Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for oomfs and boyfriend, e.g. “Good morning my beautiful oomfies bears !!! I hope you all have a lovely yaoifilled day !!!” and “hi ivan I love you sooo much and I'm sooo proud of you !!”.
- Community-oriented: Actively promotes and celebrates others, such as “EVERYBODY GO FOLLOW NINENINE RNN !!!!!” and “I love to see more little mushroomers join lmtwt ... EVERYONE GO FOLLOW !!!!”.
- Enthusiastic: Shows intense excitement about interests and fandoms, like “GFARRARAAHAHHHHHHH” and “GRARAHAGAJAVHA LETS FUCKCING GO”.
- Supportive: Encourages others and sends positive reminders, for example “Hi daily reminder I love u !!!!” and “GO FOLLOW OOMF GUYS !!! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )”.
- Hardworking: Balances fandom activity with studies and celebrates academic effort, e.g. “Taking a break for twt for a few hours .. gotta lock in on my studies .. exams are tnrw ....” and “GUYS EXAMS ARE OVERRRRR !!!!!! I got 100% on my cpt as well what the fuck”.
Weaknesses:
- Attention-sensitive: Takes follower and interaction changes to heart, like “TWO OOMFS UNFOLLOWED ME ?!?!?!?!? Show yourselves rn :(” and “What happened to my interactions .. this is what I get after prioritizing school ok thanks Elon”.
- Overattached: Expresses intense fixation on fandom ships, e.g. “Day one of missing luzhe” and “Lu feng holding an zhe's outstretched hand ... an zhe crying ... THEY MAKE ME SICK”.
- Argument-prone: Mentions conflicts and ratios, such as “Guys I got ratioed for getting mad a transphobe hello” and deciding “No more getting into arguments with transphobes”.
- Self-deprecating: Uses harsh humor at own expense, for instance “Found out oomfs are tall as hell ... I'll kms in front of yall” and joking about a “severe yaoi addiction” in “My mother went through all this just for me to end up with a severe yaoi addiction”.
- Impulsive: Quickly changes posting habits and decisions, like locking/unlocking and activity swings: “Also all that shit I said about inactive HAHAAA . I lied I have an addiction and I need somewhere to talk about luzhe and yaoi !! Do my priv and ia era is OVER !!!” and “Hi guys ive unprived for a bit 🎉 just gonna focus on danmei and lm for a while !!!”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely passionate and fixates on her special interests the way this user fixates on Little Mushroom and luzhe, constantly gushing like in “Lu Feng is so fucking beautiful are we seeing this man” and “Oh Luzhe you are so very important to me”. Like Lisa, they balance being dedicated to school with fandom life, mentioning exams and results in “GUYS EXAMS ARE OVERRRRR !!!!!! I got 100% on my cpt as well what the fuck” while still living on yaoi/danmei Twitter. Their moral streak and willingness to confront bigotry—shown in “Hi guys ive unprived for a bit 🎉 just gonna focus on danmei and lm for a while !!! No more getting into arguments with transphobes” and “Guys I got ratioed for getting mad a transphobe hello”—also echo Lisa’s activist, principled side. At the same time, their dramatic, emotional posting style, like “They make me sick” and “BEST FUCKIBG DAY OF MY LIFW”, matches Lisa’s tendency to feel things very deeply and express herself intensely. Their nurturing, teacherly tone toward oomfs, such as “As the teacher of yaoitwt I feel legally obligated to do this ... come here oomfs 🤲” and “Good morning my beautiful oomfies !!!”, parallels Lisa’s role as the caring, slightly exasperated overachiever who mothers her social circle.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They are strongly Extroverted: they constantly seek interaction and validation from others, using phrases like “Good morning my beautiful oomfies bears!!!” and “EVERYBODY GO FOLLOW NINENINE RNN !!!!!” in tweets such as “Good morning my beautiful oomfies bears !!! I hope you all have a lovely yaoifilled day !!!” and “EVERYBODY GO FOLLOW NINENINE RNN !!!!!”. They show clear Intuition over Sensing by focusing on fandom concepts, feelings and symbolism (e.g. Luzhe, Little Mushroom rereads) rather than concrete day-to-day details, as in “he⠀ b͟e͟t͟r͟a͟y͟e͟d͟⠀ his ⠀life's ⠀faith ⠀to⠀ l͟o͟v͟e͟ ⠀h͟i͟m͟ ㅤ #小蘑菇⠀⠀꒰꒰𓈒⠀⠀dedicated⠀ to ⠀l͟u͟z͟h͟e͟” and “Ok im gonna read some bl today 😊 probably gonna make a little mushroom reading thread stay tuned maybe idk”. Their tone is highly Feeling-oriented: they emphasize affection and emotional connection, frequently saying they love their oomfs and boyfriend, such as “Hi daily reminder I love u !!!!” and “hi ivan I love you sooo much and I'm sooo proud of you !! Thank you for everything that you do for me and always making me smile”. Finally, they lean Perceiving rather than Judging: they often change plans on a whim and speak in a spontaneous, in-the-moment way—e.g. deciding on reads and promos loosely in “Ok I've decided to read another danmei alongside my little mushroom reread !! Trying to be more productive this february soo ... reading thread coming soon (..◜ᴗ◝..) ( whenever I figure out what to read )” and admitting their lack of consistency with “I lied I have an addiction and I need somewhere to talk about luzhe and yaoi !!” in “Do my priv and ia era is OVER !!! MR BUNZI IS BACK IN BUSINESS”. Collectively, their expressive, people-focused, fandom-driven enthusiasm with flexible plans fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you joined the Little Mushroom fandom when there were only 50 English readers—since you’re clearly an OG spore, can I be the late-blooming mushroom who grows on you a little more every day?
