Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Darkly honest: Openly discusses trauma and self-loathing in tweets like “I got raped a lot of times and the reason is that I am Beautiful” and “I was made from whatever God had left over of hate”.
- Inventive humor: Shows creative, surreal setups such as “Our best salesman was sucked into a sinkhole, and the office manager is trapped at the bottom of a well, but that won't stop my team from hitting the phones and selling these cursed artifacts!” and “What’s this? A trail of bread crumbs?! ... The Flakey Man: ₕₑₗₗₒ”.
- Self-awareness: Reflects on their own flaws and contradictions in tweets like “Time does not reward those who mourn its passing” and “The phone ruined my life”.
- Social insight: Critiques culture and norms in tweets like “Acceptance of trans ppl on the basis of detached, rational argument always folds when faced with a trans child…” and “If sex is so incidental to your story that it can be so easily removed why is it there in the first place”.
- Playful intellect: Combines philosophy and jokes, as in “Fax Stirner” and the rationalist baby bit “Rationalist baby: ok, clearly my priors were off…”.
Weaknesses:
- Trauma trivialization: Repeatedly turns rape into punchlines, e.g. “Shit happens sometimes you get raped shit happens bruh” and “When you broke and raped”, which can minimize the seriousness of assault.
- Self-destructive humor: Leans on suicidal or nihilistic jokes like “Tweeting ‘I am not suicidal and never have been’ 20 minutes before blowing my shit smooth off wit a 12 gauge shotgun” and “I was made from whatever God had left over of hate”.
- Edge overemphasis: Relies heavily on edgy shock lines involving rape, Holocaust, and comparison jokes like “Being from Ohio in 2021 Lowk worse than being a Jew in the 1940s” and “I think I might be the only person who plays Fortnite who thinks the holocaust was a bad thing”.
- Body-shaming tone: Mocks others’ bodies and appearance in tweets like “I hate when I see a fat dude talking about Heroin no you not doing dat You Fat”, reinforcing negative body norms.
- Alienating cynicism: Adopts a harsh, dismissive worldview in posts like “Why do you feel bad about being lonely? ... you're useless. You don't deserve anything.” and “God doesn’t hate you or care about you”, which can push away empathetic engagement.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, combining juvenile shock humor, mischief, and unexpected moments of insight. Like Bart, they lean into transgression and taboo as comedy, with tweets such as “I got raped so now nobody can be mad at me for anything. It’s honestly great.” and “Being from Ohio in 2021 Lowk worse than being a Jew in the 1940s” that weaponize offensiveness for laughs. Their chaotic, horny, and gross-out humor (e.g. “I be lifting my balls with my left hand when I wipe” and “Killin pussy the dick need tear drops”) mirrors Bart’s perpetual adolescence and prankster energy. At the same time, there are flashes of self-awareness and bleak philosophy—like “Time does not reward those who mourn its passing” and “Why do you feel bad about being lonely? ... Get back to work.”—that resemble Bart’s occasional depth when the joke drops. Overall, the mix of juvenile chaos, dark irreverence, and surprising moments of reflection makes Bart the closest fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is a nonstop performance oriented around other people’s reactions and social dynamics, with many sex and relationship bits like “Holy cow u are so beautiful,. I want u so bad…” and “We’re kissing when suddenly i pull back with a troubled look.”, plus constant references to classmates, girlfriends, teachers, and public spaces. The content is strongly iNtuitive: they spin surreal hypotheticals and metaphors rather than concrete detail – e.g. the crane-as-leviathan image in “I have a mythic appreciation of construction cranes. They’re a global species of modern leviathans…” and the horror micro‑story in “What’s this? A trail of bread crumbs?!… The Flakey Man: (his pale white flesh illumined only by the moonlight) ₕₑₗₗₒ”. Their judgments skew Feeling: they foreground emotional states, self‑loathing, and moral stances, as in “Why do you feel bad about being lonely? If you feel bad about being lonely, then you must think you deserve to not feel lonely…” and the nuanced take on trans kids in “Acceptance of trans ppl on the basis of detached, rational argument always folds when faced with a trans child…”, which emphasizes empathy over cold logic. The lifestyle is clearly Perceiving rather than structured: they joke about chaos, distraction, and lack of discipline – “Whenever I’m not shoplifting I act suspicious anyways so security watches me in case anybody in the store needs a diversion” and “When my wife tryna spend time w me tonight but I lowk gotta play Gale Lewis Zonewars w my friends” show impulsivity and present‑moment focus. Overall, the mix of outward, comedic energy, abstract and metaphorical thinking, emotionally charged content, and unstructured spontaneity best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said cranes are ‘modern leviathans’ and you watch them graze the skyline—can I be the little guy on the street holding your coffee while you monologue about them and accidentally fall in love with me instead of the construction site?
