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Their timeline reads like Bart with a phone and gacha accounts. They’re chaotic, dramatic, and love stirring the pot in a mostly joking way, like saying “i think they should all be euthanized” and “get rid of cocolia i don’t fucking care what it takes” in an over-the-top, unserious tone. They’re also very online, gaming-obsessed, and impulsive with spending, admitting “yeah over $100CAD and i am not proud of it 99% of the time”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, act-now-think-later vibe. The way they handle social stuff—like worrying about losing mutuals (“why have i lost 4 mutuals this is scary did i do something wrong???”) but still posting wild jokes—matches Bart’s mix of bravado and hidden insecurity. Their love of memes, yelling in all caps (“ITS SO PEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”), and clowning on things like Marvel Rivals and gacha drama is very Bart-core: irreverent, loud, but ultimately just trying to have fun and entertain themselves and their friends.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they often talk about low interaction, anxiety about mutuals, and using their account to "dump my thoughts" rather than for large-scale socializing, e.g. “a part of me wants to make a priv but considering only 2 people gaf about me here this place should just be where i dump my thoughts” and “i have a lot of hsrtwt oomfs but i interact with only 1 of them…….”. They fit iNtuition more than Sensing: they focus on fandom meta, narratives, and vibes ("atmosphere wise i love penacony However story wise it’s easily amphoreus"), and evaluate aesthetics and concepts like “relics is pioneer diver because i like the sunken aesthetic a bit planar ornaments is lushaka because water aesthetics are my favorite” rather than concrete details. Their tone suggests Feeling over Thinking: they center emotional reactions ("soul draining experience," "love at first sight," concern for others over e‑begging fallout) and moral disgust, e.g. “you people are way too obssessed with prydwen it genuinely pisses me off” and “not to be a hater but i genuinely hope the HSRtwt e begging phase stops… because i feel like this isn't gonna end well tbh”. They appear Perceiving rather than Judging: they act spontaneously ("i'm jumping in on the amphoreus ranking tier"), admit to inconsistent spending and play habits like “i spend when i'm really desperate, i probably sank like $100 minimum on this game”, and frequently change focus based on mood (“hysilens castorice & hyacine/sparkle, kinda depends on the mood”). Overall, a private, emotionally expressive, aesthetics‑focused, and flexible fandom presence best matches INFP.

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Day 1 Honkai: Star Rail enjoyer, gacha critic & occasional OC hoarder. Once spent $100+ and still calls it ‘not in Quebec’ coping research.– @Sellular_R

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A ube coconut rum cream base nods to their 🇵🇭 roots and dreamy vibe from the bio, “floating in my mind”, while also winking at their gacha indulgence like “yeah over $100CAD and i am not proud of it 99% of the time”. A sharp espresso shot represents the high-energy, slightly unhinged gamer grind and late-night pulls, echoing their day-one loyalty in “i am a day 1 player” and all the HSR deep dives like “It will always be the characters for me…”. Tart cherry soda brings a fizzy, chaotic sweetness with a sour edge, mirroring their mix of affection and salt when they scream about banners such as “I NEED THAT MAGNETO SKIN NOW” and “i lost 50/50 i swear i’m not a fraud”. Brown sugar syrup adds comforting warmth for the way they hype favorite characters and OCs in “this is only a small portion of my ocs bit say hi” and simp posts like “topaz 🤤🤤”. Finally, a rim of smoked sea salt captures their spicy takes and occasional menace, from “get rid of cocolia i don’t fucking care what it takes” to the iconic “i think they should all be euthanized”, making the drink equal parts sweet, bitter, and delightfully unhinged—just like their timeline bouncing between Penacony, Amphoreus, and whatever gacha chaos drops next.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a mix of ambition, sharp judgment, and a self‑protective edge that fits Slytherin best. They openly discuss spending and pulling strategies in gacha games in an opportunistic, results-focused way, e.g. “idk pull for the next sustain they release cuz guarantee they’ll be meta 100%” and “i spend when i'm really desperate, i probably sank like $100 minimum on this game”, which reflects calculated risk-taking more than simple enthusiasm. Their criticism can be harsh and unsentimental, such as “you people are way too obssessed with prydwen it genuinely pisses me off” and the hyperbolic “i think they should all be euthanized”, suggesting a cutting, confrontational style rather than Hufflepuff softness. They also show concern for how situations might end badly for the community, as in “i genuinely hope the HSRtwt e begging phase stops before either: a.) a catastrophic fallout b.) someone donates WAY too much because i feel like this isn't gonna end well tbh”, which reads as pragmatic self‑preservation and foresight. While they clearly have passions and favorites, the dominant tone across their posts—competitive ranking, meta awareness, edgy humor, and protective cynicism—aligns most strongly with Slytherin values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a guarded attitude toward others.

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A song that fits them well is THE PERFECT GIRL by Mareux, with its dreamy, slightly melancholic, and very online vibe. Their bio “🇵🇭 | floating in my mind |” already suggests a drifting, introspective headspace that matches the song’s hazy, detached mood. They live deep in fandom and gacha culture, constantly oscillating between excitement and frustration — from hyperfixations like “I NEED THAT MAGNETO SKIN NOW” and “topaz 🤤🤤” to burnt‑out comments like “very often until amphoreus started where it took a nosedive”. Their humor is dark and a bit jaded, as seen in posts like “kinda crazy a political assassination & 9/11 be happening on my birthweek lmao” and “yeah i’d blow my head off if i got ratio’d by a mafuyu fan too”, which fits the song’s cold, detached romanticism. At the same time, their obsessive attachment to characters and aesthetics — like “hysilens castorice & hyacine/sparkle, kinda depends on the mood” and “it was love at first sight & i still love her” — mirrors the track’s fixation on an idealized figure.

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