationships another shot, I volunteer as your next extra-credit project.
- You’re going to see Lolla and Harry with @monologodapearl, you love boygenius, Paramore, Stevie Nicks, and you hate TERFs, sionists and Murakami’s women-writing… statistically speaking, I might be your exact target demographic.
- You keep asking what the way out is besides suicide, but you also glow ‘fisicamente brilhando’, teach history, and make artists cry happy about Brazil. The exit plan is simple: you, me, a cigarrinho branco, and a night of talking shit about Goiás and ranking the 1D boys’ worst hairlines.
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History tutor who cries at concerts, defends women, and overanalyzes lyrics. Once helped a student jump from a 6 to an 8 and started doubting my self-doubt.– @selfsbteur
Your signature cocktail
Misandry on the Rocks (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)
Smoky mezcal stands in for the dramatic, slightly self-destructive flair of wanting nicotine and chaos back in your life, like in “finalmente livre pra vivenciar meu amor maior nicotininha how i missed you my love” and the many suicidal-humor posts. Bitter orange liqueur captures the sharp, politically pissed-off side that wants to explode Goiás and drag fascists, as in “goiânia precisa ser explodida agora. eu ofereço minha vida em sacrifício…” and “dois senadores do pt sifoda tudo”. Passion fruit juice brings the messy, horny, sapphic yearning energy of “parte de mim quer viver uma situationship conturbada com uma bela mulher de longos cabelos…” and “alerta crinjola mas eu daria qualquer coisa no mundo pra uma fem de longos cabelos me fazer ajoelhar…”. Cold brew coffee reflects the chronically online, overstimulated, boygenius/Bridgers/Taylor-listening insomnia vibe of “tava ouvindo boygenius começou a tocar emily i’m sorry” and “but when i reach for you, there’s just a supercut”. The salty-sweet chili sugar rim is for the mix of tenderness and rage—teaching history, helping students, crying at shows, then turning around to tweet “misandria existe e to me tornando a prova viva” and “quero me mataaaaaaaaaaaar” in the same feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a clear intellectual and analytical bent, especially in how they dissect politics, culture, and academia. For instance, they critique academic posturing and fear becoming a pedantic, self-important intellectual in a very reflective way: “eu acho que meu maior medo quando penso em seguir carreira acadêmica é me tornar uma pessoa cheia de si, pedante…”. They also think critically about historiography and sources, e.g. pushing back on others' reading lists and methods: “vinicius que historiadores modernos de bosta que vc tem lido?” and “um off buscar lilia schwarcz pra ler sobre raça é meio tiro no pé”. Their media and literary criticism is very idea-focused, such as this nuanced defense of a film critique: “vcs se passando pq ela nem disse que nao gosta do fato do filme ser longo, e sim que o filme não tem CONTEÚDO pra justificar a duração”, and their discomfort reading authors like Murakami is framed through a considered, almost academic lens: “o desconforto fisico que sinto com a descrição de mulheres me incapacita completamente… eu realmente tenho reacoes fisiologicas.”. Combined with their love of music and lyrics in a very textual way—quoting and unpacking lines from artists like Phoebe Bridgers and Fleetwood Mac, e.g. “you taught me a secret language i can’t speak with anyone else etc e tal” and “can the child within my heart rise above? can i sail through the changing ocean tides?”—this all points to a mind that lives in analysis, interpretation, and language. While they are outspoken and value justice (traits that could lean Gryffindor or Hufflepuff), the dominant pattern is a sharp, self-aware, and intellectually driven perspective, which fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
Graceland Too - Phoebe Bridgers
The best fit is Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers, since they openly center Phoebe in their identity and humor, even writing in their bio about her and joking about learning lyrics: “queria ter escrito mas nao escrevi entao aprendo a letra sei la vai tomar no cu phoebe bridgers”. They reference the song directly and frame it like a life‑or‑death ultimatum: “ouça graceland too phoebe bridgers ou nunca mais use escadas na sua vida”, which suggests it’s part of their personal canon. The song’s themes of self‑destruction, depression, and keeping going anyway mirror their tweets about suicidal ideation and exhaustion, like “qual a saída além do suicidio namoral” and “quero me mataaaaaaaaaaaar”. At the same time, Graceland Too is about intense, complicated friendship and devotion, which resonates with their fixation on messy relationships and yearning for emotionally intense situationships, for example “parte de mim quer viver uma situationship conturbada com uma bela mulher de longos cabelos”. The balance of dark humor, emotional volatility, and ride‑or‑die loyalty in the song lines up closely with how they present themselves across their timeline.
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