- You call yourself the CEO of luzhe, but as the teacher of yaoitwt inviting oomfs to ‘come here 🤲’, I think it’s only fair you grade my performance—wanna test how well I understand physical comedy in the ‘two husbands, one jeep’ AU?
- You said some Enhypen songs make you think of Lu Zhe and cry… if I make you a playlist that’s just ‘you + me + wedding merch line’, do I unlock the ‘dedicated to luzhe AND to me’ achievement?
- You keep greeting us with ‘Good morning my lovies!!!’ and ‘Good morning America’, but I’m selfish—I want a ‘good morning’ targeted like your Little Mushroom reread threads: detailed, obsessive, and exclusively about me.
- You got ratioed for calling out a transphobe, binge-read danmei between exams, and celebrated hitting 200 followers with insane enthusiasm—be honest, are you a system from Danmeiville? Because every stat on your character sheet screams ‘main love interest’ to me.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
2008-born danmei enthusiast rereading Little Mushroom instead of sleeping. Once got ratioed for yelling at a transphobe and counted it as a win.– @semeaddict
Your signature cocktail
Little Mushroom Yaoi-tini
The Little Mushroom Yaoi-tini is a bright, chaotic sweet-and-sour mix, just like Anzi yelling about luzhe at 3AM and calling themselves the "teacher of yaoitwt" in “As the teacher of yaoitwt I feel legally obligated to do this ... come here oomfs 🤲”. Lychee soju stands in for their non‑American, probably Asian-coded vibes and softness, echoing “I hope you guys know my ass is not american ... please don't not perceive me as american ok 😊”. Blue curaçao gives it that sci‑fi, melancholic glow of Little Mushroom and their devotion to luzhe in “he⠀ b͟e͟t͟r͟a͟y͟e͟d͟⠀ his ⠀life's ⠀faith ⠀to⠀ l͟o͟v͟e͟ ⠀h͟i͟m͟ ㅤ #小蘑菇⠀⠀꒰꒰𓈒⠀⠀dedicated⠀ to ⠀l͟u͟z͟h͟e͟”. Strawberry milk captures their cute, affectionate "good morning my lovies" energy from “Good morning my lovies !!! I hope you are all having an amazing day !! (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)”, while lemon juice adds the sharp edge they show when talking about exams and transphobes in “Guys I got ratioed for getting mad a transphobe hello”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny mushroom-shaped sugar garnish celebrate their over-the-top fandom sparkle and Little Mushroom fixation in “he⠀ was⠀ just⠀ a⠀ l͟i͟t͟t͟l͟e͟ ⠀m͟u͟s͟h͟r͟o͟o͟m͟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𓊈 𓊉” and their constant cries of “Day one of missing luzhe”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are warmth, loyalty, and care for their community, which align strongly with Hufflepuff. They constantly nurture their mutuals and oomfs with affection and encouragement, like in “Good morning my beautiful oomfies bears !!! I hope you all have a lovely yaoifilled day !!!” and “Hi daily reminder I love u !!!!”, showing a consistent pattern of kindness. They celebrate their followers and treat milestones as a shared achievement: “YIPPPEEEEEEE !!!! HAPPY 200 MY LOVIES !!!!!” and “Got off maternity leave yesterday and I'm already almost at 200 ... u guys are CRAZY !!!!!!”, which reflects the inclusive, team‑oriented spirit typical of Hufflepuff. The way they promote and uplift others — for example, “GO FOLLOW OOMF GUYS !!! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )” and “EVERYBODY GO FOLLOW NINENINE RNN !!!!!” — shows fairness and a desire for everyone to thrive, not just themselves. Their dedication (re‑reading Little Mushroom, planning reading threads, and calling themselves “teacher of yaoitwt” in “As the teacher of yaoitwt I feel legally obligated to do this ... come here oomfs 🤲”) suggests steady, enthusiastic effort rather than cold ambition or detached analysis, further pointing to Hufflepuff over Slytherin or Ravenclaw. Even when stressed by exams, they remain supportive and optimistic toward others, such as in “Good morning yaoitwt !!!!! I have exams today ... I hope you all have a wonderful yaoi filled day teacher bunzi loves you !!!”, which fits the patient, gentle, and community‑minded nature of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
obsessed - olivia rodrigo
A song that best suits them is obsessed by olivia rodrigo, because their entire timeline revolves around intense, dramatic fixation and a slightly unhinged kind of devotion. Their bio literally frames their identity around one ship and character — “he⠀ b͟e͟t͟r͟a͟y͟e͟d͟⠀ his ⠀life's ⠀faith ⠀to⠀ l͟o͟v͟e͟ ⠀h͟i͟m͟ ㅤ #小蘑菇⠀⠀꒰꒰𓈒⠀⠀dedicated⠀ to ⠀l͟u͟z͟h͟e͟” — mirroring the song’s theme of all-consuming fixation. Their repeated, over-the-top Luzhe and Little Mushroom devotion, like “Day one of missing luzhe” and “I hope you guys know my ass is not american ... please don't not perceive me as american ok 😊”, shows a dramatic, self-conscious, hyper-online persona that fits Olivia’s intense, confessional lyrics. The way they oscillate between shrieking over panels and merch — “ANOTHER WEDDING MERCH LINE ?!?!??!! Im actually gonna cry .. we are getting so spoiled lately with these wedding art AAUUHHH LOOK AT MY BABIES” — and affectionately clinging to their oomfs and boyfriend — “hi ivan I love you sooo much and I'm sooo proud of you !! Thank you for everything that you do for me and always making me smile” — matches the song’s mix of vulnerability and obsessive energy. Overall, their loud, fangirly, borderline-possessive love for characters and people around them embodies the exact emotional chaos and fixation that obsessed is about.
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