Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Plays bouzouki, records music, does photography and charcoal art, and experiments with new instruments.
- Expressive: Uses his timeline as a diary, openly sharing raw feelings about loneliness and yearning for love.
- Passionate: Frequently declares love for Leonard Cohen, colors, his M5 stompbox, and video games.
- Curious: Learns Cakewalk, the flute, plans to buy a balalaika, and wants to study Russian.
- Social seeker: Posts invitations to play Minecraft, offers to be nice to girls, and asks how to befriend people online.
Weaknesses:
- Lonely: Repeatedly tweets about feeling lonely, yearning for love, and believing he will never be loved.
- Low self-esteem: Calls himself a 'pathetic loser' and repeatedly doubts his own worth.
- Impulsive: Posts nonsensical strings like 'mmmgngnggfjfhhhhhh......' and random meme‑style updates.
- Financial strain: Complains about lacking money for VR games and better recording gear.
- Burnout: Mentions semester burnout, hypnagogic sleep paralysis, and exhaustion from coursework.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse Van Houten fits best because the user constantly expresses insecurity and longing for love, similar to Milhouse’s infamous crush on Lisa and his self‑deprecating remarks. Tweets such as 'i am a pathetic loser but at least i play a cool irish lute' and 'i will never be loved' echo Milhouse’s typical self‑esteem issues. The user’s frequent yearning for a woman’s attention ('i wish a woman would smile at me like that', 'i love women a lot') mirrors Milhouse’s unrequited feelings for Lisa. Their nerdy artistic hobbies – playing obscure instruments and quoting Leonard Cohen ('i fucking love leonard cohen…') – align with Milhouse’s geeky, music‑loving side. Finally, the mention of 'the pain of being an 18 year old guy with laughably small hands' directly references Milhouse’s small stature and adolescent insecurities.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user’s focus on inner feelings is evident in tweets like "i have been feeling particularly lonely lately" and "this account is like my diary and i am a pathetic man," showing strong introversion. They often discuss abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as "i've been having more dreams than usual and all of them somehow involve me being loved by a woman" and "i wish words appeared around you when you were doing things," indicating an intuitive (N) preference. Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in "i love women a lot" and "i wish someone would touch me," reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. The pattern of spontaneous, unstructured posting—e.g., "semester burnout 😐" and "i cant think of any funny things to post i just really want to be loved"—points to a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Finally, the frequent artistic references like "i love colors," "i play a handsaw as an instrument," and "i love my m5 stompbox" align with the INFP’s creative, idealistic inner world.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I could record you on my Cakewalk, I'd layer your smile over a bouzouki riff and a Leonard Cohen lyric—guaranteed to turn your loneliness into a love song.
- I may not have a mandocello yet, but I can play a handsaw solo while we mine diamonds in Minecraft Java, and I’ll even let you be the queen of our pixel kingdom.
- Your photos of angels in tomatoes make my heart see color—let's paint a picture together over chicken Caesar pitas and a jam session on my M5 stompbox.
- You love Westley’s insults, so here's one: 'Miserable, vomitous mass'—just kidding, you're a radiant, dream‑filled muse I’d love to study in a philosophy of religion class.
- As a psych major, I hypothesize that the only thing missing from your dream of being loved is a date with a guy who can play the bouzouki, sing Leonard Cohen, and discuss old English for six hours.
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Your new Twitter bio
Macomb creative: bouzouki enthusiast, photographer, charcoal sketcher, psych student. Once recorded a 20‑min bouzouki cover in my car.– @sentridoh
Your signature cocktail
Lonely Luthier Elixir
The Lonely Luthier Elixir blends smoky bitterness with bright sweetness to echo nik’s mix of melancholy and creative spark. The ouzo base honors his love for the bouzouki and Greek-flavored music – "i play the bouzouki and other weird instruments". Charcoal-infused syrup references his charcoal art, while pomegranate juice brings the vivid hues he proclaims "i fucking love colors". A dash of rose water whispers his yearning for connection, as he confesses "i have been feeling particularly lonely lately". The bitter Campari captures his self-deprecating humor – "i am a pathetic loser but at least i play a cool irish lute" – and a tiny tomato garnish nods to the whimsical tweet "there's an angel in the middle of that tomato".
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user shows a strong love of learning and creativity, as seen in tweets like 'i love leonard cohen so much genuinely my #1 poet + musician' and 'learning how to use cakewalk to record shit......'. They pursue multiple artistic disciplines—playing bouzouki, recording music, photography, and printmaking—demonstrating the Ravenclaw value of wit and artistic curiosity. Their academic interests, a psychology major with a philosophy of religion minor, and attempts to learn old English and Russian ('i tried to learn old english once and gave up within 6 hours', 'one day i will learn russian') further highlight a thirst for knowledge. While they express loneliness, the dominant theme is intellectual and creative exploration rather than ambition or loyalty, fitting Ravenclaw best.
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Creep - Radiohead
The user repeatedly describes themselves as a lonely, self‑deprecating outsider who craves affection ("i will never be loved", "i am a pathetic loser but at least i play a cool irish lute", "i have been feeling particularly lonely lately"). Radiohead's "Creep" captures that same feeling of being an outcast and yearning for love with its iconic chorus "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" and its desperate desire for acceptance. The lyric "I want you to love me" mirrors the user’s tweet "i wish someone would touch m", showing the same longing for connection. Their love for melancholic artists like Leonard Cohen ("i fucking love leonard cohen so much genuinely my #1 poet + musician") also aligns with the song’s brooding tone.
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