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Milhouse Van Houten fits best because the user constantly expresses insecurity and longing for love, similar to Milhouse’s infamous crush on Lisa and his self‑deprecating remarks. Tweets such as 'i am a pathetic loser but at least i play a cool irish lute' and 'i will never be loved' echo Milhouse’s typical self‑esteem issues. The user’s frequent yearning for a woman’s attention ('i wish a woman would smile at me like that', 'i love women a lot') mirrors Milhouse’s unrequited feelings for Lisa. Their nerdy artistic hobbies – playing obscure instruments and quoting Leonard Cohen ('i fucking love leonard cohen…') – align with Milhouse’s geeky, music‑loving side. Finally, the mention of 'the pain of being an 18 year old guy with laughably small hands' directly references Milhouse’s small stature and adolescent insecurities.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s focus on inner feelings is evident in tweets like "i have been feeling particularly lonely lately" and "this account is like my diary and i am a pathetic man," showing strong introversion. They often discuss abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as "i've been having more dreams than usual and all of them somehow involve me being loved by a woman" and "i wish words appeared around you when you were doing things," indicating an intuitive (N) preference. Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in "i love women a lot" and "i wish someone would touch me," reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. The pattern of spontaneous, unstructured posting—e.g., "semester burnout 😐" and "i cant think of any funny things to post i just really want to be loved"—points to a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Finally, the frequent artistic references like "i love colors," "i play a handsaw as an instrument," and "i love my m5 stompbox" align with the INFP’s creative, idealistic inner world.

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Macomb creative: bouzouki enthusiast, photographer, charcoal sketcher, psych student. Once recorded a 20‑min bouzouki cover in my car.– @sentridoh

Your signature cocktail
The Lonely Luthier Elixir blends smoky bitterness with bright sweetness to echo nik’s mix of melancholy and creative spark. The ouzo base honors his love for the bouzouki and Greek-flavored music – "i play the bouzouki and other weird instruments". Charcoal-infused syrup references his charcoal art, while pomegranate juice brings the vivid hues he proclaims "i fucking love colors". A dash of rose water whispers his yearning for connection, as he confesses "i have been feeling particularly lonely lately". The bitter Campari captures his self-deprecating humor – "i am a pathetic loser but at least i play a cool irish lute" – and a tiny tomato garnish nods to the whimsical tweet "there's an angel in the middle of that tomato".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong love of learning and creativity, as seen in tweets like 'i love leonard cohen so much genuinely my #1 poet + musician' and 'learning how to use cakewalk to record shit......'. They pursue multiple artistic disciplines—playing bouzouki, recording music, photography, and printmaking—demonstrating the Ravenclaw value of wit and artistic curiosity. Their academic interests, a psychology major with a philosophy of religion minor, and attempts to learn old English and Russian ('i tried to learn old english once and gave up within 6 hours', 'one day i will learn russian') further highlight a thirst for knowledge. While they express loneliness, the dominant theme is intellectual and creative exploration rather than ambition or loyalty, fitting Ravenclaw best.

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The user repeatedly describes themselves as a lonely, self‑deprecating outsider who craves affection ("i will never be loved", "i am a pathetic loser but at least i play a cool irish lute", "i have been feeling particularly lonely lately"). Radiohead's "Creep" captures that same feeling of being an outcast and yearning for love with its iconic chorus "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" and its desperate desire for acceptance. The lyric "I want you to love me" mirrors the user’s tweet "i wish someone would touch m", showing the same longing for connection. Their love for melancholic artists like Leonard Cohen ("i fucking love leonard cohen so much genuinely my #1 poet + musician") also aligns with the song’s brooding tone.

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