- You: ‘Adventure is romanticized but it’s often terrible and still really romantic.’ Me: okay, so when are we going on a terrible, romantic date where we both complain the whole time and then tweet about it like it changed our lives?
- You keep saying ‘I got raped so now nobody can be mad at me’ like a shield, but then you drop that ‘year of love’ and ‘time does not reward those who mourn its passing’—if you ever want someone who takes your jokes dead seriously and your pain very gently, I volunteer as the bit-part boyfriend.
- You’re out here defending Fortnite kids who think the Holocaust was bad, overanalyzing sex like it’s elevated horror, and beefing with AI while playing Gale Lewis Zonewars—statistically speaking, I’m exactly your type: useless, overthinking, and ready to be farmed for tweets.
- You said old ladies look at you and smile; I saw your selfies and fully understood the phenomenon. I’m not an old lady yet, but if you let me take you to McDonald’s and talk about how ‘the phone ruined my life,’ I promise to give you the same smile plus fries.
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Writer of unhinged jokes & oddly sincere threads. Once compared deforestation to bad shaving and somehow got followers instead of blocked.– @sementard
Your signature cocktail
The Raped Chump Spritz of Godless Love
Overproof rye whiskey is the harsh, unfiltered core—loud, messy, and a bit self-destructive—like tweeting “I was made from whatever God had left over of hate” and then immediately pivoting to horny absurdity in “Nut in dat young pussy for me son ❤️”. Black cherry liqueur adds a dark, sticky sweetness that mirrors the seductive melodrama of “It’s hard for a disgusting bitch like me” and the chaotic romance in “Holy cow u are so beautiful,. I want u so bad…”. Grapefruit bitters bring a sharp, bitter bite, channeling the nihilist, God-mocking streak of “God doesn’t hate you or care about you” and the way they joke about trauma in “Shit happens sometimes you get raped shit happens bruh”. Cloudy apple juice softens the whole thing with a strange, almost wholesome haze, like the oddly tender introspection in “I started feeling so grateful and serene when I realized that I deserve nothing…”. Finally, a splash of absinthe represents their surreal, slightly cursed brain—the AI dread of “even tho none of the AI stuff does anything useful… we have to keep doing it more and more until it wipes out all life on earth” mixed with horny metaphysics like “Making love to the tooth fairy when i notice she’s feeling around under my pillow”. This drink is strong, bitter-sweet, and just experimental enough to feel like someone shitposting through the end times and calling it the year of love in “The year of love .”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account leans heavily Ravenclaw because of its mix of abstract reflection, layered irony, and wordy micro-essays. They show a philosophical, analytical streak in posts like “Acceptance of trans ppl on the basis of detached, rational argument always folds when faced with a trans child. Then, parental love deforms into a cudgel…” and “I started feeling so grateful and serene when I realized that I deserve nothing that I have and want nothing that I do not deserve…”, which read like compressed theory or personal essays. Their humor often hinges on conceptual play and meta-commentary, as in “Traditional horror: they did the monster mash Elevated horror: they didn't do the monster mash” and the rationalist baby bit in “Me: ooh whered i go? whered i go?? peekaboo!!! Rationalist baby: ok, clearly my priors were off…”, which both depend on intellectual in-jokes rather than pure shock. Even when being obscene, they tend to build elaborate, overthought scenarios like “Babe, don't put your hand there. Choking is too hyper modern, it reeks of detachment and irony. I want our time in the bedroom to be free of normative sexual practices invented by alienated men flailing in the face of utter loneliness…”, revealing a compulsive tendency to theorize everything. While there’s some Slytherin-style self-preservation and Gryffindor-style brashness (e.g. openly joking about trauma in “I got raped so now nobody can be mad at me for anything. It’s honestly great.”), the dominant through-line is intense wit, self-consciousness, and intellectualized coping, all of which fit Ravenclaw best.
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Self Esteem - The Offspring
A fitting song for @sementard is "Self Esteem" by The Offspring, which blends dark self-deprecation, sexual misadventure, and ironic detachment into something strangely anthemic. They constantly joke about trauma and violation, like “I got raped so now nobody can be mad at me for anything. It’s honestly great.” and “Shit happens sometimes you get raped shit happens bruh”, mirroring the song’s theme of enduring harm while half-laughing at oneself. Their persona mixes self-loathing and swagger—“It’s hard for a disgusting bitch like me” and “When you broke and raped”—much like the narrator who knows he’s being mistreated but keeps showing up anyway. The account’s blend of irony, nihilism, and weird tenderness, as in “I started feeling so grateful and serene when I realized that I deserve nothing that I have and want nothing that I do not deserve.”, fits the song’s mix of catchy energy with a quietly bleak emotional core.
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